Have you ever been in a bar of club and just now known what to say when you see a beautiful woman? Have you seen her in the arms of another man and wondered what he has that you don't have?
I have been recovering from the events of New Years Eve for a few days now.I certainly haven’t been out partying since then, so it’s still fresh in my mind.This is a long tail and my fingers are sore, but I’ll do my best.
I decide to spend new years with my buddy Truck. We have been going out almost every night since I got home and he is currently my best friend here.We are even moving in together in a few weeks.I hear from a couple of the lair guys about some event downtown where a guitar is dropping and Nashville wants to be Times Square.Sounds lame, but they also promise a crowd.And I LOVE crowds.
I spent 24 hours celebrating my 29th birthday with a host of my lovely friends. I have to say that it was one hell of a crazy and hectic night…ok it lasted two nights.
I started by hitting White Wedding. At least 30 or 40 lovely people showed up just for me. From TeaBag to YumYum. It was really amazing. I remember a lot of shots and cocktails. I cut the sleeves off my tuxedo to show off my glamour muscles. I put a new temp tattoo on my right bicep. Lord of the Rings. One ring to rule them all, one ring to bind them. Let’s be honest. I looked badass redneck. [More]
Saturday I finished my dissertation while October slept. I actually slept really good on his couch. Go figure. I mean I honestly had a pretty good time last night and some of that stuff was really funny. Obviously I would have preferred to get my dick wet, but I am all about enjoying the journey. [More]
I was sitting at home after my night in the brothel and hitting Movida with gsand. I was thinking about how sick I am of finishing my bastard dissertation and I was like fuck it. So I called October and was like I’m thinking of coming to Cambridge to see whats up. 2 hours later I was on the train with my little eee pc. I worked on my diss like crazy.
We chilled at his house for like 2 hours or something then headed into town. I ended up meeting the whole Cambridge lair. It was like I have heard about other lairs. The guys stood in a circle all night without doing any sets. At one point I did get a guy to open a set. He ended up pointing at me at some point, which I saw coming. I came over and instantly the friend liked me. I don’t know what that dude said but her friend suddenly was like we have to leave NOW. [More]
So last Friday my good friend the Egyptian had his birthday party. It was awesome. I got a chance to rock my fedora and it turns out it looks really good. Inspiral and Tea Bag threw the pre AND after parties. They had the most amazing costumes and if you are a facebook mate, you can check out the badass pics on my profile etc.
So I was sitting there chilling with one of my students/friends when Tea Bag’s boss comes out. She was dressed as a bloody Alice with a butcher knife. The moment I saw her, I knew I wanted her. My first instinct was to dive in and game her. But I knew that wouldn’t work. I basically ignored her. I saw she changed at Tea Bag’s house and so I knew she would be back later to change again. I also want to wait to see how social situations pan out. In a social circle situation, it is VERY important to see the lay of the land before you step on any toes. [More]
So I am chilling on Saturday morning and my phone starts blowing up. gsand wants to meet near Waterloo for some day game and Tea Bag is going into central for some costume shopping. I throw on my clothes, get wicked high and meet gsand. It takes ages to find him. We meet up with 7/11 after a bit too. Walking up and down the boardwalk for two hours, no hotties. Bad luck. [More]
I am not sure how much I’ve talked about the girl’s I’m dating, so I’ll start at the top. I am currently seeing a German girl (kind of). We have been on two dates with lots of kissing. Logistics have kept us from sleeping together yet, although I have gotten laid 2 out of the 3 times I have seen her. She might just be lucky? [More]
I meet up with my new homie Gsand and his buddy Friday night. I thought I would have a student with me, but he can’t make it, so it’s just the three of us. They are members of a secret society that gets us in free. So we cut the whole cue and meet up with Egypt inside. He is with a ton of cute girls, but I can’t really get on the same page with them. The lovely club is filled with beautiful girls, so it’s not a problem. It is a drunken haze, so like many of my stories I will present a collection of events. [More]
I was sitting at home last night around 9 o’clock. Winding down and pondering cleaning my room. Like I do every day. When the phone rang and it was Harlequin. He was in central and wanted to link up. I am a big HQ fan, so I jumped at the opportunity to spend some time with him. I text everyone in my phone and jump a bus within 20 minutes. I had to do my hair didn’t I! [More]
I met this girl almost two months ago at a big NLP seminar. The talk was about the economy and basically said that the solution to the crisis is to think positive thoughts. Not exactly helpful if you’ve been canned, but fine if you haven’t. I saw a really cute girl there working the bookshop and it took me AGES to get up the courage to talk to her. Jamie saw me checking her out and was like dude go for it. So I roll up and drop some of my favorite hilarious jokes to warm her up. The other woman working there keeps joining the conversation, but I just control the conversation as much as I can. Suddenly, the talk is starting so our chat gets put on pause. [More]
