So I am chilling on Saturday morning and my phone starts blowing up. gsand wants to meet near Waterloo for some day game and Tea Bag is going into central for some costume shopping. I throw on my clothes, get wicked high and meet gsand. It takes ages to find him. We meet up with 7/11 after a bit too. Walking up and down the boardwalk for two hours, no hotties. Bad luck. [More]
I went out for my 3rd date with the German photographer on Friday. Now logistics kept us from sleeping together on the first two dates, but 3 is as far as I’ll go with a girl without some sweet loving. We planned our Friday date almost 2 weeks in advance. This girl is always so busy with art projects and school. [More]
I woke up in bed at noon Friday morning with 4 lesbians lying all over my bed. Pretty cool. I had the courtesy to try to sleep with each of them, but no dice. It was a crazy night involving mixed gender winging, a ton of booze and gear, and some sweet rock band tunes. My house mate really enjoyed us partying at 5 am when he had work on Friday. I’m lucky that he tolerates my shocking behaviour. I am gonna start hanging out with these girls more and more. They love straight girls and I love gay ones, so it seems like a pretty sweet arrangement we are developing.
I went out Thursday night with gsand, 7/11 and another dude to what I was told was a playmate party. False information. The girl running it is in love with my lesbian sidekick and so she wants to get in with me big time. The party was at Amika. Posh as. All the girls were about 14. I got some free drinks in and I nearly banged a chubb from Arizona. I stopped myself at the last minute. [More]
So I have been seeing a Welsh girl for a few weeks. Think I’ve mentioned her a few times. She doesn’t kiss til the 3rd date. After our 2nd date she stopped returning my texts. It took me a full week to notice. So I sent her a message asking if she’d stopped returning my texts. I didn’t feel anything.
A few years ago I would have stressed over every single unreturned text. Now I send out a couple hundred messages a week to girls and mates, so one can slip through the cracks. It takes me a long time to notice if someone is actively trying to pull away.
No idea why it ended with her. I wish I could say that I cared, but I’m already on to the next girl. It’s kind of a shame how girls become so replaceable after a time. If I leave my house I meet someone beautiful. I don’t know if this is a good or a bad thing. I don’t pursue relationships like I used to.
So last night I was on my 2nd date with the German. She went home due to a miscommunication, so I went back to the lesbian bar. But I’m getting ahead of myself.
Part 1
I meet up with the lesbian I went out with last fall in Leicester Square. She has 2 girls with her. One is a sexy blond she is trying to bang and the other is that girl’s friend. A freckly, young brunette. They are all gay, so I just chill and don’t think about game etc. We hit up a mixed gay club and find a little spot to toss down a few drinks. I chat to the blond some and talk about being dating coach. She is a writer and will hopefully take me to an opera. We go for a dance and we start grinding like crazy. Mostly to torture my friend. [More]
I am not sure how much I’ve talked about the girl’s I’m dating, so I’ll start at the top. I am currently seeing a German girl (kind of). We have been on two dates with lots of kissing. Logistics have kept us from sleeping together yet, although I have gotten laid 2 out of the 3 times I have seen her. She might just be lucky? [More]
As the only American at Urban Art Forms this year, I think it is my duty to take the time to write out a full and detailed review. So I will cover the basics now.
The Weather
It rained pretty heavily for most of the time I was there. The stages are actually on proper flooring, not on a field, so the festival wasn’t really affected. The tent area however, turned into a mudbath. It was totally crazy. All the locals seemed to have wellies with them, so they adapted nicely. [More]
I would love to tell you about all the girls I pulle in Austria, but too many drugs, laziness and friends all got in the way. It was a sick trip and I had a really good time. I realized what an idiot I am when I found two pills in my pocket in Austria. Next time I fly I should check that shit! I guess I am pretty dumb. I dunno what keeps me out of jail besides sweet, sweet luck. The passport control lady freaked me out on my way back in. I’m not gonna travel for a while now. Wanna grad from uni!!!
I have to say that Deadmau5 is pretty awesome live. Really good show and one hell of a mouse helmet. I happened to be wearing my Danger Mouse shirt, so it was twice as good for me. I made friends with several really cool Austrian dudes, who smoked me out all weekend. I look forward to returning the favor when they come to visit me this summer.
Also, gotta say I love my new tent and sleeping bag and I learned a lot about camping on a slope in the rain. Next festival I will do better!!!
I am such a jerk. Yet again I have gone three weeks without posting. Or maybe it’s just two. But the problem has become that I am living way too fast. I have had no breaks in my life. So much is happening that I get cripplingly behind. And I apologize for that. I will give you some highlights and try to keep you bastards happy. I am dating two girls right now, although I have slept with neither and only kissed one. The relationships are great as I see each girl every 1-2 weeks.
Both of the girls are beautiful and amazing in different ways. I really enjoy spending time with them and with how crazy my life is, I don’t want or need to rush into anything. I am seeing one of them tonight and one of them friday. I will post more details soon. Both of them know what I do for a living.
I also went to Austria for five days to a big music festival. I was the only American there. I met some really cool people and that was the best part for sure. The music was good, but it wasn’t trance, my true first love. I saw Deadmau5, who is on my dj list for this year. He was awesome. He came out in a leather suit and giant mouse head. I will try and post some of my videos soon.
My diet is going good as I hit 18.5% body fat last nite. I am pretty pumped about that. Gotta go hit the gym for squats in a few minutes. Not excited about that!
Book sales are going ok and I am very busy with students right now. So overall my business is a good thing. I just want to have a lot to write for you guys!!!
