Saturday I finished my dissertation while October slept. I actually slept really good on his couch. Go figure. I mean I honestly had a pretty good time last night and some of that stuff was really funny. Obviously I would have preferred to get my dick wet, but I am all about enjoying the journey.
We spend the day lying on the couch watching comedy central. I forgot what its like to have cable. It was so nice to just do nothing. I am texting this girl back and forth and deciding about coming back to London to see her. In the end I am seeing her Sunday night so I get one more night in Cambridge.
We drink these homemade concoctions of October’s. I rate the guy in a lot of ways but if he offers you a drink, you should say no. I swear I thought he’d poisoned me. On the walk to the clubs I realize I have 13 different kinds of alcohol in my stomach. It was roiling. How often do I get to use that word? October didn’t believe me that it was a real word.
We get to the bar and the lair dudes are there and there is actually one girl with them. She seemed nice enough. Didn’t really get to talk to her though. Stuff started happening hard and fast. This one dude tells us how there are 2 crazy chicks, one hot and one not so much there. Then the not cute one rolls up to talk to him. We start chatting I mean whatever I wanna get my jaw moving.
She was so huge it was unbelievable. But we are yapping. October is just leaning against the rail being silent and smooth. Either that or the poison he drank with me is acting up in his stomach too. Three cuties stand next to the big girl and she starts saying how she has the same top as one of them. The girl probably weights 90 pounds. And their outfits look nothing alike. I see this as an easy way to upgrade my set. So I keep saying what are you talking about and then she says something to the girl. She turns back and tells me she is bored of me and October. She is going to find more interesting people to talk to.
I jump at the three new girls. I start talking to the cute, small one. Tell her what the crazy big girl was on about. She was freaked out at first when some fat girl started pointing at her. We chill in this set for a bit and I find out the girl is a rugby player. A wing. Whatever that means. All I know is I think it’s sexy as hell. We chat to these girls for a while, but I think Oc drifts off. They tell us to meet them at some club later. They might have even invited us along, but we we are hoping to stay in this bar til closing. Just keep it simple.
We go back inside and see a ton of cute ladies. We decide to do our old trick and start throwing up shapes all over the bar. Put out a little bait and the girls in this town open us like crazy. Girls are taking pictures of each other. October jumps into the back of one and then a few minutes later one of the girls wants a pic with us on either side. She has the right idea. We would never force a girl to choose between us. We know how to share.
We bounce around the bar a bit. Neither one of us can get a set open. Again. It’s so weird. Fortunately girls keep opening us. The bar runs out of girls. They all seem to hit this bar and then go to clubs. So we head off in search of another club. The lair is going to one place. We peel off. Sometimes a 2man strike team is ideal.
We pass Vodka Revolution. It’s full of girls. We gotta pay a few coins to get in but fuck it. We wanna have fun. We get inside and I realize that none of the girls are that cute. We end up outside having a smoke. I try to open a few girls by sitting next to them, but we get zero love. I can’t get more than a grunt out of girls here. Two girls on the other side start pointing at Oc. I engage them and find out they are talking about girl medical issues….I accelerate and get one sitting next to me. She looks like a bird. Chat chat chat.
They invite us to come dance with them. We say we’ll be inside in a bit. We bounce around and can’t get any sets opened. Then these two girls come outside for a smoke. I get Oc to ask them for a light. No one is responding to me. He almost gets them to come over and give us one. We start talking to them. Holy crap one of them is so beautiful. He nickname is Kate Moss and I can see why. The other girl tells me about her dragon tattoo right above her vagine. Talk about a dream set. One beautiful and one kinky.
We chat to them for a long time. There is a third one that Oc is keeping busy. It’s a true shame. One extra. I am chatting to these two for a while. They are so cute. We have some really good dialog and they invite us into dance. We say we’ll be inside in a bit and develop a game plan. It’s really smooth. We both are worried that we will have a repeat of last night, as soon as we walk up the girls will walk away. Or run away.
We go inside and drop some shapes near the edge of the dance floor. Two girls are grinding on each other near us trying to get a ton of attention. One even grabs my tie. We don’t even bother reacting. I just can’t be drawn into their game. Plus the last two girls were so much cuter. We just can’t find our girls on the dancefloor. Finally we decide to go searching.
We find them near the back. They are super cool and love our shapes. We all get some drinks and chat etc. It’s all really cool. At one point the two cuties wanna go smoke and me and Oc are about to go with them. The 3rd girl says something really amazing that made us stop in our tracks. “I know I’m not as cute as my friends but please stay with me.” She didn’t wanna stay watching the drinks all alone.
I really respect when people are real. So we danced and chilled with her etc. It was cool. The other girls back and we keep on having a good time. Somehow October and I really can’t tell what’s going on. We keep on dancing and just having a cool time. I facebook close the beautiful one. Me and Oc go outside for a smoke and we end up next to a ton of people having a fight. We have to wait ages to get outside. Then a huge swarm of people are fighting in the street.
A girl comes over to talk to the two of us and stay away from the fight. One of her friends is really cute. So we are trying to get them all to join us. The cops roll up and it’s a whole situation. The club closes. We manage to get back in to look for the girls. We run into them at the top of the stairs and we all decide to hit another club.
October gets us into one where he used to work and the girls are super impressed. It’s just a cool night. More dancing etc. More stuff happened but I’m tired of typing. He got the dragon vagina girl’s number and then eventually they jump in a taxi. I think we should have tried to get them to October’s house but we didn’t try enough maybe. Hard to be sure. There was just one extra girl and there were zero sexual vibes.
Hopefully we will connect with these girls again. I’m hoping the beautiful girl comes down to London to party soon. Either way it was really amazing. I am definitely going to spend some more time in Cambridge.
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