I am proud of all of my ex-students, but the one who shines the most is my man October.  He did a single lesson with me and became a machine.  His blog is basically my favorite one to read.  He is having threesomes and skinny dipping parties constantly.  So when he told me he was coming down for the Mehow conference I knew we needed to link up.

On our 1on1 we almost had a spitroast and as I hoped, lightening struck twice.  It’s funny because we both rock beards.  I was helping out on a LoveSystems bootcamp for my man Mr M, so I couldn’t really focus on October til my students were taken care of. He has some really good panache and I was dressed to the 9s, so it was on.  He opened a girl and she loved him but walked off.  I walk by a minute later and eye fuck her big time.  While I’m talking to him she walks up.  They start talking and there is massive sexual tension.  I know enough to keep my mouth shut.  If he is attraction, then I am either comfort or silence.

Once she is amped up (after about 5 minutes) I join the conversation.  Just close talking and Shane Game.  She starts thinking that me and October are a couple and starts throwing that shit test our way.  I just ask her which one of us is hotter.  She can’t decide.  Translation – It is ON like Donkey Kong.  So we do some 3way grinding, with her in the middle you perverts!!!  It was cool and sexy.  I try to isolate her by saying let’s go get a shot.  Now I tried my Orpheus move.  I just walked without looking back and assuming that she was following.  This move only works when it is super on.  It was me and then her and then October.  So I didn’t grab her arm for the isolation.

She says she can’t go away from her friends and we lose her.  It’s not a problem, we will just come back later.  In a bit I am outside with Doc and I just ignore her.  She grabs me and rubs her face on mine and says I am her new best friend to Doc.  It was awesome.  I couldn’t get a kiss outa her though.  It is clear this girl needed to be extracted.  Later on the three of us are trying to leave.  She doesn’t want to leave her friends as it is a girl’s birthday.

We are near the door chatting and trying to amp up her BT (Buying Temperature).  Her friend comes over and yells at her and makes her cry.  GAME OVER.  There is basically nothing to be done at this point.  October left before I did, but he was right.  As soon as a girl cries, flee the set.  That is my advice.

We chilled again the next night, but we were both so tired that nothing came of it.  It’s hard to get energy when you can’t give energy.  Also, I met his man Machine.  That guy is really cool.  Don’t wanna forget that.  I really want to get enough breathing room in my schedule to visit these guys in Cambridge.

This all happened about a week ago.   So it’s not as super detailed as usual I guess.  Sorry.

So I was out and about with a student at a local VIP club on a wednesday night.  I was there with a really sexy pivot as well and it was a chill night.  I ran into Beckster and Mystel and we ended up chilling with their crew and joining their table for a bit.  Those guys are really cool and I’ve been spending more time with them lately.  So my student starts talking to one girl and I start talking to her friend.  I chat and chat.  Normal fluff talk for me.  Found out she’s from Brighton and talked about how much I loved it last New Years Eve.  My student leaves the set and I see him open a new one, so I stay here where I can see him.

I start vibing off his original target as she’s way cuter and for some reason I’m drawn to her.  I make a joke about how we’re a family and the girl in between us can be our daughter.  She’s like if that’s the case, we got a problem bc I’m fucking your daughter.  I was like what?  I discover that they are a lesbian couple.  I realize that this girl super reminds me of my hero Shane.  And I wanna bang her.  I get a number off the friend and go around the club to chat some more and dance with my pivot.  We are having a cool time and my student is doing well.

Later on I find Shane alone.  We are chatting and looking for my pivot and her girl.  I tell her that I know she’s gay but I want to fuck her. She number closes me.  Safe.  Other stuff happened that night, but this is the focus!

She texts me on Sunday and it’s so alpha.  It’s really funny to get pursued.  She sends a ton of IOIs, including thinking that girls are all drama and she should consider going bi.  Needless to say I am digging on it.  I call her monday and we meet up about an hour later.  I just walk her around and we have a really sexual chat.  And suddenly, hey we’re next to my house!  Let’s sit for a minute.

Now we are sitting on my couch in the dark drinking beers at 1pm on a Monday.  We chat and I verbally escalate.  Tell her I think she’s sexy.  Normally I have massive escalation anxiety, but I am just facing it down today I guess.  I try to escalate physically too.  I have my arms around her and snuggling is no problem.  But she just won’t kiss me.  She tells me that she thinks I just see her as a challenge.  We chill for a while and then she has to go somewhere and I gotta go to work.

