I have been thinking a LOT on this topic lately as I have started hanging out with some girls a lot more than I normally do. It’s really difficult for me to be friends with girls because inevitable we sleep together. I’m going to write a more detailed article about whether men and women can actually be friends for my tsbmag series. For today I want to just share what’s been going on.

Friday morning I woke up in bed with my friend’s roomate for the 3rd time in a row. This time she was finally completely naked, but other than a little light fingering nothing really happened. I am pretty sure that we didn’t even kiss. So how did I get here…..

Thursday the roomate texts me to say that it’s the Giraffe’s birthday that night and I have to come. Her birthday isn’t for another week, so I was caught by surprise. I thought of a cool present and just planned on dropping it off as I am tired of missing the gym on Friday because of them. I got there and it was 3 girls and 3 boys. I was central to their plans and couldn’t really slip away. I ended up downtown and hammered with the girls and eventually it was just me and the 2 of them. I was really grinding on the Giraffe in this honky tonk and just having a nice ole time.

We left and it was clear she was about to pass out. Her roommate was like let’s get a 12pack and party just the two of us after she crashes. Now I’m into that. I have a strong enough sense of self that I can be friends with this girl and not creep on her 24/7. In fact I didn’t make any moves in the bar at all. So the gas station won’t sell her beer because she’s so hammered and they won’t sell to me either after her demonstration.

So we end up back at hers and it’s all good…. Until she realizes that her cell phone is missing. Now this is a level 10 state break. There are a couple of terrible things that can pretty much destroy your chances of anything happening with a girl. 1. Lost Friend 2. Lost Keys 3. Lost Cell Phone

I know this and it’s practically tattooed on my brain. But I’m in a limbo place because I am kind of friends with this girl. The giraffe is my homey and she clearly needs to pass out so I tell her that I will handle this so she can just crash out. We grab a taxi and check the bar and the gas station to no avail. It appears that she left her phone in a random taxi. With no password. And a ton of “private” photos on it.

So she is really distressed and actually crying a bit. I mean she is going to have to drop some serious dosh to cover this issue. And I think she is going to have to cancel a trip she was planning. So she is in a very unhappy mood by the time we are in bed. I use my magical massage powers to get her completely nude, but there is no kissing and she’s still crying.

I help her deactivate her phone so that at least it can’t be used if it’s snatched, but it’s still expensive and got those photos. I try to remain the rock in this situation. But I hate being in the limbo between friends and more than friends or whatever. I know what to do if I’m in one position or the other, but in between sucks.

She makes me promise to take her to the phone store the moment it opens in the morning at 9am. So now I’m locked in. Crap.

We fool around a little but she doesn’t let me get past 2nd base and eventually I just fall asleep. She is actually a really good cuddler. But I find it hard to sleep as the big spoon. I know and I don’t care. It’s just what I like. I’m a little spoon kinda guy.

So I pass out.

I wake up and give it a 2nd go at like 6am or something. I get her halfway warmed up before she slams the breaks again.

This is where I hit my dilemma. I was sober enough to drive home and I could sleep in my bed and make it to my favorite gym day of the week. That’s 100% what I would do if this girl was just a girl I was creeping on or whatever. But if she’s my friend I have to stay to take her in the morning to sort out her phone situation.

So I stick around because I promised and I don’t wanna be a promise breaker. So we get up and in the end she drives and the Giraffe comes with us. And I’m not sure why I’m even there. The guy at the phone store is kinda handsome but dumb as a rock and she flirts with him super hard in front of me. I’m not really sure if that’s appropriate or not, I just wanna get home to recover. Then they make me go to breakfast with them and it’s ok I guess but she is getting more and more angry about stuff and kind of acting like an asshole to be honest.

In the car on the way home she demands that I tell her the fastest way to her place and no scenic route. Then halfway home when I suggest a different turn she tells me to shut up. It’s a nice mixed message. I just want out of there. As soon as we get to her place she heads over to her neighbor’s house. Now I know that he’s one of the 8 guys in her current rotation. So I’m outa there.

The truth is most of the night I was analyzing and trying to determine the best course of action. I don’t have an emotional investment in this girl, so I am able to maintain my objectivity, but just barely.

I think if I’d slipped out I woulda come off as more of an asshole, which probably would have increased her attraction for me, but could have upset my friend the Giraffe. Oftentimes, girls can’t separate kindness from weakness. Her actions toward me became more and more negative because she thought I was helping her because I’m attracted to her. When really I was helping the Giraffe. Girl’s don’t seem to be able to separate those two things very effectively.

