So last night I thought I had students, but they had to bump to next week at the last minute.  So I ended up going out to see Mr M for his final night with the Rockstars.  We were out with Bugsy Malone and Freedom of Speech as well.  They guys took me out to Chinawhite and got a table and everything.  It was really quality.

I got absolutely smashed and met some super hot girls.  There were two really stunning girls who were eyefucking me up all night.  In the end I chatted to each of them.  They were rejecting guys left and right but just loving me.  I was just feeling so electric.  It was just great to be out with the boys and going insane.  By the end of the night both girls told me I was amazing and that they had boyfriends.

Man that is the most boring speech ever.

Then somehow me and Freedom ran away from everyone at Subway and went to the Egg, where they said they didn’t like our clothes and wouldn’t let us in.  All I know is that when I’m in my 50s I don’t wanna be running the face-policy at the dirtiest hole in London.  So I still win.

At the  bus stop alone at 5am some drunk dude starts yelling at me and threatening to stab me in the face.  What is with old people tonight?  I just pretty much ignore the dude but he just keeps yelling.  And then asking for cigarettes or spare change.  Finally my bus pulls up and I just walk away from him.

As I get on the bus I tell one of the people who watched all this and chose not to get involved that it was all her fault.  Ahaha.

Made it home around 6 and I poured myself into bed.

I will try and get my hands on the photos from tonight as soon as I can.  Can’t wait til my big party next Saturday.  Debauchery here I come!!!

I was sitting at home after my night in the brothel and hitting Movida with gsand. I was thinking about how sick I am of finishing my bastard dissertation and I was like fuck it. So I called October and was like I’m thinking of coming to Cambridge to see whats up. 2 hours later I was on the train with my little eee pc. I worked on my diss like crazy.

We chilled at his house for like 2 hours or something then headed into town. I ended up meeting the whole Cambridge lair. It was like I have heard about other lairs. The guys stood in a circle all night without doing any sets. At one point I did get a guy to open a set. He ended up pointing at me at some point, which I saw coming. I came over and instantly the friend liked me. I don’t know what that dude said but her friend suddenly was like we have to leave NOW.

But that was later in the night. At first I was just standing in a circle with these dudes. They were like ok guys I guess. Only one guy all night asked me a question. I was really surprised. I mean considering people pay me good money for instruction in London I thought these dudes would take advantage of my knowledge or at least ask me about meeting Sinn or something. But nope. I dunno I doubt it’s that I’m intimidating.

After a bit I grabbed October to hit the bar. I was like bro we gotta get opening. First thing I learned in Cambridge. I cannot open in this town. My normal openers were bouncing off concrete. It was really weird. I have a lot more respect for October’s success now. This is honestly a tough town to game in. the thing is, I think a lot of guys use that as an excuse. I was like dudes I just gotta figure this place out and adapt.

The students are still out of town so it was seriously chavvy. And you know I like chav girls. The thing is they have so much attitude. Its always opposite date with them. Like the prefer a poor angry dude to a rich smooth guy. It’s just about adaptation though. Not complaining. As you will see when we get to night two.

To get pumped October and I started throwing some serious shapes near the front door of the bar. We do it about ten minutes and bounce around the bar. No sets are sticking and then at one point this girl eye fucks the shit out of me. She actually stops October. To be honest I assumed she was eyefucking him. He was close enough that I couldn’t be sure and I just assume he’s cuter than me. These two girls loved our shapes.

So we sit down and start talking to them. I spend about an hour in set I think. Chatting about this and that. The girls are really interesting and tell us how we dont fit in this bar. We seem to emo. That’s what happens when I borrow October’s hair products!! his girl was not nearly as cute as mine. But he put in some serious effort. I gotta say that October is def one of the best wings in the UK. Maybe the world.

I take my girl to the bar to get the next round of drinks. It takes ages. I open this really cute chav girl behind me and it bounces off. She is actually aggressive with me. Chav girls just don’t see reality the same way. So I am back chatting to my girl. She is cute but not amazing to be totally honest. Rather than meander with longass details, we chatted to them, facebook close, number close and then eventually split up with the possibility of seeing them in a club later.

We run back into the lair guys. They still aren’t talking to girls. I think the element that is missing is that they don’t push each other. That’s what wings really have to do. It’s more important to me to push October into set. Because then he will push me. We had a good rhythm of alternating going though.

Oh shit. I forgot my first set. I see 2 girls. Both wretched and I’m like Oc lets warm up on them. They have 2 wine bottles and 2 giant vodkas. Turns out they were more beautiful on the outside than on the inside. The super fat one says ‘make yourself useful!’ and has me carry one of her bottles to another table for her. I did it because I wanted to write about it here. It was so funny. It just shows if you believe hard enough anything is possible. Normally I would have never talked to a girl so gross and I would have just walked away from someone who tries to get me to carry her shit like a monkey. But I really wanted to see how it would play out.

Ok back to the present. October and I are upstairs. We see two girls that I can only describe as insanely beautiful. We are bitching about who is going to open. And the girls come over to bum a cigarette. I’m like thank you god!!!

I talk to my girl for 30 minutes. She is super close ot my face. She is so beautiful. I def snapped a pic together later. The set went super well and me and oc both thought it was on. The girls invite us to see them later at a different club and we are like maybe.

We walk around the club and all the girls are gone. So we decide to try some other clubs. We hit three different clubs and get into 2 of them for free somehow. I was wearing trainers but somehow I got away with it. Wicked.

In one club we see the really cute girls. They see us walk by and run over to say hi. It seems so on. We go grab a coupla drinks and walk over to them. Suddenly something is off. We have no idea what. The girls just don’t talk to us and walk right out of the club. We have no idea what the fuck just happened.

I still have no idea. I had a number of one girl from the group and a facebook of the girl I really liked. Needless to say my text the next day got no love. And no facebook add either. But seriously. Normally when I fuck up I have a clue. But me and October still dont know.

So we hit another club because there are no girls in this one. We see the first set of the night. The two girls who stopped us because they loved our shapes. They see us and actually leave the club too. What the shit?