We have texted a few times since then, but she’s outa town for a month now.

What I did wrong – Total lack of comfort.  I talked too much and didn’t listen enough.  Exaclty what Soul has been telling me.

So there I am with NLP, no Soul and two models.

We bounce up to this Irish pub.  Why on earth do I end up in two Irish pubs in Sweden??  I share some Nachos with Troublemaker.  Finally, their two other friends show up.  A half-Japanese, half-Brazilian model and a black Swedish model.  I just start chatting to them all.  We are surrounded by so many orbiters.  Guys who have known these girls for ages and had no idea how to get out of the friend zone.  They were all taller, more tattoed and more muscly than me.  It just didn’t matter.  NLP and me were just dominating, but I needed some wingmen for isolation.  I was texting and waiting for Max to show up.  He finally did at half eleven or something.  While I’m waiting for him, I bring in one insta-wing.  This strange, but funny magician dude.

So we are rocking out, but I’m kinda nervous.  Surrounded by models and outnumbered.  I was really outside my comfort zone.  We are having a good time.  I go outside to smoke with Troublemaker and stick my tongue in her face a little bit.  Why not?  She is a few inches taller than me and wearing heels too.  This is the month of tall women for Paladin.  So I get the number of one of the other girls and then I start working the black model.  I’ll just call her Tyra.  I’m too lazy for an intricate nickname today.

She was being really quiet the whole time and avoiding the conversation.  So I just confronted her and said why are you being so quiet?  She told me she was really high.  Fairplay.  We chatted and I speed-number closed her.  That’s the end of her involvement in this post, skip ahead to Night 4 for more about her.

Eventually Max gets there.  We are all chilling and working on maintaining the whole situation.  The models all decide they wanna bounce to clubs.  They are total party girls that want to be it girls.  I normally don’t chill with girls like this so it’s a real learning process.  I need to spend more time with 5.0.  He really knows what to do with high end club girls.

So three of the girls run off and Daughter sticks around.  Max and I take her downstairs in the bar to chat more.  I am trying to build rapport and steal all of Soul’s value.  Max keeps breaking rapport.  We chat chat.  About what I don’t remember.  Then the bar is closing so we decide to hit another club.  It turns into a shenanigan.  She has to swing by her house to change shoes because her feet hurt.  It’s like 100 meters from there to the club, so I’m thinking easy bounce.  Fine.

We run into NLP and the magician upstairs and they decide to go with us.  Now we have 5 people.  So she orders a 5 people taxi.  Then NLP realizes it’s not a good situation.  4 guys and 1 girl on a Thursday.  Don’t worry he’ll be back tomorrow night.

So we get a 5person taxi, which is more expenisive in Sweden.  But now there are only four of us.  A ton of Swedish shouting starts happening.  I have no idea what’s up.  Max is arguing with the cab driver over the fare etc.  He tells me later.  I think he blamed Daughter pretty hard.  We got the magician to pay the cab fare.

We get to her house and she runs upstairs to change shoes.  I didn’t even finagle my way into her apartment.  On the way to the club I pull her back and take her arm and chat some.  I was like um you were so sweet earlier, but now you’re being kinda mean.  For me niceness is super important in a girl.  She was like sorry my period just hit and I’m in pain.  I empathized with her and gave her a hug.  She said thanks, that’s all I wanted.  From then on she was back in her sweetness mode.  Although she did tell me she didn’t like magicians.  She thinks they are all pedophiles.

We get into the club and it’s ok.  There really aren’t any cute girls going on.  I am kinda struggling with maintaining value.  I think that’s just a way of saying, I wanted to stay comfortable.  As soon as I lose my sense of self I fall off track.  I talked a little to Max along the way, as he is a jedi with girls.  I kept being afraid I was falling off track.  I realized that I need to not do that.  I lost a girl that way recently.  So I grab her and make her dance with me downstairs.

