So one of my recent guys and I have been hanging out a ton lately. There is nothing I enjoy more than hanging out with a student that I have turned into a badass wing and friend. Of course this is a story of a different sort.

On Saturday this dude was in a restaurant bar eating dinner alone when he sees three girls throwing back the drinks and decides to join in the conversation. It’s amazing how many epic stories start with just one little decision. The first step seems hardest of all, except when we look at it with hindsight.

Fast forward a few hours and he’s partying with them in their strip club and throwing back the overpriced cocktails. He gets the number of the loudest and craziest one after a night of intense partying and trouble making. He texts her the next day and gets no reply so he figures that it’s dead. C’est la vie.

Ever since I learned the right way to spell that, I love typing it.

Late night Sunday she texts him saying she wants to meet up on Monday. So he suggests taking her out to dinner and maybe a few drinks. She’s like how about we just chill at your place. This is the ultimate sign that she just wants to bang. She doesn’t even want the free dinner first!

But this is also where I’m crashing this week, since I’m visiting him. So I get the boot when she comes over. I drove 8 hours that day and I spend an hour falling asleep in a restaurant and then another hour trying to sleep by the pool while he’s doing his thing to her.

The finally chip off and I hit the sack. Right where he smashed her.

A few days later she wants to party and he tells her to bring one of her friends for me. So on Thursday I go out and get loaded up on booze and ready to party. He texts me a little later telling me they have some specific booze requests. Needless to say they want some gross watermelon flavored stripper booze. The lady in the WinnDixie knew exactly what was up. I made sure to have her tell everyone else in the store that I normally buy tough guy liquor.

So the girls go to some bar on the way back to our party pad and he goes to meet them on his way back from work. I have to cruise over from the apartment. A silly little 5 minute drive to meet them up. His girl is loud as hell and people are all moving away from her. She’s got about 15 piercings and 40 tattoos and she is the type of girl that shouts all the time. Right behind her and her buddy is a lovely pair of blonds that I just want to dive right into. But I gotta back my boy up and these girls are already coming back to ours.

The girl he got for me is a cute little brunette. As soon as I make eye contact with my dude we signal that we gotta get these girls outa public. It’s straight embarassing to be around girls that are so loud and obnoxious.

We bounce them back to the pad and start doing drinks. It’s quickly apparent that his girl runs the club where these girls dance. She’s one of those girls that shouts that she is an expert at everything. So she immediately takes over the drink pouring duties. If you like half your booze getting poured on the counter and drinks that taste awful, I can give you this girls contact details. It’s amazing how delusional some people can be.

I go back out with the friend to get some soda to mix with their drinks and I notice a bigass child seat in the back of her car. She’s like ya I got 2 kids and I live with my grandmother. I was like that’s awesome. Normally I would be way outa the scene by now. It’s just too much baby mama drama, but this girl’s body is tight.

Back in the condo we are blasting back drinks and I start escalating the hell outa my girl. I start talking to her about talents and she tells us all that her main talent is making her butt and snatch snap separately. She then stripped from the waist down and showed us. It was impressive but I’m not really sure how it was sexy. Way to scientific looking for me.

We are getting blasted and end up doing chicken fights in the pool. Tops are getting ripped off and our old creepy neighbor is watching like a hawk. He’s just circling the pool like my dog used to when it thought I was drowning as a kid.

We are getting completely dominated because the other team has like 50% more mass than us. So we keep working on strategies. In the final round I drop down super low, grab my friend’s dong, and then blast up so she can push the other girl over. We have a sweet victory.

I take her back inside and we start making out. I look at the door and I’m like do I need to lock that? I don’t really want to lose my groove so I ignore it. I pop her top off and I’m trying to reach behind me for a condom when the main stripper busts in and shuts us down. The girl is just shouting and wants more drinks.

So the mood is broken and we all are back outside chilling more. About 15 minutes later the blond stripper shouts that the 3 of them need to have a meeting in the condo. She runs over and locks me outa my own place. I was going to go hunting all night for ladies with one of my homies from London, and I even told him when I went home that something like this would happen to me.

So my homey had the first threesome of his life and even smashed in the brunette bareback in the bootie. That’s some serious shenanigans.

Like I always say, I get my students laid.

I’m damn happy for him but next time I’m hiding a book by the pool.

SEE, I can post stories where I’m not the hero.

So I realize that there are so many changes I want to make to this blog.  The main thing is that I want it to be the main focus of my life again.  I went from writing hundreds of posts a year to a couple dozen.  And that’s no good.  Also I seem to only be writing theory and educational posts.  I don’t want to give you guys the impression that my life has slowed down one bit.  I just made this decision that I should stop writing field reports now that I’m pretty well known as a dating coach.  But man I don’t wanna lose an image I spent years developing as a bad boy.

So let me tell you about last Saturday.  I bring up this night not because it’s exceptional but because it was like a Phoenix rising from the ashes.  I’m often paranoid when I’m around other pickup artists or really good looking guys.  I know it’s something that most other people don’t notice because I have a really highly developed ability for hiding my fears and acting anyways.  It’s what makes me such a force of nature when it comes to pickup.

