Have you ever been in a bar of club and just now known what to say when you see a beautiful woman? Have you seen her in the arms of another man and wondered what he has that you don't have?
I have been recovering from the events of New Years Eve for a few days now.I certainly haven’t been out partying since then, so it’s still fresh in my mind.This is a long tail and my fingers are sore, but I’ll do my best.
I decide to spend new years with my buddy Truck. We have been going out almost every night since I got home and he is currently my best friend here.We are even moving in together in a few weeks.I hear from a couple of the lair guys about some event downtown where a guitar is dropping and Nashville wants to be Times Square.Sounds lame, but they also promise a crowd.And I LOVE crowds.
I spent 24 hours celebrating my 29th birthday with a host of my lovely friends. I have to say that it was one hell of a crazy and hectic night…ok it lasted two nights.
I started by hitting White Wedding. At least 30 or 40 lovely people showed up just for me. From TeaBag to YumYum. It was really amazing. I remember a lot of shots and cocktails. I cut the sleeves off my tuxedo to show off my glamour muscles. I put a new temp tattoo on my right bicep. Lord of the Rings. One ring to rule them all, one ring to bind them. Let’s be honest. I looked badass redneck. [More]
So last night I thought I had students, but they had to bump to next week at the last minute. So I ended up going out to see Mr M for his final night with the Rockstars. We were out with Bugsy Malone and Freedom of Speech as well. They guys took me out to Chinawhite and got a table and everything. It was really quality.
I got absolutely smashed and met some super hot girls. There were two really stunning girls who were eyefucking me up all night. In the end I chatted to each of them. They were rejecting guys left and right but just loving me. I was just feeling so electric. It was just great to be out with the boys and going insane. By the end of the night both girls told me I was amazing and that they had boyfriends.
Man that is the most boring speech ever.
Then somehow me and Freedom ran away from everyone at Subway and went to the Egg, where they said they didn’t like our clothes and wouldn’t let us in. All I know is that when I’m in my 50s I don’t wanna be running the face-policy at the dirtiest hole in London. So I still win.
At the bus stop alone at 5am some drunk dude starts yelling at me and threatening to stab me in the face. What is with old people tonight? I just pretty much ignore the dude but he just keeps yelling. And then asking for cigarettes or spare change. Finally my bus pulls up and I just walk away from him.
As I get on the bus I tell one of the people who watched all this and chose not to get involved that it was all her fault. Ahaha.
Made it home around 6 and I poured myself into bed.
I will try and get my hands on the photos from tonight as soon as I can. Can’t wait til my big party next Saturday. Debauchery here I come!!!
Saturday I finished my dissertation while October slept. I actually slept really good on his couch. Go figure. I mean I honestly had a pretty good time last night and some of that stuff was really funny. Obviously I would have preferred to get my dick wet, but I am all about enjoying the journey. [More]
I was sitting at home after my night in the brothel and hitting Movida with gsand. I was thinking about how sick I am of finishing my bastard dissertation and I was like fuck it. So I called October and was like I’m thinking of coming to Cambridge to see whats up. 2 hours later I was on the train with my little eee pc. I worked on my diss like crazy.
We chilled at his house for like 2 hours or something then headed into town. I ended up meeting the whole Cambridge lair. It was like I have heard about other lairs. The guys stood in a circle all night without doing any sets. At one point I did get a guy to open a set. He ended up pointing at me at some point, which I saw coming. I came over and instantly the friend liked me. I don’t know what that dude said but her friend suddenly was like we have to leave NOW. [More]
A few weeks ago I was covering for another teacher at this uni I have been teaching at. I did a 1on1 4 hour English lesson with this super rich Kazakhstani dude. We were chilling. Basically unlike most douche bag English teachers I can talk to rich people about normal things like badass high end clubs and beautiful women. So we connected and I almost got him to buy a table at Jalouse through my homey. I gave him my connections number there and thought I would never see the dude again [More]
I was in Tiger Tiger for student night on Monday with one of my students. It was strange because my student was loving it but I was kind of bored. Most of the girls there were Asian, but not the kind that are interested in white guys. It’s like such a tease!
