Sat Night with ZigZag – Too Many Drinkies

I would love to give a really detailed report of what happened last night.  But Ziggy and I got insanely drunk.  We were running around Hoxton Square and it’s all a bit of a haze.  I met Dunner and Sugarpuss.  Really cool and interesting guys.  I wish I’d gotten more time to talk to both of them, but things just got out of control.  I had some sets here and there.  I met a girl from Uruguay.  I am so annoyed to lose her.  I could really use a pin in my map.  If I had a map of girls that I’ve kissed’s countries.  It would be really full.  Well, fuller than my other map….We had a really good time, but not a good pickup time.  I was just way to drunk to close anything I guess.  I guess this is one of those nights that will remain a haze.  I ran into Mr M and Starlight in some bar.  I am not sure how I ended up inside.  I was talkin to these girls on the street, then things happened, then I saw my rockstar homies.  We eventually left the bar looking for some street trouble.  At some point Mr M disappeared with a girl.  I think he was doing a demo for me, but damn I don’t remember it to well.  Then me and Starlight were walking down the street for ages with two girls.  I am pretty sure they were lame.  And I strongly suspect that one was a midget.  Or at least right on the line.

About Jonathan Green

I am a professional dating coach. I have worked with men and women around the globe and I have published several books including Girlfriend in a Week, Pickup Artist in an Hour, and Girl Gets Ring.

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