Originally me and this girl did not get along, so I got plenty of solo time with the Giraffe. But now every time I hang out with the Giraffe her roommate is there. And it’s not something I mind, but it adds a layer of complexity to this social situation. The best action at this point is to break rapport. But now I have to break rapport with both of them. Basically I can’t text/hang out with the Giraffe for about a week. Ironically, I’m heading to Florida for 10 days next week. So it will be about 3 weeks of breaking rapport. C’est la vie.

So I have been going through all of my old posts and cleaning house for the past 24 hours.  Not removing posts or anything but fixing up the internal linking so that related posts are properly connected and cleaning up all the photos.  Mostly I have been removing pics that I had on posts 3-4 years ago that just had hot chicks.  I don’t need those to get readers.  I have been uploading tons of real pictures of me from over the years, because why not?

So in this post where I talk about my life and this guy warning me off of a specific girl.

Now first of all I am still really good friends with the dude who was warning me.  He just thought his friend was too alpha for me.  I was just talking to him a few days ago and man he’s a great guy.

But more exciting.  The girl from that story just had a baby a few months ago.  Now she is rocking out as a single mom at 20 with pretty much no prospects and she is so happy.  She is constantly posting pictures on facebook of her baby and putting up more updates than any other chick with a baby that I know.  I guess it’s because there is no dude around to talk about the baby with.

All I feel is that I totally dodged a bullet.  Nothing about that lifestyle appeals to me.  I want to wait to have kids until I’m ready and can really have them as a part of my life.  It’s hard to believe I was digging on this girl just two years ago.   I have grown so much I guess.

So last night I thought I had students, but they had to bump to next week at the last minute.  So I ended up going out to see Mr M for his final night with the Rockstars.  We were out with Bugsy Malone and Freedom of Speech as well.  They guys took me out to Chinawhite and got a table and everything.  It was really quality.

I got absolutely smashed and met some super hot girls.  There were two really stunning girls who were eyefucking me up all night.  In the end I chatted to each of them.  They were rejecting guys left and right but just loving me.  I was just feeling so electric.  It was just great to be out with the boys and going insane.  By the end of the night both girls told me I was amazing and that they had boyfriends.

Man that is the most boring speech ever.

Then somehow me and Freedom ran away from everyone at Subway and went to the Egg, where they said they didn’t like our clothes and wouldn’t let us in.  All I know is that when I’m in my 50s I don’t wanna be running the face-policy at the dirtiest hole in London.  So I still win.

At the  bus stop alone at 5am some drunk dude starts yelling at me and threatening to stab me in the face.  What is with old people tonight?  I just pretty much ignore the dude but he just keeps yelling.  And then asking for cigarettes or spare change.  Finally my bus pulls up and I just walk away from him.

As I get on the bus I tell one of the people who watched all this and chose not to get involved that it was all her fault.  Ahaha.

Made it home around 6 and I poured myself into bed.

I will try and get my hands on the photos from tonight as soon as I can.  Can’t wait til my big party next Saturday.  Debauchery here I come!!!

So last Friday my good friend the Egyptian had his birthday party.  It was awesome. I got a chance to rock my fedora and it turns out it looks really good.  Inspiral and Tea Bag threw the pre AND after parties.  They had the most amazing costumes and if you are a facebook mate, you can check out the badass pics on my profile etc.

So I was sitting there chilling with one of my students/friends when Tea Bag’s boss comes out.  She was dressed as a bloody Alice with a butcher knife.  The moment I saw her, I knew I wanted her.  My first instinct was to dive in and game her.  But I knew that wouldn’t work.  I basically ignored her.  I saw she changed at Tea Bag’s house and so I knew she would be back later to change again.  I also want to wait to see how social situations pan out.  In a social circle situation, it is VERY important to see the lay of the land before you step on any toes.

So she is French and there is another younger French girl from Tea Bag’s office there.  At the party we all stick together a bit and chat.  I just want to be the cool guy who is around, but not around too much.  So I chat to her here and there throughout the night.  Whenever one of my homies wants to chat to her I back off.  I love giving girls to my good friends.  Sometimes Tea Bag would hand off a girl to me and I would hand her off to Inspiral, who then introduces her to the Egyptian and walks off.  Basically, we don’t care who a girl hooks up with, as long as it’s a mate.

I met the most amazing Indian girl at the party.  She was 35 and really sexy and lovely.  I chatter to her a bit and we started talking about tattoos.  I was wearing a button down shirt but she wanted to see the dragon on my arm.  So we went to a dark corner and I went nearly topless to show her.  Then I asked if she had a tramp stamp.  She turned around and told me to check.  I pulled the back of her shirt up to her bra and then I pulled down her jeans more than halfway down her ass.  Result – no tattoo back there (and also no panties).  At this point I was getting hard and the sexual energy between us was getting strong.  Just in the dark being naughty… and my student runs up to join us.  Now my students are always my first priority, but damn it was so on….