We are beyond baffled. Our stock suddenly crashed. So we keep on trying with new girls. At one point October is outside and talking to these two girls. I walk up and they instantly run away. I was like damn dude. Maybe it’s me?

We still aren’t sure. Actually maybe he is at home right now flaming me on his blog. Haha. On the way home we realize that we didn’t successfully open a single set all night. Our sets all opened us. Even the two girls that ran away from me had come up to him to bum a cigarette.

I nearly head back to London for a date with a new girl, but move it to Sunday. We decide to come out in our dress up duds instead of our cool guy outfits. Aka button down shirt and tie for me and vest for him (American vest, can’t remember the stupid uk word right now). Lets just say we had a much better night Saturday.

So last Friday my good friend the Egyptian had his birthday party.  It was awesome. I got a chance to rock my fedora and it turns out it looks really good.  Inspiral and Tea Bag threw the pre AND after parties.  They had the most amazing costumes and if you are a facebook mate, you can check out the badass pics on my profile etc.

So I was sitting there chilling with one of my students/friends when Tea Bag’s boss comes out.  She was dressed as a bloody Alice with a butcher knife.  The moment I saw her, I knew I wanted her.  My first instinct was to dive in and game her.  But I knew that wouldn’t work.  I basically ignored her.  I saw she changed at Tea Bag’s house and so I knew she would be back later to change again.  I also want to wait to see how social situations pan out.  In a social circle situation, it is VERY important to see the lay of the land before you step on any toes.

So she is French and there is another younger French girl from Tea Bag’s office there.  At the party we all stick together a bit and chat.  I just want to be the cool guy who is around, but not around too much.  So I chat to her here and there throughout the night.  Whenever one of my homies wants to chat to her I back off.  I love giving girls to my good friends.  Sometimes Tea Bag would hand off a girl to me and I would hand her off to Inspiral, who then introduces her to the Egyptian and walks off.  Basically, we don’t care who a girl hooks up with, as long as it’s a mate.

I met the most amazing Indian girl at the party.  She was 35 and really sexy and lovely.  I chatter to her a bit and we started talking about tattoos.  I was wearing a button down shirt but she wanted to see the dragon on my arm.  So we went to a dark corner and I went nearly topless to show her.  Then I asked if she had a tramp stamp.  She turned around and told me to check.  I pulled the back of her shirt up to her bra and then I pulled down her jeans more than halfway down her ass.  Result – no tattoo back there (and also no panties).  At this point I was getting hard and the sexual energy between us was getting strong.  Just in the dark being naughty… and my student runs up to join us.  Now my students are always my first priority, but damn it was so on….

I chat to him a bit to go over his sets and how his night is going and the girls he is loving etc.  I lose the energy with my lovely Indian Princess and she walks off to talk to her mates.

Later on I reopen and we chat a little.  I try to drag her to dance, but it just doesn’t happen.  I struggle a little bit to rebuild what we had.  It was going ok.  I leave on a high note with a plan to push it further in a bit.  Unfortunately, she left the party at 11 and I failed to get her number.  I did add her on facebook the next day and a few days later asked the Egyptian to text her on my behalf.  No dice yet…

So then I go back to the Boss.  We chat and sometimes this one dude from my Tea Bag’s office is all over my nuts.  I can’t just punch him in the face, but I really wanted to.  He was exaclty like this chode in a story I read on Tucker Max’ blog.  He would follow me around and just keep trying to cock block me with girls all night.  Tea Bag told him what I do for a living as a way of trying to build my value, but this guy is a total value vampire.  At one point he told Inspiral I was talking shit about him.  I was really upset as he is one of my heroes.  But he immediately dismissed the idea and the Chode.  He said I would never do that.  Phew.

Chode tells me to leave him alone with Alice and even stands in the way.  He tells me to take off with the younger French girl, so I do.  We start dancing and having a really nice time.  I have disqualified her so hard that she is just happy to chill with me.  I think I might over-DQ in social settings and I might need to readjust it.  It’s so powerful.  So then Chode gets upset and leaves the other girls to come cockblock me.  He would prefer to prevent me from getting any action.  Rather than get his own. In a way that is amazing.

So we go to the after-party and it is a lot of dudes.  One of Tea Bag’s mates is about to fight a dude for grabbing his girlfriend’s breast.  I stay to back him up and he convinces the other dude to just go home and avoid the conflict.  I don’t know the dude that well, but a friend of Tea Bag’s is a friend of mine.  Inside Alice is making out with some other girl who keeps bragging that she doesn’t wear panties.  This instantly divides the room into two types of guys: the guys who get all turned on and the guys who have sex in their life and ignore it.

I know a trap when I see one.  These girls massively want attention.  I just ignore them and even push them out of the way to go to the other room.  At this point Chode tells me that see, I have been wasting my time all night.  I tell him that the game isn’t nearly over.  It is just getting started.  He keeps following the two girls around while they make out in the hopes that they will decide they need a guy.  Please don’t forget that Alice is Chode’s boss.  So he has double no chance.

I go outside later and the two girls are just chatting.  I join in and they start giving me sexual shit-tests.  They are saying extreme sexual things to see how I react.  Instead of getting excited I just talk about my fetishes in the same way I talk about work or video games.  Just normal conversation.  The 2nd girl tells me how much she loves anal and actually calls herself a ButtSlut.  I have never heard someone say this word out loud in real life before.  It was an experience.

Then guess who sees us having a nice time and has to pull a kamikaze.  That’s right.  Captain Chode.  He comes over to tell me that I’m still wasting my time mate.  Now when a guy you don’t know calls you mate in England it means he wants you to punch him in the face.  Instead, I go off and talk to Tea Bag to find out what is wrong with this dude.  Turns out being and AFC is a way of life for this dude.  He does the same shit to Tea Bag.  But I guess tonight is my special night.