There was one girl there that was stunning. She was a really beautiful brunette in a cute black hat. All night I watched dudes roll up on her and fail. Even my student gave it the old college try and fell flat. The one thing I have really learned and been practicing lately is that sometimes patience is everything. So I waited to talk to her til quite late in the night.
I was outside with a friend of mine and I wanted a smoke. I just stood against the wall and waited. These two girls stopped right near me. They were super chavy (ps I love chav girls) and I just started talking to them. I am really good at the first half of a set with chav girls but I still don’t have the technique to close, yet! Anyways I chatted to them and shifted to another 2 chav girls next to us and was just having a really good chat.
Turns out that they are friends with HatGirl. She walks up and I just start talking to her. Her friends start talking to some other dudes. I start talking to her and I get her to open up. I ask about her passion and it turns out that she is a succesful artist. She showed me a famous picture of hers on her blackberry and it was so cool. She talked about her success and it was in a “i’m excited to share what happened to me” kind of way instead of a showing off kind of way.
Then it gave me a great opportunity to show her a picture of my new neice. It was super awesome. We had blackberry love and she is the first girl I ever blackberry messenger closed. She actually send me a message before I left. It was really nice. Hopefully we will go out soon. I actually can’t call her only message her. That is a little strange. Will update you.
So last Friday my good friend the Egyptian had his birthday party. It was awesome. I got a chance to rock my fedora and it turns out it looks really good. Inspiral and Tea Bag threw the pre AND after parties. They had the most amazing costumes and if you are a facebook mate, you can check out the badass pics on my profile etc.
So I was sitting there chilling with one of my students/friends when Tea Bag’s boss comes out. She was dressed as a bloody Alice with a butcher knife. The moment I saw her, I knew I wanted her. My first instinct was to dive in and game her. But I knew that wouldn’t work. I basically ignored her. I saw she changed at Tea Bag’s house and so I knew she would be back later to change again. I also want to wait to see how social situations pan out. In a social circle situation, it is VERY important to see the lay of the land before you step on any toes. [More]
The biggest stress of Global Gathering was getting in. You are trapped in a huge press of sweaty people all carrying a weekends worth of gear and chanting to be let in. Whoever designed the gate policy was an idiot. If they had searched every person, like they were doing at first, it would have taken 2 full days to let everyone in. The police seemed totally focused on finding people who had small personal quantities of gear and taking them away. Super boring. I mean is it really a good use of a police dog?
Once we got through the whole security thing it was much smoother. None of us were even searched in the end. They just started letting people through in waves. Throughout the weekend I ran into probably 20 dealers. Holy crap dealers in this country are creepy as fuck. I mean they all seemed like child molesters or worse to me. And the police behavior probably forced a lot of people to keep these dudes in business.
Once we got through and set up our 3 tents, things were ok. Lady Jaye took over my tent. So I was going to have to share with YumYum. We all changed and chilled out a little bit. Needed to relax to recover from our longass car journey. That was beyond brutal. We thought it was take around 2 hours, but it took closer to 4. On the way we discovered that YumYum sucks at giving directions. It took us ages to find him and we ended up trying to go through the gate at a military base. That was a little disconcerting.
He didn’t even have a tent or any supplies. So we hit the Argos near his house. We somehow managed to leave Argos with the cheapest tent in the universe and a giant Stormtrooper helmet. That was fun since I wore it most of the way to the festival. I learned that a lot of people in the UK are so lame. So many average looking girls gave us dirty looks. But some cool people waved and YumYum even passed a beer to a car passing us. [More]
So after she snuck out while I was asleep, I was uncertain about seeing the Czech girl again. I wasn’t even sure if I would ever hear from her again. So I threw her a text to see if she was ok, made it home etc. She texted back that she hadn’t wanted to wake me while I was sleeping. I told her that was really sweet and I left it there. I think we all know why she didn’t wake me up. It was a damn prison break.
So I texted her again a day later here and there and I set up a date for monday night after a short 1on1 with a student. We met at 9 and had a single drink in a bar. We chilled and it was nice. Unfortunately, I finally run into the Italian girl I saw a few weeks ago when I’m with this girl. The Italian girl is so beautiful and I can see the jealousy in her eyes. I don’t know if that set is dead, but I am trying to avoid gaming one girl while on a date with another. I mean a guy has to have SOME limits don’t he? [More]