I chat to him a bit to go over his sets and how his night is going and the girls he is loving etc.  I lose the energy with my lovely Indian Princess and she walks off to talk to her mates.

Later on I reopen and we chat a little.  I try to drag her to dance, but it just doesn’t happen.  I struggle a little bit to rebuild what we had.  It was going ok.  I leave on a high note with a plan to push it further in a bit.  Unfortunately, she left the party at 11 and I failed to get her number.  I did add her on facebook the next day and a few days later asked the Egyptian to text her on my behalf.  No dice yet…

So then I go back to the Boss.  We chat and sometimes this one dude from my Tea Bag’s office is all over my nuts.  I can’t just punch him in the face, but I really wanted to.  He was exaclty like this chode in a story I read on Tucker Max’ blog.  He would follow me around and just keep trying to cock block me with girls all night.  Tea Bag told him what I do for a living as a way of trying to build my value, but this guy is a total value vampire.  At one point he told Inspiral I was talking shit about him.  I was really upset as he is one of my heroes.  But he immediately dismissed the idea and the Chode.  He said I would never do that.  Phew.

Chode tells me to leave him alone with Alice and even stands in the way.  He tells me to take off with the younger French girl, so I do.  We start dancing and having a really nice time.  I have disqualified her so hard that she is just happy to chill with me.  I think I might over-DQ in social settings and I might need to readjust it.  It’s so powerful.  So then Chode gets upset and leaves the other girls to come cockblock me.  He would prefer to prevent me from getting any action.  Rather than get his own. In a way that is amazing.

So we go to the after-party and it is a lot of dudes.  One of Tea Bag’s mates is about to fight a dude for grabbing his girlfriend’s breast.  I stay to back him up and he convinces the other dude to just go home and avoid the conflict.  I don’t know the dude that well, but a friend of Tea Bag’s is a friend of mine.  Inside Alice is making out with some other girl who keeps bragging that she doesn’t wear panties.  This instantly divides the room into two types of guys: the guys who get all turned on and the guys who have sex in their life and ignore it.

I know a trap when I see one.  These girls massively want attention.  I just ignore them and even push them out of the way to go to the other room.  At this point Chode tells me that see, I have been wasting my time all night.  I tell him that the game isn’t nearly over.  It is just getting started.  He keeps following the two girls around while they make out in the hopes that they will decide they need a guy.  Please don’t forget that Alice is Chode’s boss.  So he has double no chance.

I go outside later and the two girls are just chatting.  I join in and they start giving me sexual shit-tests.  They are saying extreme sexual things to see how I react.  Instead of getting excited I just talk about my fetishes in the same way I talk about work or video games.  Just normal conversation.  The 2nd girl tells me how much she loves anal and actually calls herself a ButtSlut.  I have never heard someone say this word out loud in real life before.  It was an experience.

Then guess who sees us having a nice time and has to pull a kamikaze.  That’s right.  Captain Chode.  He comes over to tell me that I’m still wasting my time mate.  Now when a guy you don’t know calls you mate in England it means he wants you to punch him in the face.  Instead, I go off and talk to Tea Bag to find out what is wrong with this dude.  Turns out being and AFC is a way of life for this dude.  He does the same shit to Tea Bag.  But I guess tonight is my special night.

I go back into the living room and the 2nd girl is chilling on the couch with Inspiral.  I try to see where he is going with it.  I THINK he wasn’t trying to play so I slide onto the couch.  Within 5 minutes she is feeding me crisps and then her legs are across mine and she feeds me one from her mouth.  Like in Lady and the Tramp but actually not that sexy.  Hehe.  Alice comes in and freaks out and starts accusing me of a V-Block.  I offer to get outa her way but she just goes back outside.

I chill with this girl until she passes out and since I way prefer Alice, everything is all good.  I just keep playing it cool and then I slide Alice around a corner and shove my tongue into her mouth.  It was so cool.  I played slow ball and it was working great.  I can tell we wanna get outa there, but there are only like 4 people still around.  Tea Bag walks around the corner, sees us and just walks away.  Translation – he is awesome.  Chode comes through the door and makes a comment to make her really uncomfortable.

It turns out she is hooking up with her boss and suddenly she is worried that Chode will tell on her and make her life bad.  That is the energy of this guy.  After a night of telling me I have no chance, he discovers that he was wrong.  Just confidence and persistence can take you a LONG way.  So we go back and just chill with everyone.  Chode is seething and keeps trying to stir trouble.  No one is paying attention to him anymore.  Alice has to leave and I go and get some more kisses on the stairs.  Tea Bag accidentally cockblocks me by carrying all her bags to her taxi and making sure she gets in ok.  Now that is totally acceptable.