So I’m about to go out with this new local dude Low0r.  We have talked online and he’s emailed me for advice in the past.  We just haven’t hung out before.  The guy is like a huge my name is earl with no mustache.  And he’s hilarious.  About 20 minutes before we are about to go out together he lets me know that we are going out with 2 other dudes.  So these guys roll into my place at like 8 or something which is wicked early in this country town unfortunately.  I break out the beers and we chill for a few minutes.  One of the friends starts telling me how it’s an honor to meet me and how pickup artists and coaches like me totally changed his life.

Low0r is totally worried that I’ll be embarassed.  That shows exactly how much he doesnt’ know me.  I am getting off on this 100%.  Who doesn’t want to be told that they are awesome.  So when you meet me and the truth is that just about anyone who emails me eventually gets to because I love traveling and partying so much, make sure to say it’s an honor to meet me or something.

It was like when a highlander cuts off another highlander’s head and there is all this lightening and then the guy has like twice as much power.

My game simply exploded.

We went to at least 7 bars.  And each bar I would open a set and be KILLING IT.  And of course the 4th guy who I haven’t mentioned because he was so negative would complain and demand that we change bars.  Normally I hate that.  But I was unstoppable.  Set.  Set.  Set.

I did a couple of things that are especially amazing.  I took a picture of every girl as I got her phone number.  I NEVER remember to do that.  So I woke up Sunday with faces to go with the numbers.  It really helped me to decide which girl I was more attracted to and helped motivate me to call.  Usually I suck about texting a girl because I don’t remember what she looks like.  And I hate the facebook exchange because let’s just say my page isn’t flattering to girls who are looking for boyfriends.  I am a whore when it comes to club pictures with girls.  I don’t care.

So we go from bar to bar to bar.  And this dude is pouring vodka down my throat and who am I to say no?  So I am blasted.

I remember meeting a bunch of girls having a birthday party.  I dropped one of my BEST openers “Are you guys really friendly or really mean, because I don’t want to talk to mean girls” – That’s right.  I’m giving you solid gold in the middle of a story.  It’s like a reward for actually reading this post.  And I’ll tell you right now that that opener works like 100% of the time for me, so it should work at least 90% of the time for you.  Nobody actually admits to being mean.  Most dictators self-justify their actions.

So I bought a round of shots.  I never buy drinks for girls, but I do honor the birthday party.  If you have seen my birthday party pics from 2009 you will understand just how seriously I take this event.

So then we are a bar later.  And I meet this Brazilian girl.  Her sweater matches her hat and that’s all I have to say.  I get her number and take a photo.

And here is where we have a blank space.  Now I spoke to the other dudes this weekend and apparently I was killing it at at least 2-3 more bars.

Then we end up at the late night bar where I am supposed to meet the Giraffe and her roommate who hates me.  Both of these girls are WAY bigger than me.  They are former major athletes and were super successful.  I found out from Low0r that I was killing it with 2 stunning German girls with the Giraffe shows up and I just walked away.  That is CLASSIC me.  I always forget girls and stuff.  It’s why I need a handler.  I can close any set but I forget and get distracted.  I think I have the pickup artist version of ADD.

So everyone goes home and stuff.  I don’t really notice.  I end up with my two giants in another late night dance club.  We are downing drinks but I sure don’t remember.

I made out with both girls and eventually we end up in a big pile in my bed.  Where I pull the classic move of being too drunk to fuck and passing out.

A few weeks ago I was covering for another teacher at this uni I have been teaching at. I did a 1on1 4 hour English lesson with this super rich Kazakhstani dude. We were chilling. Basically unlike most douche bag English teachers I can talk to rich people about normal things like badass high end clubs and beautiful women. So we connected and I almost got him to buy a table at Jalouse through my homey. I gave him my connections number there and thought I would never see the dude again

last week I got asked to cover all 3 days with the dude. Of course! It was badass. He realized that the uni is crap and that an mba from there won’t actually help him, so all week we just chilled. He took me out to lunch all three days, gave me a carton of parliament ciggies, invited me to visit his homeland to hunt wolves and asked me to come to a high end brothel with him.

This last one really freaked me out at first. I was like isn’t this a moral decision? I guess only if people find out. I gave him a tentative yes, but then I texted like 5 of my friends. They all offered to go in my place. So then I talked to my house mate. I figured if anyone would talk me out of it, it would be him. He was like go for it. It seems like a badass experience.

So we meet and jump in a taxi right at 7. we saw from the website that this is when all the girls start their shifts. He originally wanted to go right after out lesson at 2, but then there would only have been 2 girls there. A big part of me was nervous about him paying etc. but I just put that to the back of my mind and did something I normally would never do.

We get there and have to pay this creepy dude 20 pounds each to go inside. There is a locker room, steam room, showers and a sauna. Hence the fact that the sign calls it a sauna. We have to go into the locker room and change into towels. It’s obvious we have never been there before as we keep getting lost. Then we don’t know if we keep our boxers under our towels.

