I love how this show is kicking people off. First they ditch the fat guy. Then the ugliest guy. Now it’s just the best looking guys left. The stuff they are teaching is so cheesy. But really why don’t we bring in models to make out with students (and maybe teachers) at bootcamps? Sheriff I’m talking to you!!!
Hehe. It’s a shame their teaching such old technology to these guys. I mean I love the idea of helping people. But they are learning openers that are 3 years old. Shame.
I really can’t pick a guy to root for just yet. They are all wearing their pickup necklaces a little too much. I think Matt is gonna win. I mean he’s gotta pay off that surgery. It’s either him or the guy with the Sideshow Bob afro.
I still can’t believe I missed cockpunching Matador in LA. And I just saw Kisser’s Halloween costume. For a minute I thought it was a real picture of Mystery.
OMG. I love how they are asking the tortuous ARE YOU A VIRGIN question. Sexologist? That is a job? I want to be that. All the sex teachers in London are dudes. Is this chick gonna teach squirting? That is the real deal. I gotta do that before I die.
Making guys hook up with a manequin is a good idea. We need that at workshops too. I’m learning a lot. I think the best part is that the thing was like 7 feet tall.
Dude. If another guy wins a boa as the reward challenge I will die. I think these guys haven’t cottoned on to the fact that sexologist means she didn’t go to college. Ohh the prize is in a box. It’s an earpiece with Mystery talking to you. Actually that’s pretty good. It’s just like getting real coaching.
I got so much love for the guy that takes his shirt off. Just straight up. Ahaha. Too bad he went too fast. Gross. Droool……
AHAHa. I gotta stop watching this show alone.
I like the guy who is afraid to touch her. Wow he hugged her. OK. I am gonna get lessons from a girl like this. To think I was gonna just take a tantra lesson.
I love that the girl tells a guy that he’s doing great. It’s nice to get encouragement in the bedroom. PoW. I love that the guy is all about taking off his own shirt. Safe.
I hope they kick off horse nose this week. I can’t keep looking up those nostrils. I mean they fixed that one dudes teeth. Can’t they shrink a nostril?
Oh look my dog Matt won the reward challenge. I like that.
Finally. It’s time to hit the club. I have decided I hate the Dirty Dancing opener. Although running high energy attraction routines do work. Hmm. Maybe I should run super fast game again. Grrr.
I love the bad kino and the where is your drink assault? Run away from the hot girls. Run. Don’t get a number when you can get a makeout. This dude needs to slip a finger in big time.
Why is he showing pictures of a meerkat? Man. What the hell is that thing? I love that he is acting for her “contact info”!!! What the hell is that.
I have never had a girls straight up deny me her phone number. That is rough as hell. But good TV. I also hate the word caper. Why is that opener working. God I love dumb beautiful girls. I love that Mystery is supposed to be in his ear, but he totally isn’t.
Wow. These girls are escalating the crap out of him. Here are the condoms and panties in my bag? That doesn’t happen to me. Damn. Why is he still running attraction routines?? It is like watching old me.
At least watching this show shows me how far I have gone in my life.
Wait. This guy just dropped his weather opener. I can’t even deal with it. I love how the instructors accuse each other of teaching him the weather opener. Why would you let students go through this?? They could just actually teach them game.
Why is Tara on this show? I miss J DOG!!!!
I am so proud of the dude that kissed a girl on the cheek. I miss the days when those were great. Sigh. How could 8 students not get a kiss??? What the hell.
Uh oh. Horse nose is up for elimination. I expect him to get tossed but let’s see. I wonder if Tara knows how to read? I get the feeling she can’t read so good. Maybe they will just kick off average looking guy. Yep. Maybe they will just kick off horse nose next week.
Why does every guy wear so much Affliction on this show? Dammit. Well another hour of my life I’ll never get back. I have the feeling I won’t be able to watch it if they do a season three.
I hear you. All the things that Mystery does on the show seem pretty lame to me too.
I think the media is doing this to capitalize on the pickup artist stereotype: using a lot of lame pickup lines, wearing all sorts of weird clothing, etc. The show isn’t really about self-help, it’s about entertainment. Whether people take something from the show, or just laugh at how lame they are doesn’t matter to the media–- what matters to them is that they get viewers.