In high school I dabbled a lot with internet dating.  Things were different back then.  It was really the wild west.  Long before girls had pictures online.  I used to have to ask asl.  Age.  Sex.  Location.  Somehow all the girls on aol back then were blond cheerleaders…until I met them.  I ran into a lot of whales back in the day.  Girls love to use the internet to mislead.  It’s ever so boring.  Based on tonight, very little has changed.

I met this girl through a facebook dating thing FreedomOfSpeech recomended.  I had two dates off of it lined up for tonight, back to back.  The first one flaked and is trying to reschedule for next week, but the second one confirmed.  She looked like she might be averagish from her picture and she is czech so I decided to check it out.  I met her up tonight and I was dressed in a super cute outfit.  I was standing waiting for her at the tube station and a girl walked by and winked at me and even gave me the gun.  She was only ok looking, but I thought it was my date and she walked off.

That was the highlight of my night.

So I meet my date and she is not as cute and a little chubby for me.  I like girls really skinny.  We go to the bar and I’m off my frame.  I am really not that attracted to her but I go through the motions and end up getting stuck in my head.  It’s really unnatural for a while.  The girl was just deep boring and a little bit too conceited.  She had no date for valentine’s day because she is so pretty guys are afraid to ask her out.  I have known girls that pretty.  She isn’t.  And who talks like that.  I don’t wanna go on about my boring 90 minutes, but I was going to ditch her when I called Freedom from the toilets to get permission.

But I came back and she’d bought me a drink back.  So I had to stay for another 30minutes of hell.  God she was so lame.  Finally, I tried to kiss her, more just to do it than because I wanted her to.  She said no.  I as like you can find the train station right?  (I would have walked her back if she was lost)  She told me she can ask directions as her English is good.  I was like great and I busted out of there.

I have a better date tomorrow….I hope.