He was looking out for his friend and boss.  He has a good heart.  She tells me to get her number off Tea Bag and I’ll see what happens.  I forget to do it until today, Wednesday, so I just texted her this morning.  She is on vacation this week, so I will see if she replies.

Either way, making out with your friend’s boss is pretty awesome in my book.  PoW!

The biggest stress of Global Gathering was getting in. You are trapped in a huge press of sweaty people all carrying a weekends worth of gear and chanting to be let in.  Whoever designed the gate policy was an idiot.  If they had searched every person, like they were doing at first, it would have taken 2 full days to let everyone in.  The police seemed totally focused on finding people who had small personal quantities of gear and taking them away.  Super boring.  I mean is it really a good use of a police dog?

Once we got through the whole security thing it was much smoother.  None of us were even searched in the end.  They just started letting people through in waves.  Throughout the weekend I ran into probably 20 dealers.  Holy crap dealers in this country are creepy as fuck.  I mean they all seemed like child molesters or worse to me.  And the police behavior probably forced a lot of people to keep these dudes in business.

Once we got through and set up our 3 tents, things were ok.  Lady Jaye took over my tent.  So I was going to have to share with YumYum.  We all changed and chilled out a little bit.  Needed to relax to recover from our longass car journey.  That was beyond brutal.  We thought it was take around 2 hours, but it took closer to 4.  On the way we discovered that YumYum sucks at giving directions.  It took us ages to find him and we ended up trying to go through the gate at a military base.  That was a little disconcerting.

He didn’t even have a tent or any supplies.  So we hit the Argos near his house.  We somehow managed to leave Argos with the cheapest tent in the universe and a giant Stormtrooper helmet.  That was fun since I wore it most of the way to the festival.  I learned that a lot of people in the UK are so lame.  So many average looking girls gave us dirty looks.  But some cool people waved and YumYum even passed a beer to a car passing us.

So back at the festival we ground our way through a ton of gear and I was rocking a serious smile for two whole days.  It took some of my crew two weeks to recover from all the partying.  Sometimes you just run out of seratonin.  Hehe.  Honestly it was an awesome festival.

We didn’t talk to too many strangers as we had a good crew.  We split up into twos a lot.  Mostly it was me and Lady Jaye as a twoset, since the other guys didn’t really know her.  We hit all the stages and had so much fun.  We tried not to get split up too often, but when you’re all smiles it’s hard you know?

We had a ton of fun and the crowd vibe was really cool.  YumYum’s girlfriend was there and that was really exciting.  Just the other day I was talking to him and it turned out to be her on his facebook.  I feel like that is never ok,  but I guess some people feel that in a relationship you need to be able to pretend to be the other person.

The highlight of the festival was making my first new rave friend in ages.  He lives in Birmingham and is super awesome.  It was so random but we chilled for 3-4 hours on Sat night in the progressive tent.  I randomly ran into him on saturday in London and finally got his number.  Lady Jaye recognized him and saved the day.

The end of the fest was terrifying as YumYum tried to set the tents on fire and then he tried to kiss me.  It was great because it lasted for the entire drive home too.  That was beyond terrifying.  I kept falling asleep in the car and he launched a never-ending assault.

So saturday night I went out with an x-student.  Really chill guy who I rarely get to spend time with.  We hit up my usual joints.  I was right on time as always.  He got there an hour later.  I realized that my paranoia about being on time is a problem.  I’m gonna start showing up to things intentionally late.  To break through that barrier.  I haven’t quite decided how I’m going to do it yet, but even showing up for class 5 minutes late freaked me out. 

So we are chilling at the bar and we run into a girl from his office having a birthday party with people from work.  Now I have a lot of opinions about a birthday party with only co-workers and no friends…but let’s just leave that for another day.  This girl was stunning.  And a lesbian.  She told me within about 5 minutes.  My mate was really surprised.  I think they’ve worked together for a year or something too.  She was really cool and I talked about my work and I told her how cool lesbians are.  I gave her my number and we talked about chilling and looking for trouble together.  She didn’t call but told my friend that she thought I was funny.  We’ll see how it plays out.

Then we bounced through a few more sets.  To be honest I was wicked high, which makes it hard to be talkative.  I didn’t realize how out of it I was until an hour waiting for my friend at the bar and not talking to anyone.  Which is basically the opposite of my normal behaviour.

I’ve waited a week to write this so I don’t remember a lot of the middle of the night.  I THINK there was another set in the middle that went on for a while, bt I really don’t remember.  So then we went to my smaller final bar of the evening.  And we start talking to these two girls.  I’m winging my friend so I take the fat one outside and try and escalate.  She totally rejected me.  It’s so funny.  I have zero game with unattractive girls.  I can’t even imagine why.  I think they should feel like they just won the lottery.  Maybe that’s the problem.  Don’t know and I don’t care really.