I go back into the living room and the 2nd girl is chilling on the couch with Inspiral.  I try to see where he is going with it.  I THINK he wasn’t trying to play so I slide onto the couch.  Within 5 minutes she is feeding me crisps and then her legs are across mine and she feeds me one from her mouth.  Like in Lady and the Tramp but actually not that sexy.  Hehe.  Alice comes in and freaks out and starts accusing me of a V-Block.  I offer to get outa her way but she just goes back outside.

I chill with this girl until she passes out and since I way prefer Alice, everything is all good.  I just keep playing it cool and then I slide Alice around a corner and shove my tongue into her mouth.  It was so cool.  I played slow ball and it was working great.  I can tell we wanna get outa there, but there are only like 4 people still around.  Tea Bag walks around the corner, sees us and just walks away.  Translation – he is awesome.  Chode comes through the door and makes a comment to make her really uncomfortable.

It turns out she is hooking up with her boss and suddenly she is worried that Chode will tell on her and make her life bad.  That is the energy of this guy.  After a night of telling me I have no chance, he discovers that he was wrong.  Just confidence and persistence can take you a LONG way.  So we go back and just chill with everyone.  Chode is seething and keeps trying to stir trouble.  No one is paying attention to him anymore.  Alice has to leave and I go and get some more kisses on the stairs.  Tea Bag accidentally cockblocks me by carrying all her bags to her taxi and making sure she gets in ok.  Now that is totally acceptable.

He was looking out for his friend and boss.  He has a good heart.  She tells me to get her number off Tea Bag and I’ll see what happens.  I forget to do it until today, Wednesday, so I just texted her this morning.  She is on vacation this week, so I will see if she replies.

Either way, making out with your friend’s boss is pretty awesome in my book.  PoW!

So often we focus on doing attractive things when we meet a girl in a club or on the street.  We miss the traits that are truly attractive.  I wrote in my book all about my 3 core elements of attraction: Honesty, Passion and Self-Confidence.  I don’t want to go over those again and again.  Instead I want to look at the next layer of attraction with you for a moment.  This layer is based upon some of my recent seductions and experience.

Friendship

This one should be obvious, but it seems to be lacking in the community.  We are so obsessed with getting laid that we only hang out with wings instead of friends.  We are alpha men who only align with other men for the purpose of ravaging the villagers of pussy town.  Although an alliance can be really powerful, there is something disingenuous about this relationship.  Women can detect things that we don’t really notice.  I make a point of only hanging out with people that I actually like.  All of my wings are my friends.

When I introduce my friends, it isn’t an “accomplishment introduction.” I just like to brag about how awesome they are.  I like to do awesome things with my friends.  Tomorrow I am leaving for Global Gathering with YumYum and Iceberg.  These are my two clubbing buddies and I am excited to just be hanging out with them and fifty thousand of my closest friends.  Girls see us together and our energy is simply different.  Instead of an uneasy alliance, we have actual friendship.  Girls can sense this and find it attractive.  If I walk up when YumYum is talking to a girl, I wouldn’t be surprised if he just pushed the girl out of her chair to give me a place to sit.  This is why girls like him so much, even though he is a proper bastard.

Loyalty

I wish that I didn’t have to make this a section.  It should just be understood to be a part of friendship, but let’s be honest, most guys will set their best friend on fire for the mere possibility of some grade A tang.  We’ve all been guilty.  When it’s on with a girl we tell our friend to fuck off.  You’ve done it.  LondonPlayboy did it to me at pride a few weeks ago.  I do it to friends all the time.  It is important to demonstrate the importance of your friends to a girl.  When you are in the beginnings of an interaction, this is very important.  Once she is good to go, obviously you can isolate.

When you first meet a girl and your friend walks up, she is paying close attention to see how you treat him.  Believe me.  Think about how she acts when her friends walk up.  Their is a strong possiblity of screaming, hugging and she might just run off to celebrate the arrival of her friend.  So next time your friend walks up, show the dude some love.  Act like you are glad to see him.  When it hits the fan, it’s gonna be his number your dialing.  Not her flakey digits.

The girl I’m with this week has mentioned more than a few times how impressed she is by all of my friends.  Everywhere we go I have people close to me.  Whether I am hosting a table at Jalouse or walking through Covent Garden.  I take time to talk to my friends, I leave her alone to talk to them and I even leave her alone with them.  Which around some of the guys I know here, is really saying something. When you see your friend with a girl, you should do everything you can to help him.  Even if what you are saying is cheesy.  One of my mates told my girl how I had taught him English and it was amazing last Friday.  The guy was clearly British and joking, but she was attracted to the effort!!

Improbable Teasing

A lot of you guys seem to have some understanding of this concept.  The whole cocky funny thing is good.  But this is a deeper level of comedy that I am talking about.  You want to joke about really safe things.  My girl is from a town of 120 people in Czech Republic.  So I joke with her about werewolf attacks and how many goats I should offer her father in exchange for her.  How many goats and silver bullets is she worth?  These jokes are so outside the realm of reality that she doesn’t get offended, she gets attracted.

This type of teasing is more useful because the calibration comes from the meta level.  Once you pick the right topic, you are pretty safe.  Joking with a girl about being dumb or whatever is ok, but you have to be super calibrated.  If you have the high value of Friends and Loyalty, directed teasing can be high risk.  The class nerd can tell jokes that the class jock can’t.  Jokes from a high value person can be hurtful.  As you get better at life, your value will increase.

Fashion

We all understand that fashion is key element to good game.  If you want a break down of the individual elements for yourself, talk to my man Dr. Yen.  This section isn’t just about your fashion, it is about hers.  Once you are well dressed, you need to be able to identify when a girl looks good or bad.  Recognizing fashion mistakes is a powerful weapon in the battle of the sexes.

I always compliment a girl on a specific piece of fashion.  For example, I saw a beautiful girl on Friday that I hadn’t seen since the night I got her number a year ago.  Logistics kept us apart.  I noticed a lot about her outfit and when we were talking a few days later, I mentioned how sexy her arm band was.  Most girls don’t wear them, but I think they are awesome fashion.  She was blushing over msn.  And she told me.  Why?