I hesitated with my escalation a lot.  Sometimes my escalation is so jerky.  When it needs to be a smooth slow progression.  I think I went for a kiss at some point, but I can’t remember anymore.  We chatted and kept bouncing around the club.  At one point she asked why Max didn’t like her.  I dunno what I said.  I just cut the thread.  I tried to get her to take me home and she was like I’m going home alone.  She was talking about how she wanted to get a kebab on the way home and eat it and wake up covered in the food.

So we went outside and split up and as I was walking off with Max I grabbed her for the kiss.  I really let this one slip through my fingers.  Throughout the night she had dropped sexual seeds and I just didn’t push hard enough.  I shoulda brought more Shane State to the table.  I just wasn’t in control of myself enough.  I can make lots of excuses, but it was totally my fault.  Se la vi.

Max and I had a one hour walk home and then I watched him eat a kebab.  It was a really good chat.  It’s so interesting to finally meet someone in person that I’ve been talking to online for 6 months.  It’s really funny how when girls ask he just says we met playing video games online.  Daughter actually knew our game and talked about how her sister plays.  It was all interesting.  It was a night of ups and downs.  But the point is I had a lot of adventures and took some pictures along the way.

I’m also doing another Vercetti challenge.  I haven’t beat off since Tuesday.

So last nite I was out with a new student.  Unfortunately, he forgot his ID and couldn’t get into the club.  It was a shame because I think it would have been a really good night.  I met up for a student night with Mr M, LondonSoul, Sebastian Drake, Switch and some of our best students.  My thing with the girl from Friday got boring, as she decided to start playing games…but that’s another post.

I met Starlight’s business partner and we went for a stroll through the club.  I blew open a few sets as I was in super mood to make up for the other thing.  I somehow number-closed a German girl in like 5 minutes.  I found her number in my phone today and she’s already texted back once.  Who knew?  My game has drastically shifted into a combination of Shane, Soul and Sebastian Drake.  3S game. HEhe.  I was pretty drunk as I had two glasses of wine and a vodka/redbull that the dude bought me.  Gross, but I totally drank it.  I can’t handle lots of caffiene or alcohol so that’s all it took.

I bounced around talking to my boys and stuff and Switch wasn’t feeling the club at all, so we went outside for a smoke and just chilled.  I got to see his style up close and personal.  It’s tight as a drum.  The guy is operating on an amazing level.  He really just doens’t care.  And that makes it so powerful.  So we just start opening everyone who walks by.  Some random young dude is all up my butt and starts just chatting to me and yapping about how cool I am.  He is like have you read The Game?  I was like dude,  I have instructed at their bootcamps.  Have a nice night.  I mean what am I supposed to do?  Sometimes I just want to go out and chill and take time off from instructing.  And for the last month I have been trying to get alone time with Switch.

Soul speaks really highly of him.  They are best friends.  And my rule is that if Soul likes something I like it.  He has been right with every piece of advice he has dropped on me so far.  I met Switch for the first time a month ago.  We chatted for five minutes, but I was intrigued.

So we’re in the smoking section and I’m just absorbing the concept of his game.  His inner game is tight as a drum.  He just keeps running sets and talking to girls.  He just flirts with whoever comes by.  He opens with compliments.   But he does it in a really powerful way that I can replicate in person, but I struggle to explain in just words.

Anyways he sees two girls that Sebastian met.  He calls them over and we start chatting.  It’s a blond and a proper Chinese girl.  Guess which one I wanted.  The Chinese girls is 20, studying philosophy and insanely hot.  She had the best body I’ve seen in person on an Asian girl.  All natural too.  So we are chatting like ten minutes.  Ten minutes in Switch turns to me and says ok we’re leaving let’s all go get our coats.  The girls step ahead and he goes follow my lead.  Don’t do anything weird and just do what I say.  At first my instinct was ego-protection.  I wanted to say what the F man?  Don’t you know who I am.  Then I reined that in and remembered that I just want to learn from Switch and spend time with him.

I just stick to super low-variance game and totally follow his lead.  I focus on keeping the girls separated and distracted.  We get our coats as somehow there is finally no line.  We leave the club and the girls keep asking where we’re going.  We are going to a better party and he keeps saying he has a couple ideas.  They love it.  Five minutes later we’re at the bus stop standing there about to jump on the bus to his apartment for the week in London.  Suddenly, the blond girl is like hell no I’m not going home with you.  Even though she said she had nothing to do tomorrow, suddenly she claims to have lectures in the morning.  I know my job and I get a pillar between the two pairs.  So I am isolated with my girl and chatting.

