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So last Friday my good friend the Egyptian had his birthday party. It was awesome. I got a chance to rock my fedora and it turns out it looks really good. Inspiral and Tea Bag threw the pre AND after parties. They had the most amazing costumes and if you are a facebook mate, you can check out the badass pics on my profile etc.
So I was sitting there chilling with one of my students/friends when Tea Bag's boss comes out. She was dressed as a bloody Alice with a butcher knife. The moment I saw her, I knew I wanted her. My first instinct was to dive in and game her. But I knew that wouldn't work. I basically ignored her. I saw she changed at Tea Bag's house and so I knew she would be back later to change again. I also want to wait to see how social situations pan out. In a social circle situation, it is VERY important to see the lay of the land before you step on any toes.
So she is French and there is another younger French girl from Tea Bag's office there. At the party we all stick together a bit and chat. I just want to be the cool guy who is around, but not around too much. So I chat to her here and there throughout the night. Whenever one of my homies wants to chat to her I back off. I love giving girls to my good friends. Sometimes Tea Bag would hand off a girl to me and I would hand her off to Inspiral, who then introduces her to the Egyptian and walks off. Basically, we don't care who a girl hooks up with, as long as it's a mate.
I met the most amazing Indian girl at the party. She was 35 and really sexy and lovely. I chatter to her a bit and we started talking about tattoos. I was wearing a button down shirt but she wanted to see the dragon on my arm. So we went to a dark corner and I went nearly topless to show her. Then I asked if she had a tramp stamp. She turned around and told me to check. I pulled the back of her shirt up to her bra and then I pulled down her jeans more than halfway down her ass. Result – no tattoo back there (and also no panties). At this point I was getting hard and the sexual energy between us was getting strong. Just in the dark being naughty… and my student runs up to join us. Now my students are always my first priority, but damn it was so on….
I chat to him a bit to go over his sets and how his night is going and the girls he is loving etc. I lose the energy with my lovely Indian Princess and she walks off to talk to her mates.
Later on I reopen and we chat a little. I try to drag her to dance, but it just doesn't happen. I struggle a little bit to rebuild what we had. It was going ok. I leave on a high note with a plan to push it further in a bit. Unfortunately, she left the party at 11 and I failed to get her number. I did add her on facebook the next day and a few days later asked the Egyptian to text her on my behalf. No dice yet…
So then I go back to the Boss. We chat and sometimes this one dude from my Tea Bag's office is all over my nuts. I can't just punch him in the face, but I really wanted to. He was exaclty like this chode in a story I read on Tucker Max' blog. He would follow me around and just keep trying to cock block me with girls all night. Tea Bag told him what I do for a living as a way of trying to build my value, but this guy is a total value vampire. At one point he told Inspiral I was talking shit about him. I was really upset as he is one of my heroes. But he immediately dismissed the idea and the Chode. He said I would never do that. Phew.
Chode tells me to leave him alone with Alice and even stands in the way. He tells me to take off with the younger French girl, so I do. We start dancing and having a really nice time. I have disqualified her so hard that she is just happy to chill with me. I think I might over-DQ in social settings and I might need to readjust it. It's so powerful. So then Chode gets upset and leaves the other girls to come cockblock me. He would prefer to prevent me from getting any action. Rather than get his own. In a way that is amazing.
So we go to the after-party and it is a lot of dudes. One of Tea Bag's mates is about to fight a dude for grabbing his girlfriend's breast. I stay to back him up and he convinces the other dude to just go home and avoid the conflict. I don't know the dude that well, but a friend of Tea Bag's is a friend of mine. Inside Alice is making out with some other girl who keeps bragging that she doesn't wear panties. This instantly divides the room into two types of guys: the guys who get all turned on and the guys who have sex in their life and ignore it.
I know a trap when I see one. These girls massively want attention. I just ignore them and even push them out of the way to go to the other room. At this point Chode tells me that see, I have been wasting my time all night. I tell him that the game isn't nearly over. It is just getting started. He keeps following the two girls around while they make out in the hopes that they will decide they need a guy. Please don't forget that Alice is Chode's boss. So he has double no chance.
I go outside later and the two girls are just chatting. I join in and they start giving me sexual shit-tests. They are saying extreme sexual things to see how I react. Instead of getting excited I just talk about my fetishes in the same way I talk about work or video games. Just normal conversation. The 2nd girl tells me how much she loves anal and actually calls herself a ButtSlut. I have never heard someone say this word out loud in real life before. It was an experience.
Then guess who sees us having a nice time and has to pull a kamikaze. That's right. Captain Chode. He comes over to tell me that I'm still wasting my time mate. Now when a guy you don't know calls you mate in England it means he wants you to punch him in the face. Instead, I go off and talk to Tea Bag to find out what is wrong with this dude. Turns out being and AFC is a way of life for this dude. He does the same shit to Tea Bag. But I guess tonight is my special night.
I go back into the living room and the 2nd girl is chilling on the couch with Inspiral. I try to see where he is going with it. I THINK he wasn't trying to play so I slide onto the couch. Within 5 minutes she is feeding me crisps and then her legs are across mine and she feeds me one from her mouth. Like in Lady and the Tramp but actually not that sexy. Hehe. Alice comes in and freaks out and starts accusing me of a V-Block. I offer to get outa her way but she just goes back outside.
I chill with this girl until she passes out and since I way prefer Alice, everything is all good. I just keep playing it cool and then I slide Alice around a corner and shove my tongue into her mouth. It was so cool. I played slow ball and it was working great. I can tell we wanna get outa there, but there are only like 4 people still around. Tea Bag walks around the corner, sees us and just walks away. Translation – he is awesome. Chode comes through the door and makes a comment to make her really uncomfortable.
It turns out she is hooking up with her boss and suddenly she is worried that Chode will tell on her and make her life bad. That is the energy of this guy. After a night of telling me I have no chance, he discovers that he was wrong. Just confidence and persistence can take you a LONG way. So we go back and just chill with everyone. Chode is seething and keeps trying to stir trouble. No one is paying attention to him anymore. Alice has to leave and I go and get some more kisses on the stairs. Tea Bag accidentally cockblocks me by carrying all her bags to her taxi and making sure she gets in ok. Now that is totally acceptable.
He was looking out for his friend and boss. He has a good heart. She tells me to get her number off Tea Bag and I'll see what happens. I forget to do it until today, Wednesday, so I just texted her this morning. She is on vacation this week, so I will see if she replies.
Either way, making out with your friend's boss is pretty awesome in my book. PoW!
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