Girls work their asses off to look hot before they leave the house.  Even a gorilla can tell a girl she looks hot.  So a specific compliment that you can actually mean because you have more than a rudimentary understanding of fashion is very powerful.  If you look right, then she will really respond.  I meant the t-shirt and blazer look is fine, but you need to do more than that.  I actually get a few fashion compliments a week for my various looks.  That is how I know I’m finally on the right track.

Respecting something a girl worked hard on will earn you a ton of points.  You are giving her something she can brag to her friends about.  Also you will motivate her to look hot.

The Protector

I avoid violence pretty religiously these days.  Except when I’m in the ring at my kickboxing gym.  I don’t ever get into fights in clubs and I pretty much never get amogged.  I am an island in the ocean of life.  Girls are attracted to that of course.  But more important is how I treat my friends and the women in my life.

It is basically impossible to start a fight with me.  I just don’t care.  But if you were to roll against one of my set, everything would change.  The fact that I am willing to stand with my friends is very attractive to women.  It demonstrates that I am actually part of a tribe.  This ties into the first 2 topics here.  I am actually friends with the people I go out with and I am loyal.  Try actually caring about your friends and using them for more than just a pivot.

I won’t hang out with anyone I wouldn’t get into a fight to back.  It separates me from a lot of people out there.  And it is powerful and atavistic.  I also protect the women in my crew.  The other day I was chilling with a girl who knows a lot of guys in the scene.  She came with me to a high end club last week.  She met a sexy couple and had thought about going home with them, but was a little worried about the danger elements.  I told her that she should have just told me.  I would have checked them out.  I would have told the dude that if he hurt my friend I would break his feet with a hammer.  Now I don’t condone violence but people aren’t allowed to hurt my friends.

The girl thought that was awesome.  Violence/strength in the right context is very sexy.  I retold the story to another girl and her attraction spiked, hard.  Consider thinking of women as people.  It’s really valuable.  It is a dangerous world out there and it’s important to make them feel safe.

Conclusion

By mixing these elements on top of core attractive traits you can take your life to the next level.  When you are well dressed and able to give effective opinions and compliments women will respect you more and be more attracted to you.  When she sees how you treat your friends, she sees how you will treat her and her friends.  These are all powerful elements.  Also, these are all things that will make you into a good person.  Please post any questions.

In one night I gained access to a new social tier and I had an amazing date with a really sweet girl.  It was awesome.  The promoter I met through High Roller hit me up this week and invited me to Jalouse.  He said could have the run of the table with 3 friends if I bring 10 girls.  I text my man Mr M and he says let’s do it.  So me, him and Daxx decide to rock out.  We end up rolling up with more than 30 girls.  The girl running the line LOVED me.  It was so badass.

All the guys at the table loved me and texted me within 24 hours.  I have some new really cool contacts in London and Brighton now.  Basically rich cool guys who seem to like hot women.  Go figure.  The night was awesome and now I have access to another club that is member’s only except for this one promoter.  It’s so cool to make friends.  And not have to spend cash to get there.

The good part of then night for me was chilling with my lovely Czech girl.  She was a student from an English class I taught this week.  I waited to ask her out until I finished teaching at the school.  She is really sweet and insanely beautiful.  But energy is everything.  We met up an hour early for a drink and just chilled.  I didn’t amp up that much attraction as I have massive status as her teacher and I had a feeling that bringing 30 girls to a badass club would be enough.  So I just built comfort.  I teased her a lot about her country having no running water and being over run with werewolves.  We looked at her house and her little village on Google Earth on my Blackberry.  (PS Get a blackberry it’s awesome!!!)  So we just chatted and had a nice time until Daxx rolled up.  He looked dapper as shit and I think that made me look really cool.

We roll up to the club and I am like a lion tamer trying to control a gaggle of girls.  Being in charge is massively stressful for me but gives so much value it’s insane.  I really try to spend a lot of time with my girl and I tell all the other dudes on the table which girl is mine and I introduce all the other ones.  Each guy made an effort to make me look cooler to her.  It was awesome.  It took me HOURS to get a kiss off her.

We were standing outside having a smoke, well I was smoking.  And she was sitting on a wall and I was stood between her legs.  Each time I leaned in to kiss her she would giggle or turn her head.  Now this is important for guys new to game.  This isn’t a no from a girl, this is a not yet.  Crucial distinction.  She says “what’s on your mind” and I said nothing.  Then I ask her and she says nothing.  I’m like interesting.. and she says the same thing.  Sexual tension is slowly building.  I am having a little escalation anxiety to be honest.  And that is the sure sign that it is time to escalate.  So I say to her that I am thinking of kissing her.  And we kiss.  It’s really lovely and sweet.

Throughout the night I have to leave her to chill with all my friend and ladies.  The whole time she is really chill and manages to make her own fun.  We dance a ton and it’s really sexy and sensual.  Eventually, I ask if she’s ready to go.  She asks where and I say my house.  She tells me she doesn’t want to have sex.  Ha.  Why was she thinking about that?

So eventually we go outside and she wants to find her night bus home.  I take something I learned from Sebastian Drake and Switch and I just keep telling her that it’s a good idea to grab a cab and come to mine.  We come back and she let’s me know we’re not gonna have sex again.  Now maybe I’m just a big pansie, but I really enjoy a good cuddle.  I use Sheriff’s LMR tactics.  I just hand her a shirt to wear and turn around while she changes.  We spend hours looking at facebook pictures of each other, kissing and cuddling.  I get a tiny bit of over the shirt boob action.

When I was 13, I would have killed for this kind of action. I fall asleep with her in my arms.  It’s a great way to build an emotional connection with a girl.  And you can have sex in the morning!

Unless you wake up and she’s gone.  With your shirt neatly folded and placed on your laptop.  I’m going to see her again.  It sucks that she’s leaving so soon.  C’est la vie.

So I am chilling on Saturday morning and my phone starts blowing up.  gsand wants to meet near Waterloo for some day game and Tea Bag is going into central for some costume shopping.  I throw on my clothes, get wicked high and meet gsand.  It takes ages to find him.  We meet up with 7/11 after a bit too.  Walking up and down the boardwalk for two hours, no hotties.  Bad luck.

