I am trying to write my post today with a massive hangover, sitting in McDonald’s trying to enjoy their sweet greasy smells and free internet, but a smoking hot Indian girl just walked in. You know how I feel about that…. I am so distracted. Okay, she is around the corner so I will start.
Last night Lord Mega of the Pork Sword was kind enough to swing by my place to give a talk to 5 out of 6 Rockstars. We only had to pay him in beers. Fortunately, we had enough to keep him long past his alloted time for normal chilling time. Uh oh. The girl is sitting right near me….With her sister and dad. Otherwise it would be on. I think her father would really enjoy my red hangover eyes. Ha. Also she might be super young. I really can’t tell. Ok. Back to the story.
So Mega came over and talked for almost two hours at my new place. It was really relaxed. He explained his two primary theories. Meat and Potatoes and the fat-free diet. Both were really powerful. They absorb every other style of game and instead of focusin on one girl at a gime, they help to create a strategy for the whole night. A way to deal with time in three phases and a way to really focus on a long-term strategy. Ok. This isn’t fair. This whole family is sitting write behind my laptop now. Dude’s this girl is so cute and skinny. Of course her mom is facing me. This is so unfair. And she might seriously be fifteen. I totally can’t tell. I wish there was a machine that I could aim at people and it would tell me their ages. It would be really useful for dealing with cougars too.
OK. Sorry. So anyways, cutting the night into three phases allows one to avoid outcome-depenence early in the night and instead to focus on deciding who is gonna be the lucky lady you take home that night. And the fat-free diet is a technique to get to a makeout in under 1 minute. Mr M and I both saw Mega do this a few weeks ago. It was really impressive.
Overall, the talk was really amazing. Mega is a really cool dude and it’s a shame he’s moving away soon. I know he’s good friends with Soul. And any friend of my pickup hero is a friend of mine. Honeslty, this was a really great talk. It’s hard to go into detail about each talk, as we hear so many a week, but if you get time to hear him, I recomend it a lot. After the official talk part, Mega stayed and talked to us about our other talks and compared it to his theory. He really helped put Adam’s theories v his into perspective. It was really great to see how they dovetail.
After he left, I had a little shindig at mine, which lasted until 6am so my memory is not super great right now. I met some more cool people, including more entourage boys. I guess there are like millions of them. But any night where I’m chilling with my main man ZigZag is a night well spent.
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