She asks me if I’m gay.  I’m like you must be joking.  Would a gay guy do this?  And I pull her in to kiss.  She says sorry I’m just not feeling it.  You understand right?  I ignore it and let it flow.  I should let you know that I’m wearing a new outfit which replicates one of my favorite Shane looks.  I’m like babe I’m dressed like a gay woman.  I don’t say it, I just think it dudes.

Anyways, we keep chatting and suddenly Switch is hailing a cab and we all get in.  I was so hungry and we were next to a pizza place, but Switch didn’t say I could eat something.  I’m totally focused on just doing whatever he tells me.  I have faith.  In the cab it’s girl girl me.  And Switch facing backwards.  Suddenly he tells me to sit on the backwards seat next to him.  I just do it.  I’m not questioning anything.  I’m totally compliant.  If there’s one thing I know it’s that there can only be one chef in the kitchen.  The cab pulls up to his place and he asks the girls to each bust out some money.  They end up paying for the whole ride.

We start walking to his apartment and the girls keep talking about playstation karaoke.  Wow that sounds like a lot of fun.  I am just keeping as much space between the two pairs as I can.  I want as much isolated conversation as possible.  Every time these girls talk to each other, they start talking about going home.  It’s so insane.

We get into the apartment and start trying to pick a movie.  I back Switch up perfectly and force the girls into choosing “The Girl Next Door.”  Like I really wanna watch that movie.  I realize that I’m in Freedom of Speech’s aparment.  I have somehow never met him.  We talked via email about me moving into this very apartment a few months ago.  He gave a talk to the rockstars on the night of my final university essay in August.  So I wasn’t there.  And now he’s on vacation somewhere and I’m in his apartment.  Surreal.

Switch just keeps controlling every aspect of the situation.  Cuts the lights and sits us boy girl boy girl.  I am watching him like a hawk.  He puts an arm around his girl, I put an arm around mine.  I am 100% mirroring him.  Eventually, we both have and arm around a girl and her hand locked into ours.  It’s just slow, sexual kino compliance building.  That’s big talk for we are touching them in a sensual, masculine way.  He tells his girl to check out his room.  They turn the corner and we hear a loud THUMP.  I turn to my girl and I’m like I guess their banging.  She is like hmm…  So I kiss her.

It was really interesting.  She is proper Chinese and lived their til she was 10.  So she has got a really unique style.  We are making out like crazy and I’m trying to rip off her sexy dress.  Her tits are huge and I’m here to play.  When a girl calls me gay now I wanna bang her so hard.  So we are making out and I got my hand down her shirt and she’s like I have a boyfriend.  I’m like I just wanna be your friend.  We are just two friends who make each other feel nice.  I just keep breezing through her resistance.  Ignore and ignore.  She is like I should have told you earlier.  Her words are negative but her body is escalating.  And her body felt so nice, I’m getting hard right now writing this….

So we are grinding and I’m putting her hand on my throbbing cock.  She tells me her boyfriends name and I’m like cool.  She seems to be comfortable with me playing with her tits and putting her hand on me, but not letting me get in between her legs.  I try to get her to go down on me but no dice there.  Maybe I should have tried freeze outs, but I went with a different tactic.  I just pull it out.  I get her titties out and we are grinding like 17year olds.  And then the Freedom of Speech’s roomate comes out to make some coffee.  The guy has a strange gift.  Somehow he doens’t break her state.

He takes like 5 minutes and then leaves.  We get back to grinding.  Switch and the blond come back and the blond is like I want to go home.  I am so annoyed.  Switch keeps telling her to stop being lame.  Me and my girl are like let us finish the movie, give us ten or twenty more minutes.  Finally she gets the message and leaves.  We get back to grinding.  I am like let me see your pussy.  She is like waht?  I keep pushing and she’s like I gotta see my boyfriend tomorrow.  This is with her tonge in my mouth and my cock in her hand.  Plus her titties are out.  And boys they were luscious.  Huge.  Soft.  With light brown nips.  So I’m rubbing my bare cock on her and she finally let’s me feel how hairy she is.  The answer is mostly shaved.  But that’s as far as I get.