Then I cruise up to meet Tea Bag and my damn bus gets diverted.  So annoying.  We finally link up and mess around in a few shops then grab some sweet Chinese for lunch.  He tells me about a party he’s going to where everyone dresses up like it’s a bad wedding.  Super eighties style.  The vibe is amazing and the girls are so cool.  So I text my student and my lesbian sidekick and tell them tonight is gonna be wicked.  My lesbian can’t make it as she needs to rest and ironically spends the night having “the talk” with a girl she is only mildly interested in.  Shame!

I am like thirty minutes late, but when I get there the party is awesome.  It is at least six girls for every guy.  My student is hating it for some reason, but I force him to stay and he gets laid.  But this story is about me. Ha!

The first smoking hot girl I see at the bar.  Wow.  Short.  Brunette.  Piercing green eyes.  Sexy black hat with lace.  Perfect body.  I tell him to open her and her friend.  My student hesitates and the friend just raises her arm and points right at my face.  I think there is no way anyone is that rude, she must be pointing behind me.  So I step to the side.  The finger follows me.  So I step forward and dive in.  They are two super cool girls and immediately are loving me.  I chat and chat.  There is someone throwing the bouquet so I tell the brunette to go win it.  Unfortunately, a guy in a dress gets it because he is so damn tall.

I don’t see her again for a while.  So I meet a blond who looks like Clair Danes.  Everytime I tell my student to open a girl, she sees him hesitate and opens me.  This is one weird magical venue.  I was loving it!  I see that they won’t take this girls card.  So I just say, they don’t take card here?  She goes no, come with me to the cash point.  I had been trying to get my student in and I couldn’t think of a way to get her to go with him instead of me.  So we went and chatted.  She was really sexy.  She mentions a boyfriend she lives with and asks if I’m gay in the first five minutes.  It’s nice to get the bs out of the way.  She is like amazing you have to date my sister.  I walked onto the set of beauty and the beast.  I won’t describe the sister, but that is enough.

Me and Clair Danes slip away and hit the dance floor for a bit.  It’s nice.  I met a third girl who was standing next to me at the bar.  Don’t really know what I said.  But hey I’m LondonPaladin right?  Plus I looked amazing.  Everyone was complimenting me on the new way I did my hair.  I think I will be doing it like that every time I leave the house from now on.

I’m going to be honest with you right now.  There were several smoking hot girls I didn’t talk to that night.  I was simply overwhelmed.  Also, I’m the kinda guy who locks into one set for a night.  Rather than get like 6 numbers.  I was more like that a year ago when I was running traditional MM game.  Now that I’m really doing what’s natural for me, I like to just focus on one girl a night.  Just my personal style.  So these other two girls were just to chat with and have fun.

Over the course of the night I kept seeing this one big dude chatting all over my initial brunette.  I didn’t feel anything.  No jealousy or stress.  I saw her with him and my thought was ok, she’s busy I’ll chat to her later.  And whenever I would see her and her friend the pointer, I would rock up and dance.  We danced alone at several points during the night and it was just nice.  There is something about dancing with a beautiful woman that I enjoy.

So during this night I am also teaching my student about kino and escalation.  And eventually he leaves with his girl and I am damn proud.  Also I keep chatting and having a few drinks with my man Tea Bag.  He is having a blast with his girl. And also some of his other friends.

At the end of the night I’m outside chilling with the doorman who basically knew my be then because I kept coming outside with hot girls.  He was cool.  I see my beautiful girl going back inside.  She comes up to me and says to wait and she will be right back.  That’s kinda cool.  She takes ages and I finish my smoke, so I go back inside to chat to my friends.  I see she is talking to the big dude again.  So I go dance with my friends in a position where I can see her.  So that when she leaves I can see her outside.  The old me woulda been praying not to see her kiss this dude.  I mean I don’t know if I would have changed anything if they had.  I mean I kiss tons of girls.

So when I see her heading for the door, I beat her and we chat and chat.  I am leaning against the wall and she is close.  We are chatting and I’m trying to extract.  She has work the next day etc.  I keep pushing for it, but it’s just not quite there.  We are both close, but I’m not sure.  Then TeaBag and my mates come out and surround us and just watch.  From like 1 foot away.  TeaBag just says to her that he loves watching me talk to girls.  I could have killed him, if I hadn’t been doing so well.  We were connecting and I didn’t react so it didn’t matter.  I mean from the outside it’s a pretty funny move.

I get her number and it takes like 10 minutes.  I think my phone might be on the fritz.  Anyways, we get it all sorted and go back in to dance.  At one point I drop my final escalation bomb.  And she likes it.  I try to kiss hew a few times, but all I get is cheek.  It’s fine.  It’s just a matter of when.  Eventually she has to leave.  I rarely get numbers, but this one felt pretty solid.

Thirty seconds after she leaves I call her and ask if it’s too soon.  Hopefully, she realized how funny that is.  She said to give it a few days, so I’m gonna go old school and wait til Wednesday.  I think I am gonna shift my call style back.  These days I always text the next day.  More so I can remember which girl is which, but I think I need to start calling and waiting longer.  Either way, I had a beautiful experience with a stunning and intelligent woman. Safe.

So last night I was on my 2nd date with the German.  She went home due to a miscommunication, so I went back to the lesbian bar.  But I'm getting ahead of myself. 

Part 1

I meet up with the lesbian I went out with last fall in Leicester Square.  She has 2 girls with her.  One is a sexy blond she is trying to bang and the other is that girl's friend.  A freckly, young brunette.  They are all gay, so I just chill and don't think about game etc.  We hit up a mixed gay club and find a little spot to toss down a few drinks.  I chat to the blond some and talk about being  dating coach.  She is a writer and will hopefully take me to an opera.  We go for a dance and we start grinding like crazy.  Mostly to torture my friend.