Finally I am like fuck it let’s do this and I just skin up. He does the same. We go into the lounge. By lounge I mean room with 18 pros staring at us. We are nervous as shit. I don’t know why he is bc he has been to dozens of these before. So he tells the girls that I have low self confidence. It’s kinda funny. I gauge the reactions of the girls to see which ones I’m afraid of. Haha

it takes us about 10 minutes to choose the ones we like. Basically only a few of the girls were actually cute in my opinion. I got this blond girl who looked Russian. She was really stunning but actually Spanish. His girl was Brazilian. This meant they could talk shop in Spanish. Fair enough.

We go up to the vip room and man it was one small vip room. We could never be more than 10 feet apart. He of course pays for everything up front, including an hour with the girls. The total cost from walking us both in to partying for an hour was 690 pounds. He just paid cash. I think he was really intent on impressing me. I think there is something cool about taking your English teacher to a hor house. I certainly wasn’t complaining.

It took a few minutes to get going, but then it was on. She just threw a condom on me and started blowing. I’m sitting in a chair next to my boss getting the same action. It was so cool. After all of my previous group sex experiences, close proximity to another dude fucking doesn’t affect me. They moved to the bed while I got a badass bj. It actually wasn’t the best of my life, the mouse was still better. Maybe I should tell her?

This girl was definitely the hottest girl I’ve ever played with. She had beautiful natural breasts and just everything was smooth and nice. After a bit we joined the other two on the bed and started fucking. We did a good set of positions. My boss finished after about 20 minutes. I was like dude? We are on the clock!

I smashed my girl for a good 30 minutes and then gave her a 5 minute break. The other girl was like dude wtf are you doing you’re going to break her! And my boss was like fuck! My girl was like I can handle it ok! Aahahah. The best part was a bigass mirror right in front of the bed so I could see myself smashing this girl. I could really see how much better shape I am in. I still got 5 more kg to go, but that is another blog post. Hehe.

After a little break we got back too it. Soon she was covered in my sweat and body hair. I shed like a damn golden retriever. Oh well. She did make me do about 90% of the work and every time I slowed down she was like come on baby you’re not tired are you??? she got on top once per session for like 2 minutes. I mean I know she probably had 10 more dudes to go that night, but seriously.

At one point she did say something telling. She said that it’s really hard for girls in her profession to ever find guys. They just have no ability to trust men anymore. I think this has a lot to do with my boss being married with 3 kids and not so much about me. But I think it’s reasonable. With what I have seen of women in the last 2 years a lot of my beliefs have been shattered.

So I slammed this girl for the full 60 minutes. She kept saying how bad she wanted me to come. I wonder if she gets in trouble if I dont. I almost got that impression. So finally I came at the last possible moment. It was awesome. She was like wtf? That’s not very much milk for so much work! I was like I’m not a cow! She loved it and laughed and repeated it.

I think that was the one moment where she actually thought something was funny. Like the real her happened, but only for like 5 seconds. I am not stupid enough to think that we had a real connection. I have read about a lot of guys paying pros and then trying to game them. The only way to make a girl on the game like you more is to pay her more money.

Overall my experience was awesome. I felt so relaxed. It was really nice to have sex without a load of bullshit. If I was rich I would definitely have a new vice. I mean amazing sex with a beautiful woman and she doesn’t give you shit afterward. After all the shit I have been dealing with lately with other girls in my life, it was just so refreshing.

I felt so relaxed afterward and I ran some supertight sets as well. Both sets are still texting me and I have a date with one tonight. I never thought I would pay for it, but this year I had been considering it. Just as an experience, so when it came my way I did it.

I just spent a weekend with my man October, and with how much fun that was I realized I fucking love real girls and pros aren’t a replacement.

I am proud of all of my ex-students, but the one who shines the most is my man October.  He did a single lesson with me and became a machine.  His blog is basically my favorite one to read.  He is having threesomes and skinny dipping parties constantly.  So when he told me he was coming down for the Mehow conference I knew we needed to link up.

On our 1on1 we almost had a spitroast and as I hoped, lightening struck twice.  It’s funny because we both rock beards.  I was helping out on a LoveSystems bootcamp for my man Mr M, so I couldn’t really focus on October til my students were taken care of. He has some really good panache and I was dressed to the 9s, so it was on.  He opened a girl and she loved him but walked off.  I walk by a minute later and eye fuck her big time.  While I’m talking to him she walks up.  They start talking and there is massive sexual tension.  I know enough to keep my mouth shut.  If he is attraction, then I am either comfort or silence.

Once she is amped up (after about 5 minutes) I join the conversation.  Just close talking and Shane Game.  She starts thinking that me and October are a couple and starts throwing that shit test our way.  I just ask her which one of us is hotter.  She can’t decide.  Translation – It is ON like Donkey Kong.  So we do some 3way grinding, with her in the middle you perverts!!!  It was cool and sexy.  I try to isolate her by saying let’s go get a shot.  Now I tried my Orpheus move.  I just walked without looking back and assuming that she was following.  This move only works when it is super on.  It was me and then her and then October.  So I didn’t grab her arm for the isolation.

