So we meet up with the daughter Soul met during the day. She tells us to meet her for a pub quiz and promises to bring other models with her. It seems that every girl in Sweden says she’s a model. It’s all great to me as this girl is tall as hell and November is all about tall girls for me. Yay!
We only have time to chill at our hotel for like twenty minutes before we head out for the night. We meet up with one of Soul’s girls and head to the bar. The other girls are late and we have a tiny table in the middle of nowhere. Soul pings his girl to see if she’s into something more group-friendly with me, but the love just isn’t there. The two models show up and the daughter is clearly cuter than her friend. So we are chilling with Daughter and Troublemaker. They run off though as there is no room.
The dude from the day joins us. I wish I knew his handle. I’ll just call him NLP because he knows some NLP. He went to some recruitment function first and shows up with a really cute girl that looks like Lisa Loeb. She has the whole really sexy nerd thing down. There is a lot of Tina Fey in this town too! We are all having a really good time and the two model girls come and finally cram in with us. I isolate Daughter for a while at the bar and build lots of comfort. She’s really cool actually and we make a connection. Turns out being too skinny is just as hard as being too fat. So we talk about our experiences of trying to normalize our bodies.
Later on Troublemaker grabs me RSD style and drags me outside to smoke. Fairplay, so I start escalating with her. Just trying to see where I can take things. She is just a total party girl and I can definately see some potential to have some fun. We finally get back to the quiz and join the group again. I bust out my camera and start taking pics, as I want to remember my birthday festivities. Soul’s girl tries to grab my camera and I’m like watch it crazy. I don’t really like girls who hit or swipe. I mean really, I love that camera. He’s been with me for four years now. That’s a really long time. He took almost every picture I have on facebook, on Lounges, of my oneitis. He has been through my whole journey.
So the I have Soul start taking pictures of me with Daughter. It goes really well and he takes a pic of me and her touching tongues. This girl turns out to be a little crazy too and demands I delete a few pics too. Again Soul’s drunken girl dives in and tries to rip my camera out of my hands. We are on bar stools so it’s a long way to the ground. I’m like what the hell is wrong with you. The girl only met me an hour earlier and she is grabbing at me? It really bothered me because I just find that stuff inappropriate in general. Daughter is pretty smart and watches me delete the photos. Hopefully, when I get back to London I will be able to undelete them. But either way I have some good pics in there.
Then I took some pics of NLP and his girl and escalated the hell out of them. He was really appreciateive and cool. Plus this girl was wicked sexy and super nice. They called up for people having a birthday and I went up to win a prize. She came up and held my wine and stayed there the whole time. I like nice people.
I get up there and I have to go to the non pub quiz part of the bar to find the smartest person I can. They give me one minute to run up the stairs in this dungeon of a pub. I see one dude sitting alone in a suit. He is scottish. Translation – drunk. He thinks it’s a wind up at first, but I convince him to come down. We have the same name after all. Yes, his name was Paladin. He comes down and the quiz dude is like how much do you know about pop music? The dude is like not a damn thing. I’m like why didn’t they say get a music man.
The are cool and change the question. They ask him who invented the television. Who the hell knows that? The guy answers in like one second. Turns out it was a scottish dude. Then he tells them it was his great-great grandfather and everyone goes nuts. Then he goes just kidding. At this point some of the crowd starts asking if it’s my dad. Ha. That was pretty damn funny. They gave the dude a free beer and we hugged. I won a movie pass and some bar money. I’ll never use either, so I gave the pass to NLP. He was so appreciative. I just wanted to thank him for helping me out so much during the day. We work our way through the rest of the quiz and I guess we didn’t win.
I don’t really remember what happened then though. Finally, Soul chips off with his girl and the girl NLP brought goes home. So NLP and me bounce the two models to another bar for phase to of our adventures.
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