So I’m like ok.  You make me so hard.  You are so sexy.  Where do you want me to come?  Inside you?  In your mouth?  On your face?  Or on your tits?   She is like how about on my tummy? I’m like ok.  She is on top of me with her hand on my cock, rubbing it against her belly.  Her dress is still on there and I’m like baby I’m about to come.  She is like dude I’m gonna have to get this dress dry cleaned.  But she isn’t stopping.  I’m ready to blow.  And then Switch and the blond come back in.  She is like I’m ready to go home.  I’m like of course.  This girl is killing me.  This time they actually leave.

And I’m on another Vercetti challenge.  I haven’t beat off in 2 days.  Which is an eternity for me.  So needless to say my balls are smurf blue right now.  Before the girl leaves I do make her kiss my bare cock.  That’s two girls that have done that in the last 10 days.  My game really explodes when I don’t beat off.  Anyways the girls are gone.

Switch was like dude you were perfect.  We had a really long chat after that.  He is an amazing guy.  We talked about where I am in life, game, as an instructor.   We talked about Soul and Virgo.  Travel and religion.  It was really nice to just connect with the dude.  We are definately hanging out again while he’s in town.  I can definately say that this guy is bringing a lot to the table and his game is amazing.  It’s simple and sublime.  If you get a chance to be around him, take it!

So last night I went out with Ghost to me new local.  It was heaving out and about.  There was some kind of festivale on.  We met up with Virgo, who was out on a date.  All of the people who were supposed to meet up with us ended up backing out.  Oh well. The music was good and the vibe was chill.  No Brotherhood guys were around so I didn’t have to open.  I could just relax.  I helped Virgo look cool by talking uphill to him in front of his girl.  Like all vampires, in the end he made her bleed.  But you’ll have to read his post to see about that…  After a while, I dipped out to avoid spending time with my former, needy couchsurfer.  She is going to be a social circle asset, but not quite yet.  I need a little time you know?

So I bounced bars to meet up with Vercetti, Mr M, Braddock, Crossfire et al.  It was hella crowded and took me ages to get there.  Outside the bar I see Dr. Yen.  I was like wtf?  I thought you left.  I don’t wanna go on a big tangent, but if you have a leaving party, then you need to leave.  Lately, guys have stayed weeks or months longer and had a series of leaving parties.  This is just way to needy.  Stop twisting to see how popular you are.  Just go.  It’s like a funeral.  You grieve and you don’t want the person to show up do you?  I mean isn’t that why we all hate zombies?  So he kept trying to get me to leave my spot in line to come say hi.  I was like it’s not my job to impress your random chick by obeying commands.  I don’t like riding the alpha train.  He could have walked over to me, so I wouldn’t have to lose my spot in line.  So I walked into the club.

It took me ages to find the guys.  Everyone was hella drunk.  I ran super super tight Shane game on this girl and her friend.  Everyone tried to game my target, so I just ratcheted up attraction in the obstacle.  She was cute in my opinion.  I ran my ShaneKiss on her and she just melted and said, how did that happen?  I didn’t even want to kiss you.  I said that’s the power of Shane, but she had no idea what that meant.  I really ratcheted up attraction by being super cool and aloof.

In the end I just said come home with me.  Unfortunately, drunken Braddock creeped out her friend enough to make her leave the club.  So they bounced after she gave me her number and was like maybe I’ll see you this week.  So then I’m there listening to Vercetti hate on the girl.  After he shouted grenade while I was kissing her.  Man, some people’s true colors… So then we are chatting about sets and stuff.  This other American dude was trying to be really alpha and say that he doesn’t need wings or something.  Maybe he knows some of the other guys.  I don’t really know.  He’s one of those guys that puts up his middle finger in group photos.  Basically, the worst kind of American.  So I just ignored him.  There is  nothing worse than people who try really hard to be alpha or tough or whatever.  It just bores me now.

So the girl comes back.  She tells me that her friend thought I looked like a really good guy too.  She is like facebook me tomorrow.  I was like come home with me now.  But she couldn’t because of her friend.  All of the guys I knew in the club had tanked with her already, so nothing doing.  So I was like come over tomorrow night to f me.  She is like you have to write down directions.  Then I got really sexual, but I went too far when I said I could smell how bad she wanted me. So I had to retreat.  Then I got her facebook stuff and she left.