She says she can’t go away from her friends and we lose her.  It’s not a problem, we will just come back later.  In a bit I am outside with Doc and I just ignore her.  She grabs me and rubs her face on mine and says I am her new best friend to Doc.  It was awesome.  I couldn’t get a kiss outa her though.  It is clear this girl needed to be extracted.  Later on the three of us are trying to leave.  She doesn’t want to leave her friends as it is a girl’s birthday.

We are near the door chatting and trying to amp up her BT (Buying Temperature).  Her friend comes over and yells at her and makes her cry.  GAME OVER.  There is basically nothing to be done at this point.  October left before I did, but he was right.  As soon as a girl cries, flee the set.  That is my advice.

We chilled again the next night, but we were both so tired that nothing came of it.  It’s hard to get energy when you can’t give energy.  Also, I met his man Machine.  That guy is really cool.  Don’t wanna forget that.  I really want to get enough breathing room in my schedule to visit these guys in Cambridge.

My first fetish party.  It blew my mind right out of my skull.  I saw some of the most beautiful women and some of the stragest dudes.  It was so amazing.  LondonPlayboy and FreedomOfSpeech brought me along with a crew of their friends.  I went out in latex tights, ninja shoes, little black wings, a futuristic gas mask and no shirt.  I just got really into the zone and I felt comfortable all night without a shirt.  It was one of my big challenges for the year and I really broke through some of my body issues.

I hung out with different friends throughout the night and I also spent some time wandering around a lot.  There were some really strange things and some magnificent things.  I don’t have to strength to describe it all.  But I really learned a lot and I recommend it for expanding your horizons.  There were a few puas there that I mostly avoided.  I said hi to all my friends and stuff, but I was again pretty introspective.  I didn’t talk with my mask on all night and around 5am or something this small girl came up to me.  She kept talking to me and trying to guess what country I was from.  She looked over 30 and had a tight little body in her latex dress.

I just grabbed her and told her that I was going to fuck her.  Then I dragged her to the couple’s room where we waited in line for 30 minutes or something before we entered the unltimate chamber of debauchery.  I saw some really intense things. Some of the hottest girls in my life were in there getting fucked right in front of me.  I had wanted to try out some sub stuff, but all the girls in the club seemed like subs to me.  So I just took the bull by the horns and threw the girls mouth on my dick and fucked her like crazy.  I shoved it in her ass for a while ( i think…i was pretty fucked by this point).  I was mostly looking at the room to see all the other crazy shit happening.  After we finished I chipped off and never saw her again.  I never learned her name.

It was a really cool and crazy experience.  When I finally got home on my own and freezing in my outfit I discovered that my hands and boxers were covered in blood.  That wasn’t on my list of goals but it seems to have happened to every other guy I know, so I guess life is moving forward.  I am definately gonna explore more fetish parties in the future.  I like the openess there and the good vibe.

Goals for 2009

professional
graduate with merit or better for my ma
become a university teacher
write my ebook
convert it to ipod app
finish paladin seduction web page
finish all websites
finish comedy book
dj in a london club once a week by july
dj in ibiza
get interviewed on tv
build a mailing list

finish developing shane game
sports
stop drinking soda
fight a kickboxing match
run a 5k by July
run a 10k by December
go snowboarding
go to 2 mma fights
compete in martial arts
climb 2 mountains

social/personal goals
see 1 play a month
see 1 opera
see 1 ballet
see 2 magicians
see stand-up comedy 5 times
go to 3 trance festivals
go to a comic convention
go to an anime convention
go to a ufo convention
go to 10 raves alone
watch a movie in every European language
watch all of Fullmetal Alchemist in Japanese
go to a video game competition
go to a strongest man competition
try out for 10 tv game shows
compete on a tv game show
see top 10 Djs in the world
see #11-20 Djs
go to a trance festival in the netherlands

personal growth
take a survivalist course
kill an animal
reconnect with my religion
earn my nlp practitioner
get back hair lasered
learn all 2000 japanese kanji
pass level3 Japanese exam in December
collect 10 new flags
finish Project Rockstar reading list
go out with the Brazilians from kickboxing
ride in a helicopter
compete in a costume contest

sexual goals/expand horizons
go to a fetish store
go to a fetish party
go to a club topless
experiment with fetishes
-vampire
-sub
-public sex
-militaria
-asian
have anal sex
have a 3some (2 girls)
have sex in a club
kiss a princess
kiss a celebrity
kiss a professional athlete
kiss an olympian
explore tantra
video myself having sex
take sex pics

maybes
fight a stranger
compete in a video game comp
tantra weekend
put sex vid on internet

lifetime goals
parachute
parachute halo jump
backpack 1 month in europe

psycho-cyber goals
nice guy
women love me
popular
love my body
deep sense of self
back in touch with my religion
free from outside influence
leader

So I went out with the guys from play the game last nite.  What a sick crew.  We all went out to a vip club and everyone brought a ton of girls.  It was just a wild free for all.  I brought a cute Korean girl from my class at school and she brought her sexier Korean friend.  As soon as I saw her I thought, nice that girl is sexy.  I was flirting with her right away.

