So I am chilling on Saturday morning and my phone starts blowing up. gsand wants to meet near Waterloo for some day game and Tea Bag is going into central for some costume shopping. I throw on my clothes, get wicked high and meet gsand. It takes ages to find him. We meet up with 7/11 after a bit too. Walking up and down the boardwalk for two hours, no hotties. Bad luck.
Then I cruise up to meet Tea Bag and my damn bus gets diverted. So annoying. We finally link up and mess around in a few shops then grab some sweet Chinese for lunch. He tells me about a party he’s going to where everyone dresses up like it’s a bad wedding. Super eighties style. The vibe is amazing and the girls are so cool. So I text my student and my lesbian sidekick and tell them tonight is gonna be wicked. My lesbian can’t make it as she needs to rest and ironically spends the night having “the talk” with a girl she is only mildly interested in. Shame!
I am like thirty minutes late, but when I get there the party is awesome. It is at least six girls for every guy. My student is hating it for some reason, but I force him to stay and he gets laid. But this story is about me. Ha!
The first smoking hot girl I see at the bar. Wow. Short. Brunette. Piercing green eyes. Sexy black hat with lace. Perfect body. I tell him to open her and her friend. My student hesitates and the friend just raises her arm and points right at my face. I think there is no way anyone is that rude, she must be pointing behind me. So I step to the side. The finger follows me. So I step forward and dive in. They are two super cool girls and immediately are loving me. I chat and chat. There is someone throwing the bouquet so I tell the brunette to go win it. Unfortunately, a guy in a dress gets it because he is so damn tall.
I don’t see her again for a while. So I meet a blond who looks like Clair Danes. Everytime I tell my student to open a girl, she sees him hesitate and opens me. This is one weird magical venue. I was loving it! I see that they won’t take this girls card. So I just say, they don’t take card here? She goes no, come with me to the cash point. I had been trying to get my student in and I couldn’t think of a way to get her to go with him instead of me. So we went and chatted. She was really sexy. She mentions a boyfriend she lives with and asks if I’m gay in the first five minutes. It’s nice to get the bs out of the way. She is like amazing you have to date my sister. I walked onto the set of beauty and the beast. I won’t describe the sister, but that is enough.
Me and Clair Danes slip away and hit the dance floor for a bit. It’s nice. I met a third girl who was standing next to me at the bar. Don’t really know what I said. But hey I’m LondonPaladin right? Plus I looked amazing. Everyone was complimenting me on the new way I did my hair. I think I will be doing it like that every time I leave the house from now on.
I’m going to be honest with you right now. There were several smoking hot girls I didn’t talk to that night. I was simply overwhelmed. Also, I’m the kinda guy who locks into one set for a night. Rather than get like 6 numbers. I was more like that a year ago when I was running traditional MM game. Now that I’m really doing what’s natural for me, I like to just focus on one girl a night. Just my personal style. So these other two girls were just to chat with and have fun.
Over the course of the night I kept seeing this one big dude chatting all over my initial brunette. I didn’t feel anything. No jealousy or stress. I saw her with him and my thought was ok, she’s busy I’ll chat to her later. And whenever I would see her and her friend the pointer, I would rock up and dance. We danced alone at several points during the night and it was just nice. There is something about dancing with a beautiful woman that I enjoy.
So during this night I am also teaching my student about kino and escalation. And eventually he leaves with his girl and I am damn proud. Also I keep chatting and having a few drinks with my man Tea Bag. He is having a blast with his girl. And also some of his other friends.
At the end of the night I’m outside chilling with the doorman who basically knew my be then because I kept coming outside with hot girls. He was cool. I see my beautiful girl going back inside. She comes up to me and says to wait and she will be right back. That’s kinda cool. She takes ages and I finish my smoke, so I go back inside to chat to my friends. I see she is talking to the big dude again. So I go dance with my friends in a position where I can see her. So that when she leaves I can see her outside. The old me woulda been praying not to see her kiss this dude. I mean I don’t know if I would have changed anything if they had. I mean I kiss tons of girls.
So when I see her heading for the door, I beat her and we chat and chat. I am leaning against the wall and she is close. We are chatting and I’m trying to extract. She has work the next day etc. I keep pushing for it, but it’s just not quite there. We are both close, but I’m not sure. Then TeaBag and my mates come out and surround us and just watch. From like 1 foot away. TeaBag just says to her that he loves watching me talk to girls. I could have killed him, if I hadn’t been doing so well. We were connecting and I didn’t react so it didn’t matter. I mean from the outside it’s a pretty funny move.
I get her number and it takes like 10 minutes. I think my phone might be on the fritz. Anyways, we get it all sorted and go back in to dance. At one point I drop my final escalation bomb. And she likes it. I try to kiss hew a few times, but all I get is cheek. It’s fine. It’s just a matter of when. Eventually she has to leave. I rarely get numbers, but this one felt pretty solid.
Thirty seconds after she leaves I call her and ask if it’s too soon. Hopefully, she realized how funny that is. She said to give it a few days, so I’m gonna go old school and wait til Wednesday. I think I am gonna shift my call style back. These days I always text the next day. More so I can remember which girl is which, but I think I need to start calling and waiting longer. Either way, I had a beautiful experience with a stunning and intelligent woman. Safe.
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