She tells me that she only became gay for her current girlfriend and that the relationship has reached a plateau.  She is wondering what to do next.  I smell opportunity.  We joke about my friend's crush etc.  I say she would freak out if we kiss, the grinding is already bothering her.  She says let's do it and we start frenching.  Now I have two Xs who went gay right after me.  So I feel I am owed some compensation.  Fair enough right?  So we are making out and her hand is on my ass.  It's funny because everything feels a little off, even her dancing.  So I ask if she's the dom in the relationship.  I'm totally right and it explains why she kisses like a man.  She keeps leading.

When we kiss my friend rushes up and breaks us apart and yells at the girl for having a girlfriend.  It's hilarious because we all know my friend wants to bang this blond!  Everyone disappears and I end up alone with the blond for a while.  We are just chilling.  Then we go outside and find them all and I have to go back to my date with the German Girl.

Part 2

After the debacle of the German Girl going home from work early, I head back to the lesbian/gay club.  It takes about 15 minutes.  I would say I was gone for 30-40 minutes.  I can't find any of the girls I know.  I am texting my friend and the cute blond and no love!  I am standing on the middle of the dance floor and wondering where they all are.  I am trying to control my frame and not feel uncomfortable.  It's more that none of my mates are there than it being a gay club.  I mean the first club I ever went to was a gay club on my 18th birthday.  Another lovely tale from my memoirs.

So I am waiting for a text back or something.  I mean it sucks that my date fell apart and now this!  So then I go outside after what feels like a thousand years, but was just 3 songs or something.  I run into two other girls from earlier that I didn't talk to that much.  We start chatting and they are hugging me and screaming.  It's all good.  They drag me inside and buy me 2 shots.  These girls don't play.  They musta bought me like 10 shots last nite!

Things get fuzzy from here.  So I'm not sure about the order of events anymore.

I am standing outside alone while the Freckly girl is all over some other girl I don't know.  This freckly blond comes and asks for a light.  Within 5 minutes she is LOVING me.  She starts asking me about the scene in LA.  I tell her I'm not gay and she tells me that I pull of gay man very well.  I think it's a compliment.  My friend rolls up right then from taking the hot blond to the bus stop and is visibly impressed by me skillz. The girl is telling my mate how she loves me and I'm super amazing.

Some dude tells me I look like wolverine.  Another tells me I look like a guy from Big Brother.  They are both trying to bang me.  I smile and play coy.

I am dancing with a couple girls and a twink, when on of the bartenders starts making out with the freckly girl.  I look away and when I look back he is fingerblasting her.  Impressive.

I am standing at the bar while the two girls are buying me even more shots and the hottest black girl I've ever seen rolls up in between us and starts talking to me.  I'm trying to play it cool.  Ten seconds later she is making out with some other hot chick.  This bar is rocking a lot of hot girl on girl action.  Hopefully, I will see this girl again next time…..

When the night ends I offer to have the girls come to mine for guitar hero and some smoke.  They all decline except for freckly girl, who then asks if she can stay at mine.  We share a cab with another girl who is going a little farther.  We come back to mine, smoke a little and bang for a few hours.  Even some morning bang.  While she was asleep I hit the toilet and was looking for her panties.  I mean we were banging right under the ones I nicked the other week.  She was wearing tights so I guess no panties.  Sigh.

In the morning we bang more and she is like the quietest girl ever.  It's so strange.  I'm like did you come babe?  She says no, so I know what I gotta do.  I bring spider man into bed with us and I make her squirt.  There is a big stain on my bed right now bitches!  I am so glad I took that sex skills class.

Then we are on the couch smoking some and I try to get her to blow me.  I mean what could be cooler than that.  She's like 'I don't know you that well…"  Girls have the strangest arbitrary rules.   I walk her to the bus stop and say I'll see her at the lesbian bar next week.  She asks me not to tell her friends we banged.  She doesn't want to be judged.

So when my friend texted this morning I told her nothing happened.  Also she told me this morning she's not gay. Fair enough.  I think I might be the cure for lesbianism.

I am not sure how much I’ve talked about the girl’s I’m dating, so I’ll start at the top.  I am currently seeing a German girl (kind of).  We have been on two dates with lots of kissing.  Logistics have kept us from sleeping together yet, although I have gotten laid 2 out of the 3 times I have seen her.  She might just be lucky?

I met her at Kensington Roof Gardens a month or so ago.  I was out with gsand.  This was the night of the midget and the dry sex.  I am sure you remember that one.  When I thought I had whiskey dick?  Anyways, she was one of the club photographers and when my mate asked to borrow her camera to take pics, she let him.  I thought this showed that she was super cool.  We chatted 30 mins and in true Paladin style, I got the magical digits.

We texted on and off and kept almost meeting for the next few days.  Originally, we had a date for the next night, but she was too tired from work and cancelled.  Sunday we texted back and forth and I ended up in an orgy of drugs and confusion with YumYum and Iceberg.  Tuesday night, I get a text asking if I’m near central.  Unfortunately, I was at home in only my underwear with Ghost playing new tracks we bought (I bought) for Rock Band on our Xbox 360.

So I tell her I can meet her in 30.  I rush into clothes and a hair do that works.  And I’m out the door, while that bastard Ghost is rocking out on my new badass songs.  I think I’m gonna be late, but I still beat her by five minutes.  Girls have some sixth sense for always being later than me.  I don’t know how they do that….  We meet up and she looks really cute.  Since I was hammered when we met, this is a pleasant surprise.

We bounce through 2 pubs and hit a jazz bar.  I’m all about multiple location dates.  The more bars the better!  She is actually badass.  We talk about all the messed up things I’ve done in my life.  I have no idea why.  But she asked like the right questions.  About my brand and about some of my scars etc.  We finally kiss on some dark street with nobody around.  My pulse was about 200.  She thought that it’s cute that a former gangster can get all nervous with her.

The I went with her to a club where she was working.  I basically had to spend an hour on my own while she snapped photos.  It was kinda boring so I got hammered.  Some really funny things happened to me in the bathroom.  Such is my life.  There is always some incident waiting to happen.   But that is a tale for another day.  Finally, she finished her work and we slipped outa there.  She had to get up early for work the next day, so I was unable to her her to my house.  Damn the fates!