Then I see Mr M and Braddock working some girls.  Braddock grabs me to come with them and the three of us are outside with 2 really cute girls and a fat one.  I wonder which one is for me…. Thanks B!!!  So we go back to Mr M’s, which is like one block away.  And we are chilling in one bedroom together.  I distract the girl a little bit, but she is clearly twice my size.  I am a terrible wrestler.

So then I start working Mr M’s target.  I can smell a spitroast in the air.  I tell a bunch of jokes and wratchet up attraction so fast.  I can tell she is into me.  She keeps telling me that I’m the funniest guy she’s ever met.  I’m in a super alpha Shane state.  So I kiss her on his bed.  She is lying on her back and Braddock has taken his girl upstairs to show her the bathroom.  We are on either side of her and the fat girl is sitting on the computer playing with music and making slight noises of boredom.  This is Paladin’s liver not caring.  So Mr M looks at me with trepidation in his eyes.  He is like sorry dude I can’t do it.  The girl can sense the change in mood and things slipped through my fingers….

She got weird and then drank too much and spent 20 minuted puking out his bathroom.  Eventually we shoved them into a cab.  And sent home drunky mcpukey and chubby mcnofun to their hotel.  The other girl sent them off and then went back inside to finish off Braddock.

Overall it was some of the most fun I’ve had in ages.  We went off in search of a curry, but every shop was closed.  So I went home to find out what time school starts and rack one off.  Turns out I was wrong and school doesn’t start for one more day.  Safe.

Today is a day worth remembering.  So many crazy things happened.

I was sitting in McDonalds as per usual, enjoying their free internet and lovely smells of grease and poverty when three really cute brown girls walked in. And I mean my favorite shade of golden brown.  The color of persians, who I am ironically a big fan of.  I was talking to Maximilian online and he managed to get me super nervous.  The cutest one first bends over in front of me to show me her thong, then changes her mind and sits right next to me.  With max freaking me out on my computer screen I finally open her by asking about the internet.  I’m not even kidding.  I find out she’s not from this neighborhood and I am close to seizing.  Usually, my anxiety disappears once I open, but not today.  Max keeps telling me to turn on my webcam and let him talk to her.  After about 30 seconds the shameful conversation dies.

Her two cute friends join her and I just sit here getting berated by my former friend.  A super creepy weird guy opens them from the other side.  He has some crazy red rash on his hands he keeps scratching and keeps asking if they are Indian and if they know this family or that family.  After he leaves, which takes ages, they all talk about him being in a cult.  So I open by saying it was rude of him not to try and recruit me!  They think that’s funny.  We chat for 10ish minutes before they leave.  One girl is 13 and the cute one’s younger sister.  I tell them I thought they were all 25, so she loved me.  I think she wants me for a big brother now.  Safe.

On the train back from my new job, there is a smoking hot brunette across from me.  Really sensual.  I am in the grip of crippling aa and I am imagining Sasha cackling in my ear.  I keep running through like 50 openers.  I keep using the excuse that we are surrounded by people and I am wearing a suit which is like 6 sizes too big now.  I blame London Hunk.  So then everyone clears off the train at one stop and we are alone, facing each other.  I am such a coward.  Then the train stops.  I’m not even kidding.  We were on a dead train for like 10 minutes.  It takes me 9 to think of a situational opener.  How unlike me.  Turns out she is a bar manager late for a meeting.  One stop away.  I get the name of her bar as she gets off the train.  Nice girl.

I come back to McDonalds to have more internet.  I am working on a host of projects.  I get a text back from HBSkinny.  The first girl I ran ShaneGame on.  This is the hottest number I’ve ever gotten.  Logistics have prevented a Day2 for 2 weeks and she is still texting me back.  She is so sexy.  She lives in my old city.  She wrote a text twice as long as mine explaining how she is going away for the weekend.  I just feel really nice.  My game is finally improving.  It’s all really based on Soul’s influence.  He got me to read Dale Carnegie and watch the L Word.  My sexuality and my comfort are so sorted.  But for reals I gotta see this girl, she is nice and insanely sexy.

