You would be in my ass

Written by Paladin on February 27, 2009 Categories: field reports, seduction, social circle


You visited a few times and I would appreciate your thoughts on this post, why not comment?

tramp stamp You would be in my ass

So saturday night I went out with an x-student.  Really chill guy who I rarely get to spend time with.  We hit up my usual joints.  I was right on time as always.  He got there an hour later.  I realized that my paranoia about being on time is a problem.  I’m gonna start showing up to things intentionally late.  To break through that barrier.  I haven’t quite decided how I’m going to do it yet, but even showing up for class 5 minutes late freaked me out. 

So we are chilling at the bar and we run into a girl from his office having a birthday party with people from work.  Now I have a lot of opinions about a birthday party with only co-workers and no friends…but let’s just leave that for another day.  This girl was stunning.  And a lesbian.  She told me within about 5 minutes.  My mate was really surprised.  I think they’ve worked together for a year or something too.  She was really cool and I talked about my work and I told her how cool lesbians are.  I gave her my number and we talked about chilling and looking for trouble together.  She didn’t call but told my friend that she thought I was funny.  We’ll see how it plays out.

Then we bounced through a few more sets.  To be honest I was wicked high, which makes it hard to be talkative.  I didn’t realize how out of it I was until an hour waiting for my friend at the bar and not talking to anyone.  Which is basically the opposite of my normal behaviour.

I’ve waited a week to write this so I don’t remember a lot of the middle of the night.  I THINK there was another set in the middle that went on for a while, bt I really don’t remember.  So then we went to my smaller final bar of the evening.  And we start talking to these two girls.  I’m winging my friend so I take the fat one outside and try and escalate.  She totally rejected me.  It’s so funny.  I have zero game with unattractive girls.  I can’t even imagine why.  I think they should feel like they just won the lottery.  Maybe that’s the problem.  Don’t know and I don’t care really.

So then I forget why I’m talking to the cuter sister.  And this is the bar where LondonPlayboy fucked a girl in the toilets.  Ever since he told me that story I’ve been trying to bang a girl in the toilets there.  I’ve tried like 6 times or something.  Girls are just so fancy I guess.  So I’m talking to this girl and she’s totally engaged or something.  And I am working my new escalation techniques.  I’m really still improving this area a lot.  More and more.  I push and she is so amped up.  She at one point says “If I wasn’t taken, you would be in my ass right now”

It’s pretty much one of the coolest things I’ve ever heard.  I was really escalating and I nearly got her into the toilets for some ass sex.  Either way it was a good memory.  Boom!

Popularity: 1% [?]

0 comment

About the Author

I am a professional dating coach. I love traveling the world and helping men find a better life.

Spread The Love, Share Our Article

Related Posts

Related posts:

  1. FR – Indie Music Monday
  2. Farewell Party
  3. A Night with Mystely
  4. A Date with the Mouse
  5. Half an HJ

Comments

There are no comments on this entry.

Trackbacks

There are no trackbacks on this entry.

Add a Comment

Required

Will not be published. Required

Optional