We texted and had a date the next week, but she managed to end up in jail! (It really turned me on when she told me this…) so I had to wait 2 weeks for our 2nd date.  We did the same thing again.  A few bars and some kissing before she went to work.  This time I snuck off to meet up with my lesbian gang for an hour.  I am back shortly after midnight and she has already ditched work early to go home.  Which was strange because I watched Beyonce walk into the club right then.  Some idiot started yelling at one of her body guards.  I thought that was hilarious.  I could see which way that fight was gonna go…. international vip bodyguard v chav from east london.  Even his friends were hanging back.  The best part was how the guy said “innit” at least 20 times.  Ali G had it right.

So I text my German girl and find out she went home and thought I’d ditched her.  I was like you should have at least called babe.  So she felt double bad for leaving me and for missing Beyonce.  It was all a shenanigan.  So I headed back to the lesbian party where I got laid POW.  Who knew?

That was last night, so you are pretty caught up.  I still haven’t shagged her, so really it’s not too emotional yet.  Although she is turned on by my bad boy past and I think her jail time is sexy.  Plus she has an adventurous streak.  I wanna see more of…

I was sitting at home last night around 9 o’clock. Winding down and pondering cleaning my room. Like I do every day. When the phone rang and it was Harlequin. He was in central and wanted to link up. I am a big HQ fan, so I jumped at the opportunity to spend some time with him. I text everyone in my phone and jump a bus within 20 minutes. I had to do my hair didn’t I!

I get to Covent Garden and find out he’s moved on to another part of the city. I am in contact with Mystel, Egyptian and HQ. I have three options to hang out. Egyptian tells me he has some sexy girls with him, so the choice made itself for me! I jump the train to Kensington.

I get to this posh wine bar and Egyptian is outside talking to a couple celebrating their one year anniversary. I go inside and everyone asks my job, so I just say dating coach. The totally love it. One of the girls is so sultry and tells me she is a sex coach. I am aroused and intruiged. What else could I be?

She is really working Egyptian’s house mate, so I leave them to it. It seems to me like they are dating, so I just chat around and Egyptian and I make big plans for the night. Later on everyone leaves, including a dejected looking house mate. It’s just me Egyptian and the naughty Cougar. She just exudes sexuality. At the wine bar she was going on about her favorite position. She loves being on top and in total control.

We head to another bar that is still open after the Wine joint shuts.  We end up in a dump of a pub and on the way, she yells at every guy.  It’s funny but weird.  People can’t tell what’s happening.  She starts dancing with Egyptian and we are all hving a blast.  I get a big round of shots and mixed drinks in.  Boom!

We down the shots and just start chatting.  I try to flirt with one girl who is just above average pretty, but she is wicked rude to me.  I almost want to shout, ‘Do you know who I am?!’  Instead I chat more to our Cougar.  She keeps trying to tease me for being young and part of the MTV generation.  I just keep agreeing and teasing her.  I was in old school mystery method mode.  It worked a treat.  Finally, she accuses me of being a terrible kisser, after I said I bet she is a boring kisser.  So we kiss and it’s lovely and 10seconds as well.  My mate suddenly tells the girl that he has a family emergency and rushes out of the bar.  I’m kinda worried, but he tells me to take care of the girl. (I later find out he was just giving us space)

She flirted with every single guy in the bar and 5 builders bounce us to a bar a block away in a basement.  I am like wow that seems like a bad idea.  But I just go with the flow.  In the bar I remind her it’s her round and start enjoying my cocktail while she is dancing with a ton more builders.  She seems to be having a blast playing with all those boys, so I start taking care of myself.  This really lovely blond is ordering a drink next to me and we end up in conversation.  She loves hearing about my work as a dating coach and we really hit it off.

Then her two friends walk up.  One is a killer brunette and one is chubby.  I am holding court with all three of them surrounding me at the bar until the joint closes.  I go outside and make sure the first girl I kissed gets safely into a cab home and then I go back and suddenly there are two other guys there.  One guy, bald dude, is really after the blond and one, australia, is after the fat girl.  Sweet serendipity.

Bald dude wants to bounce the girls to a club that is really near my house.  I see the opportunity to avoid taking an hour of buses home, so I tell the guy the girls will only come if he pays of the whole taxi himself.  He has no idea that I just met them.  All six of us get into a cab that this dude is paying too much for.  Australia gets into the back with the chubby girl and bald dude is in the front with the driver.  Somehow, I am stuck with the two hot girls in the middle seat.  hehe.

It is a long boring drive and the guy has no idea what he’s doing.  He drives us past three different bars and clubs in my neighborhood that are all open.  I spend the drive sneaking kisses off the brunette every time the blond leans forward.  She is lovely.  We also snap a few lovely picures together.  It’s fun for me and I’m getting a nice ride to my place.  We get dropped off at a bar a few hundred meters from my house in the end.  The blond is getting a ton of texts from her brother telling her to come home, so the girls are getting nervous.  The bar won’t let us in this late and bald guy is freaking out.

If the two dudes weren’t creepy losers I would have offered to all come back to my place.  Bald guy has a new plan and pays for another taxi to another bar.  It’s actually called “Russian Bar”.  It’s the kinda place you take a girl on a first date.  If you are planning on killing her.  We are there about 5 minutes and all use the bathroom.  The girls get yelled at by the bouncer for going into the toilet at the same time.  It’s that kinda place.  They call a taxi and I snog my lovely, young brunette who has told me she is 21, but based on the pictures I took I am not so sure.

Bald guy drops the line of the evening on them..“If you guys let me buy you a round of drinks, I will pay for your taxi home.”

With one sentence, he blew my mind.  He reeks of desperation.  The girls jump in the taxi.  Me and Australia get some good night kisses.  Bald dude dropped more than 50 pounds on taxis and didn’t even get a phone number.  I had to walk home with Australia, who turned out to be one seriously creepy dude.  But I didn’t wanna walk through that neighborhood in the dark.  The girls told me the next day they thought both of the other dudes were really creepy.