So then I forget why I’m talking to the cuter sister.  And this is the bar where LondonPlayboy fucked a girl in the toilets.  Ever since he told me that story I’ve been trying to bang a girl in the toilets there.  I’ve tried like 6 times or something.  Girls are just so fancy I guess.  So I’m talking to this girl and she’s totally engaged or something.  And I am working my new escalation techniques.  I’m really still improving this area a lot.  More and more.  I push and she is so amped up.  She at one point says “If I wasn’t taken, you would be in my ass right now”

It’s pretty much one of the coolest things I’ve ever heard.  I was really escalating and I nearly got her into the toilets for some ass sex.  Either way it was a good memory.  Boom!

I went to Austria last weekend with FreedomOfSpeech.  It was one of the best weekends of our respective lives.  We stayed with a girl who couchsurfed with me in the fall.  I can’t find the old post to link you to, but I am pretty sure I mentioned the 3 girls from Austria.  They were my best couchsurfers and came with me on a LoveSystems bootcamp to help coach. They felt like they were on The Pickup Artist.  One of them had seen the show and they thought it was really great.

One of them does some modeling work for Formula One and this is the girl we stayed with.  She is probably the coolest girl I know right now.  She is a stunning blonde with ice blue eyes that remind me of icebergs.  Somehow she hasn’t flipped my attraction switch tho.  Strange that, but very fortunate.  She is a badass ally.  She met us at the airport with her cute friend and they were jumping up and down and ran to hug us at the airport.  It was awesome.  They other girl’s dad drove us back to the model’s house and on the way bought us some really cool Austrian Sandwiches.

We met her family at her house and they were so welcoming.  They didn’t think anything of two strange dudes staying in their house for a weekend.  The model has twin 15year old sisters and one of those gave up her room for the weekend.  It was so nice.  The dad is a badass and he gave us really nice schnapps right away and it was just so cool and comfortable.  The twins wanted to practice their English and we chilled with them a lot over the weekend.  It was so strange.  They seemed like normal, socially calibrated adults.  I was really surprised they were 15.  One of them is going to America for a year in the Fall, so I will try to have my friends watch out for her over there.  I feel a deep connection with this family.

Friday and Saturday night the girls took us to two traditional Austrian restaraunts.  I tried to much new food.  It was great!  We saw some people dressed up there and it was so cool.  We went to the only bar in a different village each night and just hung with so many local people.  Unbeknownst to me, Freedom is really good at German. So often I was left out of conversations.  It was really good training for my inner game.  I never worried that people were talking about me.  And honestly, he is one of the soundest dude’s I’ve ever met.  We had a ton of 1on1 time to just chat about life etc.  We were able to talk about things other than game an it always felt so natural and open.  If you hang with him, consider yourself lucky.

Everyone in Austria seems to speak decent English, so it was always fine for me.  I met a ton of cool girls, but I really stayed with the girl I came to visit as much as I could.  They were just so great!  I did escalate big time with a girl who is their close friend.  She broke up with her boyfriend Friday morning and by Friday night I was playing with her boob in the car while my friend’s drove us home.  I didn’t see her the rest of the weekend, but she has been emailing me and hopefully she will come to London

I spent all day Saturday and Sunday snowboarding.  It was awesome.  I am wicked slow and had to relearn a lot as I hadn’t been in two years.  So I ended up alone both of the days.  I just fired up the old ipod and listened to some bangin trance and was one with the mountain.  It was really spiritual for me and I felt a lot of peace.  I feel more centered now and I am glad for time alone.

A lot of other cool stuff happened, but the better the event the less I write these days.  I was hammering away at my ebook for an hour this morning so my wrists are tired and whatknot.  The thing is that this family was like the best family I’ve ever seen.  They all have amazing innner game and a sense of self.  There were no awkward moments.  I saw the dad in his banana hammock and Freedom running around the kitchen wearing only a towel.  It was never strange.  They invited us back any time.  I am going to see the girls again for a music festival in May and I can’t wait.  They were all so kind to Freedom who had never even met them before.  I now rate Austria as a badass country.

I know I have been remiss in posting.  I have been insanely busy this week.  But this story is worth telling.  Right now it’s 9am on a Saturday and I have no idea why I’m still awake. Well I just woke up and I have the beginnings of a blazing headache.  Also I’m still pretty drunky. WHoa

So last night I had a 2on1 and then afterwards I met up with 3 guys and 4 girls and we went to a posh club.  Now the club was too small and the people inside weren’t really posh.  I was wearing jeans and a skinny tie and I was overdressed.  Weird.