I was chilling with them inside the club and she tells the girl form my class that I remind her of the movie Hitch.  My classmate starts laughing and tells her that I’m like hitch and I’m an instructor.  I just roll through and don’t talk about it anymore.  I certainly don’t tell them that our crew is filled with instructors and former students.

Inside the club I isolated her and tried to kiss her, but she told me she was conservative.  I spent the night bouncing around with the other guys and getting super drunk at our table.  I started chilling with this really cute girl Mystel brought out and I dragged her to the dance floor.  She was being cute and I went direct on her by saying that all the guys were staring at us because she was so sexy.  To be fair one old creepy guy was staring.

Needless to say while I’m all close to her the Koreans walk by and then chip off. I think to myself, well there goes that set.  Guess I’m in this one for the duration.  We bounce all over the club and I take her outside for a smoke.  I was trying to build up the kino but she was being really slow.  It wasn’t a no, so I heard not yet.  Eventually, I lose her in the crowd as I go looking for the rest of my crew.  I brought out a bunch of x-students and wanted to see if they were rocking out.  They are all cool dudes, so it was pretty safe.

I run into the Koreans and isolate mine right away.  I leave the girl from my class talking to Mystel or one of my other wings, I can’t remember.  I just spin the girl and kiss her.  I used my alpha kiss and it was on the money.  Then we go back to see the other girl and she is wasted.  Big Time.  So they go to the bathroom and are talking in Korean.

I spin around and start working the Finnish girl that Mystel brought again.  We are dancing and it’s all really sexy.  Becksters girl is there messing around too and just making me look cooler than I am.  I am all up on this girl and then the Danish girl I’ve been texting for two weeks sees me.  I didn’t recognize her at first.  Two weeks is like eternity for me you know….

So girls keep seeing me with other girls.  I absolutely don’t care as I’m just drunk as hell and flowing from girl to girl.  Then the girl from my class shows up without her friend.  I can’t really understand where her friend went.  I thought she said home.  I’m like well…damn.  So I drag my classmate towards the bar and I start trying to kiss her.  She saw me kiss her friend ten minuts earlier.  She asks why I want to kiss her.  So I tell her I want to kiss her because I think she’s pretty.  So then we kiss some.

We go and find the friend and I make my 3some intentions very clear.  The friend is up for it.  Big Time.  It takes ages to get our coats and by then some other jazz happens and I lose my nerve on that point.  I let the classmate go home alone, as I’ve already fooled around and regretted it with another girl in my class.  So I take the friend back to my house and try out all the stuff Sebastian taught me.

I came on her face.  Put 3 fingers in her ass to prep her for anal.  I came on her face.  I dominated her like crazy.  I had her toss my salad.  I made her squirt.  I tried out a couple of other hand moves he taught.  They were all money.  I took some sex pictures.  She even blew me on my back porch while I smoked a cigarette.  And in the morning when we woke up she tried to resist, but I made her go down on me again.

Here’s the story.

Direct = powerful.  Dominance is awesome.  Social proof and tight inner game are money.  If you let your confidence slip you can lose the threesome.  I decided a 100% chance of sex was better than a good chance of a 3some.  Next time I will choose the other way.

PS It was Magic Man’s leaving do.  There was a bunch of other stuff that happened but I do wanna say that he is money in the bank.  It is a damn shame this guy is leaving town because his game is tight.  Plus he is an awesome dude.  Gotta throw him into my lay report fo sho.

PPS I gotta thank Vercetti too.  I was on one of his challenges starting thursday.  5 more days to go.

So last nite I was out with a new student.  Unfortunately, he forgot his ID and couldn’t get into the club.  It was a shame because I think it would have been a really good night.  I met up for a student night with Mr M, LondonSoul, Sebastian Drake, Switch and some of our best students.  My thing with the girl from Friday got boring, as she decided to start playing games…but that’s another post.

I met Starlight’s business partner and we went for a stroll through the club.  I blew open a few sets as I was in super mood to make up for the other thing.  I somehow number-closed a German girl in like 5 minutes.  I found her number in my phone today and she’s already texted back once.  Who knew?  My game has drastically shifted into a combination of Shane, Soul and Sebastian Drake.  3S game. HEhe.  I was pretty drunk as I had two glasses of wine and a vodka/redbull that the dude bought me.  Gross, but I totally drank it.  I can’t handle lots of caffiene or alcohol so that’s all it took.

I bounced around talking to my boys and stuff and Switch wasn’t feeling the club at all, so we went outside for a smoke and just chilled.  I got to see his style up close and personal.  It’s tight as a drum.  The guy is operating on an amazing level.  He really just doens’t care.  And that makes it so powerful.  So we just start opening everyone who walks by.  Some random young dude is all up my butt and starts just chatting to me and yapping about how cool I am.  He is like have you read The Game?  I was like dude,  I have instructed at their bootcamps.  Have a nice night.  I mean what am I supposed to do?  Sometimes I just want to go out and chill and take time off from instructing.  And for the last month I have been trying to get alone time with Switch.

