My Head is on Fire

Dudes.  I got so rocked last nite.  I totally partied like a rockstar.  Yesterday I finished uni, so I needed to party with my friends to say goodbye.  My friend convinced me we should take some mood enhancers.  I’ve been a clubber for a decade now, so I was totally down.  I went over to his house and we smoked and then just got into a great mood.  It took us hours to get out there.  Keychain promised to meet me at like 6.  He finally left his house at 10.  We went to the same clubs at different times and I was so out of it I couldn’t catch him.  Plus I kind of felt like my friends and I had made a commitment.  So we stuck together all night.

I would love to tell you all the details of what happened.  Unfortunately, I remember maybe 20 mins total out of the 4 hours we were at the club.  I can remember interactions with three girls.  No wait.  Four.  Crap let’s just see what I right, ya?

I saw this smoking hot ginger girl that I’ve known for months.  She is the one who ages ago asked me to put a pic with her into my facebook profile.  She said that I always have me and a pretty girl there and she wanted to be that pretty girl.  She posted on my wall yesterday that I look super hot now.  Last night I ran into her leaving the club as I walked out of the bathroom.  I remember words.  Then trying to kiss her.  I have no idea if I succeeded.  Hehe.

But lately, I have discovered that girls just respond to the effort.  They respect that I go for it.  Or I am just imagining that.  But either way I think it’s pretty cool.  I took a ton of pics last nite.  I will go look later to see if I took one of us together.

Next girl.  My friend introduced me to a really hot brunette.  She was with another friend, so I got a dude to wing me.  The conversation was cool, but then she gave me like 10 shit tests and screening questions.  I was like it’s really cute how you’re trying to screen me, but I’m not in the mood.  Can you do that to someone else.  I really lost interest.  Normally, I might put up with that, but I hadn’t invested that much in the convo.  Plus, I was in quite a state.  I just got up and went to the bathroom.  When I came back her friend was like why do you hate her?  I was like I don’t, I’m just not in the mood for screening questions.  It turns out girls don’t know pua-speak.  Oh well.

There was a smoking hot girl in a skirt.  I don’t remember anything.  I know her name and I just found her on facebook through  friend, but I doubt she’ll add me.  I have no idea what I said to her, but we kissed.  Hehe.  I am annoyed I don’t remember more, because she was pretty.  She also has a boyfriend.  Ooops.

Then there was this smoking hot ginger girl.  Super young.  We left together with two of my homies.  We kissed in the street, but I don’t remember much after that.  They all had to share a taxi.  She had a boyfriend too.  Shucks.  She is my first girl born in the 90s.  So that was pretty cool.  Hopefully, we’ll stay in touch.  She gave me her number.  Safe.

OK.  I’m gonna post this now and go look at the pics when I have the strength to get out of bed.

So I just looked at some of the pics.  I was with a lot of smoking girls.  But what also happened that I forgot is that I was gaming this girl hard.  And my friend.  This girl who always knows what’s best for me.  Was like abort abort, she’s ugly.  Just saw the pics.  She. was. not. cute.  Yet again my friend saved me.  Gotta send her a thank you text now.