Last night 5.0 ordered us out to a bar full of Americans.  They are the bane of my existence.  I brought out Mystel and my housemate Ghost for his first time in the field.  He has never seen me in action.  The bar was full of low-value Americans.  I was really stressed out as soon as I got there, caught between a desire to perform for my housemate and a desire to not hear any screeching American accents.  We grab a coupla drinks and just chill for the first hour while the place fills up.  There is a really scrawny girl behind us in a pair of short shorts that looked like they used to be a shopping bag.  Something was strange.  Needless to say Starlight opens her in a booth.  Eventually Mystel goes in to wing.  I keep signalling Starlight to see if he wants me to manage the big girl for him.  He keeps signalling yes.  I keep pretending not to see.

Finally, I face the inevitable and I open the big girl Shane-style.  She had no chance.  I just run my new routine-less routine stack.  She is enthralled.  I am super honest.  She drops the bf bomb early in the conversation.  It was more of a way to give herself value than to stop my German march.  I mean I clearly wasn’t projecting any interest.  She said she could sort me a DJ gig at her work.  I will find out I guess.  I was far more interested in that than anything else that happened. Eventually everyone else gets blown out.  All the other girls and boys leave.

I stay talking to this girl.  I’m not in set.  Shane doesn’t do sets.  She just talks to whoever she wants to talk to.  So I am doing that.  I am blowing her mind.  She didn’t like Starlight at all.  He kept slapping her ass and pulling up her skirt.  It’s weird to watch my moves from the sidelines.  I was like ya he is high energy sometimes.  She brings in her friend who is cute enough.  I am working both both girls.  Mystel comes in and starts working the big girl.  I run ninja-comfort on the new girl.  She is enthralled.  Our faces are so close and she is doing ninety percent of the talking.  I am building the sexual tension.  Ratcheting.  Ratcheting.  Her face is coming closer.  I can smell her breath.  Then the big friend busts in to get the girl’s phone.  She wants to give both of their number’s to Mystel.  My girl goes to the bathroom never to return.

The big girl starts bringing up how she thinks Starlight is an ass.  Shane doesn’t let people talk about her friends like that.  Neither does Paladin actually.  I said it’s one thing to say you didn’t like his behaviour, but that is my friend so tone it down.  I ain’t gonna stab him in the back.  She then also goes to the eternal bathroom.  I find out then that Mystel had been talking to the same skinny girl when he was winging Starlight earlier.  And somehow big girl decided that he passed her tests and should be with her friend.  She blew us both out.  Weird.

I learned a couple of things.  At one point skinny girl said that lots of people think she’s a lesbian.  I said that lots of girls think I’m gay.  They were like how the hell is that possible?  They said they couldn’t possibly see that.  Apparently, when I base my game on a gay woman, I come off as a straight man.  They also both told me they could tell that I’m a really low key person.  So when I’m in Shane-state, my micro-body language is super tight.  Because I’m actually a super high energy guy.  But that guy rarely gets the girl.

At this point everyone has left except for 5.0, who has a girl on his arm.  He’s trying to avoid me for fear of my saying how much I hate American girls. Ha.  I can’t find any girls with any value anywhere.  They are all acting really low rent.  The guy are all dressed like idiots.  Every girl I meet thinks I’m English, which I consider a massive compliment.  Everyone is pretty rude.  We meet a cool Russian dude with rude friends.  We go on the dancefloor and I want to cry.  Over 100 people dancing.  None of them on beat.  I am amazed that people can make it to adulthood without the ability to count to 4.  But they have.  Everyone is hooking up like mad.  I just want to leave.

Dude.  Even when Indian girls blow you out, at least they are nice about it.   Honestly, rudeness is one of my biggest turnoffs.  Class isn’t about money, it’s about behaviour.

Normally I try to write about each different event as it happens, but the bootcamp with Sheriff is now over and 3 day are all broiling around in my head.  I will do my best to give a cohesive account of the events that occurred.

On Friday, I spent the morning recovering from the insanity of the Rockstar bootcamp.  Sheriff asked me to make it to the seminar part of the bootcamp, so that the students could see my face and find me easily during in-field in the club.  It was cool to see a roomful of fresh young faces.  So many of the students couldn’t believe that I was sitting there just a few months ago.  Like everyone else in game, they had heard of my infamous bootcamp experience.  It’s nice to be known.  I spent some time chatting to the guys, then the instructors headed off to the club.  One student came with us.  I taught him some basic streetgame and he number-closed a girl in like two minutes.  Maybe I do know what I’m talking about….