Soul speaks really highly of him.  They are best friends.  And my rule is that if Soul likes something I like it.  He has been right with every piece of advice he has dropped on me so far.  I met Switch for the first time a month ago.  We chatted for five minutes, but I was intrigued.

So we’re in the smoking section and I’m just absorbing the concept of his game.  His inner game is tight as a drum.  He just keeps running sets and talking to girls.  He just flirts with whoever comes by.  He opens with compliments.   But he does it in a really powerful way that I can replicate in person, but I struggle to explain in just words.

Anyways he sees two girls that Sebastian met.  He calls them over and we start chatting.  It’s a blond and a proper Chinese girl.  Guess which one I wanted.  The Chinese girls is 20, studying philosophy and insanely hot.  She had the best body I’ve seen in person on an Asian girl.  All natural too.  So we are chatting like ten minutes.  Ten minutes in Switch turns to me and says ok we’re leaving let’s all go get our coats.  The girls step ahead and he goes follow my lead.  Don’t do anything weird and just do what I say.  At first my instinct was ego-protection.  I wanted to say what the F man?  Don’t you know who I am.  Then I reined that in and remembered that I just want to learn from Switch and spend time with him.

I just stick to super low-variance game and totally follow his lead.  I focus on keeping the girls separated and distracted.  We get our coats as somehow there is finally no line.  We leave the club and the girls keep asking where we’re going.  We are going to a better party and he keeps saying he has a couple ideas.  They love it.  Five minutes later we’re at the bus stop standing there about to jump on the bus to his apartment for the week in London.  Suddenly, the blond girl is like hell no I’m not going home with you.  Even though she said she had nothing to do tomorrow, suddenly she claims to have lectures in the morning.  I know my job and I get a pillar between the two pairs.  So I am isolated with my girl and chatting.

She asks me if I’m gay.  I’m like you must be joking.  Would a gay guy do this?  And I pull her in to kiss.  She says sorry I’m just not feeling it.  You understand right?  I ignore it and let it flow.  I should let you know that I’m wearing a new outfit which replicates one of my favorite Shane looks.  I’m like babe I’m dressed like a gay woman.  I don’t say it, I just think it dudes.

Anyways, we keep chatting and suddenly Switch is hailing a cab and we all get in.  I was so hungry and we were next to a pizza place, but Switch didn’t say I could eat something.  I’m totally focused on just doing whatever he tells me.  I have faith.  In the cab it’s girl girl me.  And Switch facing backwards.  Suddenly he tells me to sit on the backwards seat next to him.  I just do it.  I’m not questioning anything.  I’m totally compliant.  If there’s one thing I know it’s that there can only be one chef in the kitchen.  The cab pulls up to his place and he asks the girls to each bust out some money.  They end up paying for the whole ride.

We start walking to his apartment and the girls keep talking about playstation karaoke.  Wow that sounds like a lot of fun.  I am just keeping as much space between the two pairs as I can.  I want as much isolated conversation as possible.  Every time these girls talk to each other, they start talking about going home.  It’s so insane.

We get into the apartment and start trying to pick a movie.  I back Switch up perfectly and force the girls into choosing “The Girl Next Door.”  Like I really wanna watch that movie.  I realize that I’m in Freedom of Speech’s aparment.  I have somehow never met him.  We talked via email about me moving into this very apartment a few months ago.  He gave a talk to the rockstars on the night of my final university essay in August.  So I wasn’t there.  And now he’s on vacation somewhere and I’m in his apartment.  Surreal.

Switch just keeps controlling every aspect of the situation.  Cuts the lights and sits us boy girl boy girl.  I am watching him like a hawk.  He puts an arm around his girl, I put an arm around mine.  I am 100% mirroring him.  Eventually, we both have and arm around a girl and her hand locked into ours.  It’s just slow, sexual kino compliance building.  That’s big talk for we are touching them in a sensual, masculine way.  He tells his girl to check out his room.  They turn the corner and we hear a loud THUMP.  I turn to my girl and I’m like I guess their banging.  She is like hmm…  So I kiss her.

It was really interesting.  She is proper Chinese and lived their til she was 10.  So she has got a really unique style.  We are making out like crazy and I’m trying to rip off her sexy dress.  Her tits are huge and I’m here to play.  When a girl calls me gay now I wanna bang her so hard.  So we are making out and I got my hand down her shirt and she’s like I have a boyfriend.  I’m like I just wanna be your friend.  We are just two friends who make each other feel nice.  I just keep breezing through her resistance.  Ignore and ignore.  She is like I should have told you earlier.  Her words are negative but her body is escalating.  And her body felt so nice, I’m getting hard right now writing this….

So we are grinding and I’m putting her hand on my throbbing cock.  She tells me her boyfriends name and I’m like cool.  She seems to be comfortable with me playing with her tits and putting her hand on me, but not letting me get in between her legs.  I try to get her to go down on me but no dice there.  Maybe I should have tried freeze outs, but I went with a different tactic.  I just pull it out.  I get her titties out and we are grinding like 17year olds.  And then the Freedom of Speech’s roomate comes out to make some coffee.  The guy has a strange gift.  Somehow he doens’t break her state.