So my friend brought me (and I brought the other 2 dudes) to mainly distract this one girl, who he’s already been with, while he’s on a date with another girl.   I love taking care of my friends and hot girls so it was a win win.  I mean this girl was insanely beautiful.  So I’m chatting to her and right away she asks about my job, so I just tell her I’m like Hitch.  Which is true since I help people find love and I’m a romantic at heart.  The problem with this of course is that once I tell a girl thise, she tries to be even more gamey.  Like I need that!

So she is clearly the leader, alpha female.  And all three of these girls are American, which is my bane!!!  But I’m plowing through and having fun.  I am dancing and at first she shit tests me.  Which is so funny.  Because I have so much dancing confidence.  So she challenges me to a dance off, which is cool.  It’s mostly her being super sexual and grinding one me.  Needless to say her two friends are watching.  I suddenly start dancing with one of them and after about 5 minutes I tell the friend I need a drink and drag her off.

I mean the original girl was stunning.  But this other girl was short.  Scrawny. Mousy.  And had a huge nose ring.  And she had a really sweet presence.  She hit all of my personal attraction switches.  Raw tv beauty isn’t everything.  Don’t get me wrong I was really attracted to ther original girls body, but Mouse just had my attention.  She wasn’t gamey at all.

We danced and she started mirroring me, even trying my more “unique” moves so I quickly isolated her.  And started an SOI barrage.  Not even as a tactic, but because I am really into releasing compliments that I feel into the world.  So I told her I thought she was cool and beautiful and she said something back.  We were in line for like 10 minutes at the bar.  And when the moment was right we had a little kiss.  It was sweet and she was actually a good kisser.  Which is rarer these days than you might think.

We get up to the bar and I’m like do you want a drink?  She’s like no I don’t have any money so I can’t get a drink.  Now this response is exaclty what I’m looking for in a girl. It was honest, real and not fishing for a free drink.  I then explained that I was offering to buy her one, now of course I almost never do that, but we’ve already kissed and I was in a good mood.  Since I wasn’t doing it from a place of neediness, but from a place of I like you and let’s get drunk together.  So she orders a shot of vodka.  I was like that is bad ass!

The bartender gives her a double.  I was like holy crap this girl is gonna be drunk as hell.  Wicked!  (don’t forget I’m STILL blasted right now)  And we kiss a little more and it’s nice and we go back to the group.  The original alpha hot girl almost throws her vagina at me.  She is throwing so many IOIs at me it’s insane.  She is reactiny to my jealousy plotline, even though really I’m just with the girl I’m attracted to.  But this girl is grinding on me and really trying to steal my attention from her friend.  She can clearly not believe that I picked the other girl over her.  I probably could have turned it into hooking up with her…

But that’s not how I roll.  I’m not out to hurt Mouse’s feelings.  Also I thought it was pretty uncool when she tried to nick the guy who went after her friend.  I mean there were tons of guys in the club and she has to mess with me when she knows I’m into her friend?  Also, she already told my mate she wanted to go home with him even though he was on a date with another girl!  So she was just playing LOTS of games.  I was immune.  So we’re dancing more and at one point all three of these girls are in a triangle grinding around me.  That part was awesome.

Finally the hot girl is all over me and I just turn away and grab Mouse and start grinding on her.  I can feel her ribs through her dress and it’s so sexy.  I was really amped up.  I grab her to hit the bar again.  We just start kissing more and she’s really tentative and I like that a lot.  I think she was surprised I went for her too, but she was so cute and sweet.  Plus she had a badass nose ring.

So there we are kissing and I ask for her number and she tells me she can’t remember it because it has too many digits.  She’s american you know?  Anyways, I’m like ok I’ll give you my number later and she’s like awesome.  Now I’m on a kick of not taking numbers, but I was clearly intending to take this girl home, so I wasn’t using it as an excuse to stop escalating and try fo a date.  Hopefully, she is coming to my party tonight.

So we are kissing and our eyes are closed and suddenly she gets wrenched out of my arms.  The alpha girl pulls her away and shouts we are leaving right now!  I’m like what?  Holy crap.  And she has my number and I’m like um give it to Mouse as she almost runs out of the club.  I’m standing there with my wing and suddenly I go what?  Why would I trust her to give my number to Mouse.  She saw us having a good time and wrenched her out of my arms!  So I run up and give a card to Mouse at the coat check and tell her to call me and not play games and I kiss her again.

I have no idea if I will hear from either of these girls and I didn’t want to run another set for the rest of the night.  I was really down, as I’d invested emotionally in this girl.  But no matter what happens, we shared a sweet moment.  And that is a memory I’ll treasure.

It is gonna take me a few days to totally decompress all that went down last weekend.  The first thing I wanna do is write down my thoughts on each of the guys I met this weekend.  If there is anyone I forgot, I will try to get back and add them in later or throw ‘em into another post.  Ok so here is my review of all the guys I met.