Last night was another classic rave night with my club crew.  YumYum, Iceberg and I hit up Hidden in south London for a free hard house party.  Yums had some reservations about the party being full of shaved head troublemakers and I had a feeling there would be good vibes and cute girls in cute costumes.  Turns out we were both right.  There were a lot of creepy people there, but also a lot of cool ones.  The tunes were hard as hell and more than I could normally deal with, but I took a pill and it all worked out in the end.

Everyone was in a really friendly vibe and we just had a good time.  About an hour into the party I see two beautiful girls on the dancefloor right next to the decks, just going for it.  Now since I am really into dancing, I am into freedom of expression.  When people just dance to dance.  That is my scene.  My home.  So these girls were exaclty the kind of girls I got into game to meet.  I’m focused on my boys though, so we have a proper stomp kinda near the girls and then we drift away without thinking about it….

We go outside for a smoke and see them by the heat lamp.  Boom.  We open them in a super casual way.  It didn’t even feel like opening.  This is what I’ve done thousands of time.  We roll into conversation and my girl is just super cool.  She’s really pretty and got good vibes.  We chat about this and that.  She brings up loving travel and other things.  We keep overhearing YumYum.  He is saying the weirdest stuff.  But somehow the girl is loving it.  I learned a lot off him last night.  Talk about not caring.  It is really powerful.  So we chat to the girls for a while and Iceberg is just rolling with it and hanging with us.  Normally 3 guys and 2 girls would be weird.  But this wasn’t a pickup club and none of us had that vibe.  It was just like a group of cool people partying.

We go back inside together for a stomp in the laser room.  I love lasers and at some point texted my house mate demanding to know why we don’t have a laser in our apartment.  Hehe.  So the girls go to the bathroom and I just have a good stomp with the boys.  I didn’t even see them come back in.  We see them by the stage getting hit on by two dudes in matching black vests.  I really just don’t care.  I need to care even less though.  We go up and dance with them a bit and ignore the dudes.  The girls just became part of our good time.

Then I forget what happened, but we split up from them for a while again.  We split up and ran into them 4-5 times.  It’s so good to be in a club doing what I love.  So that even when I’m not talking to girls I can have a really good time.  To be honest if it had been a trance club I wouldn’t have even talked to the girls.  I’m so into that music.  But it was a cool time and we would drift and catch them and dance a bit.  Then drift off and do our thing.  We just went to the room that had the music we liked, rather than the girls in it.

We go outside to talk to our two girls and are sitting snuggled up with them to stay warm.  They confess that Yum’s girl has a scottish fetish and mine has a beard fetish.  Sweet!  I am not acting like my normal self.  I basically didn’t do any kino on my girl.  I was in just such a mellow mood.  I really liked talking to this girl.  She kept filling the silences.  I respect normal conversation.  Plus she’s ridden in a helicopter.  I feel it’s time to split the girls up so I take mine in for a stomp.  We are on the dancefloor and find Iceberg to join us.  We can see Yum getting dragged up the stairs to the balcony by his girl and suddenly she just pulls him down onto the couch.  We start laughing.  Eventually all 5 of us are dancing again then the girls go off to the toilets.

I might have this out of order.  If that’s the case blame the drugs.  But I am dancing with my girl on the dancfloor and the vest guys show up.  They start trying to game our girls and man do I not care.  One tries to amog Yums by saying he smells.  Yums couldn’t care less.  They physically get between us and the girls.  Now I find agression boring and Iceberg is huge.  But whatever.  We are in our own world and ignore the dudes.  I see the guy take off his sunglasses to put on my girl.  He takes a pic of her with her camera.  I’m like oh she is stealing those.  I come up to her a little later and we start grinding right there.  Safe…

We get distracted by music and change rooms some.  We see the girls in the smoking section later and we are snuggled on the ground.  She asks if Yum likes her friend, because she really likes him.  Safe.  I say of course and that I’m just talking to her so he can talk to his girl.  A little push pull.  But it wasn’t strategic.  It was me being my normal jokey self.  Then my girl starts taking pictures and I mention how every dude has taken pictures with them, but not me yet.  So we take 3 photos.  The last one is me in almost kiss position.  Then we do kiss and she is a really sweet kisser.  It was really nice at first there was no tongue and slowly she worked towards it.  It was refreshing.  When I pull away I say “interesting.”  She goes “what?”  I immediately say “interesting good!”  Phew. I explain why I liked it so we kiss some more.  It’s nice.  Then vest boy shows up to ask for his glasses back.  She compains to me about how he wouldn’t leave her alone and he only talked to her about drugs and not normal stuff.  All into my knowledge bank.

We tell the girls we are gonna leave with Iceberg, but then we decide to stay with them for another hour for the main dj.  They dance near the front and Yums and I dance on our own.  The girls didn’t even know we were there.  It really built up their attraction.  His nonchalance is powerful.  I kept wanting to go dance with the girls but he wouldn’t let me.  So with 5 minutes to go we join them at the front for the last song.  Right after they run off so Yums and I slowly go get our coats.  He thinks they’ve gone home, but I know they got stuff in the cloak room so they hit the toilets on the way out.  Ha!  I’ve finally understood something about girls.  I feel so smart today.

We wait outside the exit and have a smoke.  The girls come find us and we jump in a cab to mine.  Unfortunately my girl has to work today.  So they have to take a train back to Oxford right away.  We don’t even go inside my apartment.  My girl tells me that if she comes in she’ll never leave.  It was sweet.  We kissed a lot in the taxi and on the walk to the station.  She pointed out that I always make a noise after we kiss.  Like mmmm.  Delicious noise you know?  So then I am like ok let me try again.  So we kiss really long and then I make no noise.  She is like you want to don’t you!  And I was like No!…….ok Yes!  We are giggling and snuggling.

Then they are off on the train home.  I only got my girl’s number on the way to the station.  I decided when I met them to stick to my plan of not getting numbers.  I know Yum’s girl really likes him so hopefully things will go smooth.  They were really cool, pretty girls that like to do what I like to do.  And I am into that.