He takes like 5 minutes and then leaves.  We get back to grinding.  Switch and the blond come back and the blond is like I want to go home.  I am so annoyed.  Switch keeps telling her to stop being lame.  Me and my girl are like let us finish the movie, give us ten or twenty more minutes.  Finally she gets the message and leaves.  We get back to grinding.  I am like let me see your pussy.  She is like waht?  I keep pushing and she’s like I gotta see my boyfriend tomorrow.  This is with her tonge in my mouth and my cock in her hand.  Plus her titties are out.  And boys they were luscious.  Huge.  Soft.  With light brown nips.  So I’m rubbing my bare cock on her and she finally let’s me feel how hairy she is.  The answer is mostly shaved.  But that’s as far as I get.

So I’m like ok.  You make me so hard.  You are so sexy.  Where do you want me to come?  Inside you?  In your mouth?  On your face?  Or on your tits?   She is like how about on my tummy? I’m like ok.  She is on top of me with her hand on my cock, rubbing it against her belly.  Her dress is still on there and I’m like baby I’m about to come.  She is like dude I’m gonna have to get this dress dry cleaned.  But she isn’t stopping.  I’m ready to blow.  And then Switch and the blond come back in.  She is like I’m ready to go home.  I’m like of course.  This girl is killing me.  This time they actually leave.

And I’m on another Vercetti challenge.  I haven’t beat off in 2 days.  Which is an eternity for me.  So needless to say my balls are smurf blue right now.  Before the girl leaves I do make her kiss my bare cock.  That’s two girls that have done that in the last 10 days.  My game really explodes when I don’t beat off.  Anyways the girls are gone.

Switch was like dude you were perfect.  We had a really long chat after that.  He is an amazing guy.  We talked about where I am in life, game, as an instructor.   We talked about Soul and Virgo.  Travel and religion.  It was really nice to just connect with the dude.  We are definately hanging out again while he’s in town.  I can definately say that this guy is bringing a lot to the table and his game is amazing.  It’s simple and sublime.  If you get a chance to be around him, take it!

This is an extensive field report, but I think you will enjoy it!  Last Sunday night I was out with Virgo near our apartments.  We went out with his pivot who I have a major crush on her and I was running progressive Shane and honesty game.  I really like her and she is the kinda girl that could make me take some time off from the botherhood – tall, beautiful, smart and good at fashion.  Anyways, this story isn’t about her.  After she and Ghost went to their respective homes, we bounced to another club looking for Mr M and Braddock.

They weren’t around so we just chatted up some cute girls.  I ran into this Italian girl that had been super into me and then cancelled our date the week earlier.  I super didn’t care.  She sets up another date with me and then I start talking to her friend.  She is really frisky and seems interesting.  She tells me that she thinks Virgo smells nice.  I know what that means, so I shove them behind the barrier outside the club where the Italian girl can’t see.  We are drunk and bounce out of there.  She stays behind.  I already got her number so whatever.  Virgo and I go back to our favorite bar.  We grab one last drink and then head home.  Of course we run into these girls in an alley.  We bounce the girl back to Virgo’s.  But it was such a battle getting her into the taxi etc.  We get her back there and start having some beers.

We keep escalating, but there is so much LMR. We play Truth or Dare and almost spin the bottle.  But I act like i’m 14.  I’m not actually 14.  The good thing is that Virgo and I are just hanging out.  I mean she is making out with both of us, but the girl is 19 and has only been with 3 guys.  This is pretty outside of her reality.  We keep pushing and she is willing to do some escalation with one or the other of us.  The main problem is that Virgo is being weird.  He keeps resisting my leadership and negging the girl.  He never does this, but we are with her in bed and he keeps saying how her hair smells like beer.  I couldn’t get him to stop.  So finally the girl comes back to mine.

I enjoy another 2 hours of LMR in my bedroom.  I mean she is really sexy and lets me suck on her titties for a while and finally kisses my cock once before she leaves for the night.  But I really wanted to slip it in you know?  I was sooooo horny dudes.

Of course there is part two.  I think that I’ll never hear from the girl again, but I think fuck it.  I’ll try.  So I send her a text asking her to meet both of us for a drink that night.  She replies at 11:30 or something when I’m running super tight model game in south London.  Simply too far away.  I get home too late to hit it.  Shame.  We set up 1 or 2 more dates that I blow off bc I’m so exhausted.

We end up having our 3way date the next week.  Mr M is out and about.  He can’t believe what we’re up to.  It’s so crazy.  We bounce around a few clubs and bars.  Get some drinks in.  Then head back to Virgo’s again.  We spend all night trying to escalate.  It’s so annoying after a while.  Virgo has this dude staying on his couch that just won’t leave.  I mean the guy was ok at first.  He was supposed to find a flat weeks ago, but he’s made himself very comfortable and show’s no signs of leaving….  I am alone with the girl in the front room and this dude shows up.  Rather than go into the bedroom while I’m with the girl, he sits near us and starts playing on his laptop.  Super creepy.  So I grab the girl and drag her into the bedroom.

