Trip to Austria

I would love to tell you about all the girls I pull in Austria, but too many drugs, laziness and friends all got in the way.  It was a sick trip and I had a really good time.  I realized what an idiot I am when I found two pills in my pocket in Austria.  Next time I fly I should check that shit!   I guess I am pretty dumb.  I dunno what keeps me out of jail besides sweet, sweet luck.  The passport control lady freaked me out on my way back in.  I’m not gonna travel for a while now. Wanna grad from uni!!!

I have to say that Deadmau5 is pretty awesome live.  Really good show and one hell of a mouse helmet.  I happened to be wearing my Danger Mouse shirt, so it was twice as good for me.  I made friends with several really cool Austrian dudes, who smoked me out all weekend.  I look forward to returning the favor when they come to visit me this summer.

Also, gotta say I love my new tent and sleeping bag and I learned a lot about camping on a slope in the rain.  Next festival I will do better!!!

About Jonathan Green

I am a professional dating coach. I have worked with men and women around the globe and I have published several books including Girlfriend in a Week, Pickup Artist in an Hour, and Girl Gets Ring.

autria, love, pickup artist, travel

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