Helicase – I am probably the only fan this guy already has.  But it’s for the funniest reason.  He’s really new on the scene.  About one year ago he took a one on one with DaHunter.  And if you know me, you know that I got obsessed with DaHunter’s blog last Spring and I read every single post over a weekend.  So I read the whole progression from student to close friend and wing.  So last weekend I finally met him.  I mean I met a character from one of my favorite stories.  This guy is sound as a pound.  When I accused him of messing up our set by switching targets in the middle, he went holy crap and grabbed the other girl and left me alone with the one I liked.  She ended up running out of the room accusing me of making her feel like a whore.  But Helicase really stepped up by letting me try to save it.  The guy is an inspiring instructor.  He runs really loud LA game, even though he’s from Chicago.  I am not sure why he’s not more famous yet, but this guy walks the walk.  His students love him.  His game is tight as a drum.  And when he gets drunk he is crazy/funny as hell.  I was talking him out of fights with cars in a parking lot for like an hour.  It was solid gold.  He keeps close to his friends and I really enjoyed his company.  Sound as a pound…..PS I just remembered.  If you can’t order off the secret menus at InandOut and Jamba Juice Helicase doesn’t think that you’re American.  He wants it to be on the new test for citizenship.

Suave – He came out with us Friday night as well.  I honestly didn’t get to spend as much time with him as I would have liked.  I knew him from some forums, so I was curious to put the man with the legend.  First of all, Sheriff told him that he looks like a Centaur from the Narnia movies, and holy crap he does.  It’s the strangest but best call I’ve seen in ages.  I watched the 2nd one on the flight home just to double check.  Anyways, here is what I did see.  This guy is a behemoth.  He is really tall and thick.  The guy is friendly and just opens everyone he sees.  He’s quite jolly and I like that.  I didn’t spend enough time with him to see his deeper game, but I like the guy.  I’m cynical as hell, so at least I met someone cool.  I look forward to chilling with this dude in the future.

Sinn – He totally ignored me every chance he got.  Like he made a point of being really rude to me, when it was totally unnecessary.  I never went after him, but all of his friends were out chilling with me so we ran into each other about a dozen times.  We even gamed 2 girls on the same couch for about an hour Saturday night.  So I got to hear all of his deeper game.  Man it was pure routines.  The girl with me kept laughing at his lines.  Especially the almost kiss routine.  I was really surprised.  And I hate to hate on another guy’s girls, but I was shocked at the quality of girl around him all weekend.  My girl was way hotter than his and that really surprised me.  And smartass Rokker too.  The guy knows a lot of game, but he was straight mean to me so I got no love.

Fader – He recognized me standing in front of the hotel before anyone else was around.  I was really surprised, but he was super nice about it.  I didn’t see him game much, but his stories were pretty funny and he was a nice guy.  To me niceness = value.

Moxie – We never got to have a proper chat, but he remembered a post I wrote to him a while ago on a forum and was really nice to me all weekend.  He was super high energy with me all weekend and shouted my name and gave me lots of high fives all weekend.  I was feeling sick all weekend so I never hit his energy level.  But again he was a really cool, nice, high-energy dude.

Sphinx – This dude is cool.  He reminds me of home in a major way.  He is a soldier dude and I come from a soldier state.  We chatted for a bit at the beginning.  I wish I had a little more time to chat to him and I’m really hoping that Prestige and him take me up on my offer to visit london.  Anyways, he is going to be on Keys to the VIP soon and I can’t wait to see.  He was talking it up so I have a good feeling.

Prestige – This dude and Sphinx roll together.  They live in the same town and are super tight.  You ever met someone and know that they could kill you?  I had that feeling with Prestige.  Obviously, I am still alive, but only because he wills it.  This guy is super nice though.  Which is really great.  He is not a soldier-dude at all.  He really separates work from play and I respect that a lot.  We joked around some and had a really good vibe.  Sometimes I meet a dude and just feel super comfortable.  We were both out instructing Saturday night and at one point I’m leading a girl through the club while winging a student.  We are walking past Prestige and I just push him outa the way as a joke.  The girl was like holy crap.  I was like oh.  All the tough guys bow down to me.  She was in total shock.  I was like just kidding that dude is my friend.  So she started breathing again.  Any dude that let’s me get away with that is a damn legend in my book.  I can’t wait til he comes to London with Sphinx.

Big Business – He didn’t kill me after my joke that his name used to be Little Business.  I appreciate anyone who let’s me tell my jokes.  I didn’t expect such a little, adorable guy with a name like BB.  But there you go.  I never saw him game, but we chilled out a lot and it was really smooth.  He’s a super nice guy and well worth chilling out with.  We had some lovely times by the pool together.  I really respect his confidence wearing the same shirt for 5 days in a row.