It’s such an epic LMR battle.  At one point Virgo goes to the bathroom when I tell him to get me some water.  The second he’s gone from the room her knees are by her ears and I’m slipping it in.  Of course, rather than give me the 15 minutes I need to really escalate he comes back after like 1.  Without a glass of water for me.  I really need to work on my signals.  Anyways, that was the highlight of the night.  I know she planned on being more sexual than last week as she’d shaved her bush.  A gentleman notices these things.  Finally, we all just go to bed.

I wake up to Virgo fingering her.  So I start making out with her.  Then I take a turn fingering her.  It was pretty cool at this point.  She was being so sexy.  But she just isn’t ready to let two dudes fuck her at once.  Shame.   We never get past this point.  I keep hoping that Virgo will kick us both out so we can escalate at mine.  I feel like he might have forgotten that this was my set originally.  Oh well.  I just pull my cock out and start slapping her face with it.  Virgo has his head really close to hers and I tell him to move it, as I’m about to come.  Of course he doesn’t and I have to make a choice.  I feel like if I come on his face it will affect our friendship….Or he might just swallow it.  But I stop.

Soul texts me at like 8 in the morning like a maniac and wakes us up, asking if he can come over to make an airlock with the girl.  Virgo is one cranky bastard.  They both turn on me for snoring, but it’s because I got Virgo’s bird flu.  He got me sick.  I’m in bed right now writing this instead of working!  Anyways, I get bored of her shenanigans, so I get dressed and try to leave.  I tell Virgo I’m off and he’s like you’re not going anywhere.  The girl grabs me and I fall asleep, dressed in her arms.  I wake up to Virgo complaining more about the phone call from Soul and my snoring.  The girls starts agreeing with him.  Finally, I’m like I’m leaving.  He gets her number and then we leave.  We make out on the way to mine.

She comes into my hallway to make out goodbye with me, but she won’t come up to my apartment.  It’s wicked annoying.  On the walk home Virgo calls to tell me that I should have left when I got dressed earlier.  Then he could have fucked her and got it all going.  I was like dude you physically kept me from leaving.  How is that my fault?  Anyways, now she’s texting him and not me.  But I know he won’t see her without me.  It was an adventure, but I’ve had more LMR with her than with every other girl I’ve seen this year, combined.  I just sent her a lil text, so we’ll see what happens.  I don’t really care if I see her again, but she lives around the corner.

So last night I was helping out at a bootcamp. I ran a lot of interesting sets and even set up a date with a shot girl for when her shift ended. I think I had a solid close available with another shot girl as well, but I only got pictures with one. I also ran a pretty good set with a tanned Canadian, but it was tough with my student. He just couldn’t get a groove on in this set. And eventually me, him and Soul got ejected. But that’s the boring part.

Late night after I’m done instructing, I am just chatting Vercetti and I see this lovely brown girl. I tell him how much I love brown girls. He’s like why the hell are you telling me? Go tell her! Open her now. Go direct. And I start just making up excuses. It turns out he is a lot stronger than me. He basically picked me up and threw me at the girl. I repeated the opener he gave me. My first direct approach. It was really strong. Instant attraction. We are being really sexy, but I just can’t seem to get the kiss in. As we are rubbing each other, Soul walks up. He just gets involved. He starts talking to her, puts an ice cube in his mouth and passes it to her, which she then passes to me. It was really sexy and dirty.

We just are moving forward and change locations. We get close to the door, where the whole club can see us and just start making out and taking turns. The whole club saw us, including Mr M, 5.0 and a ton of students. One student tried to walk up and join our set. I was like dude you must be joking. We had so many logistical battles. Soul was the escalation and I was the comfort. I was a little annoyed that he kissed her first, but I got my revenge later. She was in the club with a girl and wouldn’t leave with her, no matter how many SNL tactics Soul employed. It was insane. Her friend shows up with some guy and I stand to the side while they interview Soul. They decide to take him home with them. Then Soul goes to the bathroom and I start making out with the girl and her friends were like whoa! The guy was totally overwhelmed. He was cool enough in that he didnt say anything judgemental.

We get to the girls’ apartment and all five of us are in the room. The three of us sit on the bed and then Soul asks for a tour of the rest of the apartment. The other girl splits off with her guy and we just start getting super naughty. There were a lot of logistical issues. Tons of LMR. She wouldn’t even let either of us go down on her, just tons of finger blasting. So we finally close her by the front door. I go down on her and then I’m trying to slip it in, but a comment Soul made earlier about how it’s hard to get hard at a spitroast came back to haunt me. Soul was covering her top end, making out with her and fondling her tits. He told me later he was doing everything he could to avoid her state breaking, and was just waiting for me to get one full penal stroke in before he whipped his Soulja out to blast her mouth. I just got the tip in when she changed her mind and threw us out. Next time we will succeed!