I know I have been remiss in posting. I have been insanely busy this week. But this story is worth telling. Right now it’s 9am on a Saturday and I have no idea why I’m still awake. Well I just woke up and I have the beginnings of a blazing headache. Also I’m still pretty drunky. WHoa
So last night I had a 2on1 and then afterwards I met up with 3 guys and 4 girls and we went to a posh club. Now the club was too small and the people inside weren’t really posh. I was wearing jeans and a skinny tie and I was overdressed. Weird.
So my friend brought me (and I brought the other 2 dudes) to mainly distract this one girl, who he’s already been with, while he’s on a date with another girl. I love taking care of my friends and hot girls so it was a win win. I mean this girl was insanely beautiful. So I’m chatting to her and right away she asks about my job, so I just tell her I’m like Hitch. Which is true since I help people find love and I’m a romantic at heart. The problem with this of course is that once I tell a girl thise, she tries to be even more gamey. Like I need that!
So she is clearly the leader, alpha female. And all three of these girls are American, which is my bane!!! But I’m plowing through and having fun. I am dancing and at first she shit tests me. Which is so funny. Because I have so much dancing confidence. So she challenges me to a dance off, which is cool. It’s mostly her being super sexual and grinding one me. Needless to say her two friends are watching. I suddenly start dancing with one of them and after about 5 minutes I tell the friend I need a drink and drag her off.
I mean the original girl was stunning. But this other girl was short. Scrawny. Mousy. And had a huge nose ring. And she had a really sweet presence. She hit all of my personal attraction switches. Raw tv beauty isn’t everything. Don’t get me wrong I was really attracted to ther original girls body, but Mouse just had my attention. She wasn’t gamey at all.
We danced and she started mirroring me, even trying my more “unique” moves so I quickly isolated her. And started an SOI barrage. Not even as a tactic, but because I am really into releasing compliments that I feel into the world. So I told her I thought she was cool and beautiful and she said something back. We were in line for like 10 minutes at the bar. And when the moment was right we had a little kiss. It was sweet and she was actually a good kisser. Which is rarer these days than you might think.
We get up to the bar and I’m like do you want a drink? She’s like no I don’t have any money so I can’t get a drink. Now this response is exaclty what I’m looking for in a girl. It was honest, real and not fishing for a free drink. I then explained that I was offering to buy her one, now of course I almost never do that, but we’ve already kissed and I was in a good mood. Since I wasn’t doing it from a place of neediness, but from a place of I like you and let’s get drunk together. So she orders a shot of vodka. I was like that is bad ass!
The bartender gives her a double. I was like holy crap this girl is gonna be drunk as hell. Wicked! (don’t forget I’m STILL blasted right now) And we kiss a little more and it’s nice and we go back to the group. The original alpha hot girl almost throws her vagina at me. She is throwing so many IOIs at me it’s insane. She is reactiny to my jealousy plotline, even though really I’m just with the girl I’m attracted to. But this girl is grinding on me and really trying to steal my attention from her friend. She can clearly not believe that I picked the other girl over her. I probably could have turned it into hooking up with her…
But that’s not how I roll. I’m not out to hurt Mouse’s feelings. Also I thought it was pretty uncool when she tried to nick the guy who went after her friend. I mean there were tons of guys in the club and she has to mess with me when she knows I’m into her friend? Also, she already told my mate she wanted to go home with him even though he was on a date with another girl! So she was just playing LOTS of games. I was immune. So we’re dancing more and at one point all three of these girls are in a triangle grinding around me. That part was awesome.
Finally the hot girl is all over me and I just turn away and grab Mouse and start grinding on her. I can feel her ribs through her dress and it’s so sexy. I was really amped up. I grab her to hit the bar again. We just start kissing more and she’s really tentative and I like that a lot. I think she was surprised I went for her too, but she was so cute and sweet. Plus she had a badass nose ring.
So there we are kissing and I ask for her number and she tells me she can’t remember it because it has too many digits. She’s american you know? Anyways, I’m like ok I’ll give you my number later and she’s like awesome. Now I’m on a kick of not taking numbers, but I was clearly intending to take this girl home, so I wasn’t using it as an excuse to stop escalating and try fo a date. Hopefully, she is coming to my party tonight.
So we are kissing and our eyes are closed and suddenly she gets wrenched out of my arms. The alpha girl pulls her away and shouts we are leaving right now! I’m like what? Holy crap. And she has my number and I’m like um give it to Mouse as she almost runs out of the club. I’m standing there with my wing and suddenly I go what? Why would I trust her to give my number to Mouse. She saw us having a good time and wrenched her out of my arms! So I run up and give a card to Mouse at the coat check and tell her to call me and not play games and I kiss her again.
I have no idea if I will hear from either of these girls and I didn’t want to run another set for the rest of the night. I was really down, as I’d invested emotionally in this girl. But no matter what happens, we shared a sweet moment. And that is a memory I’ll treasure.
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