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I went to the GUM Clinic today for my usual checkup. I try to go once a month, but I really don't make it that often. It's just good to know that you are totally clean, you know?
As usual everyone there was in a foul mood. I guess I'm the only one who goes there to confirm that he's clean. The lady offers me the usual choice of three tests: swab in my dick, urine and blood tests. Now they all suck for different reasons, but the urine test is my favorite. For that one I only have to deal with stage fright. I told the lady how last time the guy messed up my blood test and it hurt and blood went all over and then he had to do my other arm. I ask if she can promise not to mess it up. She won't agree to that and in a few minutes I find out why.
It only sucks a little bit if they get it on the first try, but she was in my arm digging around with that needle and it hurt like a bitch. Then she accuses me of refusing to bleed. Like I have that kind of skill. I wish. She blames it on my being dehydrated. I am not sure that that's true as I drank a ton of water yesterday, but I guess only today counts. I refuse to let her try again. It's just not worth it. Next time I will drink an assload of water beforehand.
My tests all came up clean.
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