Biskit – This guy is French Canadian, so out of the gate he’s got a major disadvantage.  He seems to have dealt with his challenge really well and overcome.  He’s like an after school special.  He is really friendly and loved my idea of helping out in London when we have French students.  I think his bilingual skills can really be an asset.

TenMagnet – When Ten and Cajun walked into the room it was like when the dwarfs roll in during lord of the rings.  I was dying.  They aren’t that short, but the definitely got the dwarf-walk down.  Plus they are canadian so they wear a lot of denim and animal skins.  I would say that I made my best connection with TenMagnet this weekend.  We just really clicked.  He’s a super cool, honest and nice guy.  He’s unassuming and he doesn’t waste time bragging.  We chilled a lot in field and by the pool.  He’s hilarious and I wish I had been well enough to get drunk with him and learn Canadian songs.  His concept of game is really good and straightforward.  I hope he comes to Europe again soon so I can learn from him.  But really I just look forward to chilling with him again.

Cajun – His rep is so big right now that I didn’t know how to approach him.  So he just walked up to me and started asking about Sasha.  He knew exactly who I was and we chatted a bit.  He’s a really unassuming guy, especially considering how much everyone worships him with his Keys to the VIP win in his pocket.  We chatted and chilled.  It was wicked casual and I got a lot of respect for that.  He sure has to field a lot of questions about that tv show.  I did wish his cousin was around, as I would have been interested in meeting him.  Anyways, we had a chill time and I was lucky enough to work with him Saturday night.  He has a really casual leadership style, which leaves a lot of room for my wings to spread.  I hope that I get more time to chill with him in the future.  I now have a really positive opinion of Canadians.  I think I will make a point of going there in the near future.

TSB Guys -  I met the three dudes from The Seduction Bible.  They were really cool and just fun to hang out with.  They listened in to some of my coaching and asked a lot about my methodology etc.  It was really fun to be interviewed.  I hope they write up an article about me.

Jake P – This guy is one of Brad P’s new proteges.  I was really impressed by Brad P’s speach, but I was too nervous to push my conversation when I met him.  I actually froze up when Jake introduced me.  But I felt comfortable working my sidekick game.  I feel comfortable with that, as it brings me back to my uni days.

DaHunter -  I have wanted to meet this dude for 6 months.  Ever since I fell in love with his dark, dark blog.  Shame he hasn’t posted since then.  I had to read it all in a weekend.  Like watching a whole season of Lost in one go.  I ran into him while I was running Starlight to his car to say goodbye.  And so I only got like 3 minutes and at first I didn’t realize who he was.  My biggest disappointment of the weekend was only getting 3 minutes with this animal.  I enjoyed chatting to him and he seemed really chill.  I almost wanna fly back to LA right now just to go in field with him.

Kisser – This guy is so damn nice.  I mean if you meet him, consider yourself lucky.  I have wanted to meet him ever since I read a few of his forum posts a few months ago and he really lived up to my expectations.  We spent some good time chilling and got to work together Saturday night.  He was so nice to my dad and really, genuinely interested in him.  It was cool.  His game is insanely good and it was really nice to meet someone who qualifies girls for the same quality as me, niceness.  We had a really good talk about that.  It was cool.  I really hope he comes out to London for a visit.

The Don – He taught my bootcamp ages ago.  He only met me when I was a lot fatter with much longer hair.  So of course I assumed he wouldn’t recognize me.  I was dead wrong.  After the first instructor chillout meeting, waiting for the elevators he looks at me and goes holy crap!  Dude you look so different.  It made me feel really good.  I give him a lotta points for that.  We didn’t get to chat much after that, but I always felt really welcome around him and that counts for a lot.  safe.

Somehow my life has turned into going to pickup clubs instead of cool clubs.  It’s really a shame.  The biggest problem is that there are so many people who will go to a club just because I’m there.  I really struggle to understand that.  I think it’s great that people think I’m cool, but it’s more important to learn from my principles than to try and duplicate me.  I found a new club I like on Saturday night that is really smalle, near my house, has wicked drinks and really good music.  The whole club can probably hold 50 people, so if other pickup artists start going there it’s going to be such a struggle.  Hopefully I can keep it a secret. I mean there are tons of cool girls there, but really I just want to have places where I can chill and have a cool time and develop my social circle.

I want to have a home bar that I go to when I just want to chill.  I’ve realized that I haven’t been to a trance club in ages.  I mean if there were other dudes into that who wanted to chill with me that would be cool.  I love good trance.  I couldn’t find anyone to go out with me last Friday to see UNKLE.  How crazy is that?  In a State is such an amazing song.  Anyways, expect more stories about sweet sweet Trance in the Future.