We get to the club and Sheriff puts me in charge of my first student.  Stickler is in charge of me, so I know I am in safe hands.  I haven’t seen him in ages, so it’s nice to run into my Guildford homie.  I get two students winging each other while I sit and have a chat with Vercetti, easily watching them over his shoulder.  One of my students just won’t lock in, so I know I have to help him out.  I get massive instructor anxiety, IA, but V talks me through it.  I grab a chair, walk up to my student and say that I’m not using this chair does he want it.  He takes the chair and sits.  He’s still not locked in, but at least he’s seated.

The rest of the night is kind of a blur now.  The white wine flowed and my students rocked out.  I kept changing students with other instructors and everything went really well.  One of my students really connected with me and was able to get 3 closes I think, numbers and facebook.  I am really competitive as an instructor, so I always want to have the most closes for my student.  I didn’t open a single set of my own all night, which was kind of a tragedy because there were several insanely beautiful Indian girls about.  During the debrief at the end of the night, I couldn’t even listen as one smoking hot girl was standing behind Sheriff.

I missed the entire second day of seminars, as I spent it moving into my new apartment in London.

I get a text from Sheriff around 8 putting me under Vercetti’s care for the night and sending me deep south to Inferno’s.  Now a lot of people have started hitting up this club lately bc of some of my LRs.  So I don’t go down there except for bootcamps anymore.  It’s just so far away.  I was kind of nervous about the night bus situation to be honest, as I had only lived in my new apartment for about 2 hours.

I get down to Clapham South and I can’t find anyone.  I was waiting at the tube gates for like 25 minutes.  I finally link up with Vercetti who had taken a bus and we get in contact with Stickler.  All the guys were way early and waiting inside the club.  I met flux and ran into beeballer again.  Both are pretty cool dudes.  The one tough thing about Rockstar is that I can’t pursue new friendships as much as I would like.  Anyways, I get a student and a glass of wine and I’m off to the races.  I just start putting my students in set after set.  Every student opened this one smoking hot girl during the night with me.  It was so funny.  Everytime he went to the bar I sent one of them in.  They all did really well.  I didn’t even realize it was the same girl until the 3rd student.  It was pretty funny.  She was a blonde so I didn’t really pay attention to her personally.  One of my students rocked out a kclose and all of them were really pleased with their results.  One of them is from Newcastle, so next time I’m up there I’m gonna definately chill with him.

At the end of the night V asked me about Shane-state so I decided to drop a demo.  Now if you pay attention you know that I am becoming a shot-girl jedi.  I get deep into ShaneState and start walking through the club with V.  He keeps trying to encourage me to open sets, so I have to explain that ShaneGame is nothing like normal game.  It’s about making the girls open me.  And creating my own universe.  (ps I watched a ton more L-word last night)  I finally decide that game time is over and in superstate I walk off.  I work a shotgirl and I’m deep into comfort within 2 minutes.  I can’t post my routine here as I don’t want everyone to run it on the same poor girl.  She loved me but logistics got between us.  Damn them!  Otherwise I could have had her.  My only mistake was talking to the blonde girl instead of the brunette.  Sigh.  What is wrong with me.

During the night other stuff happened, including calming down one student and teaching them super high energy emergency winging.  I personally consider Inferno’s to be a very advanced club.  The energy gets super intense around midnight and even I get really stressed.  After it was all over, V an I end up with a student chilling in McDonald’s and just talking through the night.  It was really cool as this was my first real, deep convo with V.  He’s a really sound dude.  At the bus stop with the student I run into two Indian10s.  They were stunning cousins.  A neurologist and a psychologist.  Pow.  Needless to say I was so distracted that I never picked a target.  My own fault.  I just meandered.

Sunday night I met up with guys for the end of the seminar and a dinner with Sheriff.  The feedback on my instructing was super positive and I am really pleased.  I really want to pass on what I have gained from my experiences.  I will probably get in contact with some of the students later, but right now I am so overwhelmed with Rockstar, that I just have no time.